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old.Nosser-
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In my part time job I learn how to rub chickens ;/
anyone esle got any toss job experiences?
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anyone esle got any toss job experiences?
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old.Goldfish_Memory
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I have to sell shoes to old people who smell of wee.
We could turn this into a competition
We could turn this into a competition
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old.frankie
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i get to bodge up till sales big time ?
chargeing 500 quid instead of 50p for wall brakets ?
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chargeing 500 quid instead of 50p for wall brakets ?
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old.TUG
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Nos u know my old job... thus u know how gay it was 
Get sacked, it's fuckin cool
Get sacked, it's fuckin cool
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Sock-Stuff
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Goldfish: sell shoes do ya?
Me to...sucks don't it!
where u work? I work at clarks...i would leave, but there are so many nice girls workings there!
Me to...sucks don't it!
where u work? I work at clarks...i would leave, but there are so many nice girls workings there!
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old.TUG
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You're a fuckin good guesser!
Nosser you see, he's a m8 of mine...
ever since he started there, he has put up lots of posters of chickens in his bedroom... it was quite disturbing actually.
He also eats chikens for his dinner (if u get me ) and is becoming a thouroughly wierd person..
He also says it's hard work... I can imagine, those orifices must be quite small...
eh nos?
Nosser you see, he's a m8 of mine...
ever since he started there, he has put up lots of posters of chickens in his bedroom... it was quite disturbing actually.
He also eats chikens for his dinner (if u get me
) and is becoming a thouroughly wierd person..He also says it's hard work... I can imagine, those orifices must be quite small...
eh nos?
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I work in Essex coma, theres some nice girls outside, but I'm inside
And as for the time, the early bird gets paid the most overtime
And as for the time, the early bird gets paid the most overtime
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old.Comatosed
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Totty quotient should always be factored into the 'job worth' equation
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*Exor*
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No women in programming, sux
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old.TUG
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Same in my last job, plus they were cunt0rs
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When I was 16 (gawd!), I used to work in a Roof tile factory. My job was to stand by a conveyor belt and put a rooftile on top of the one behind. After 6 weeks of that, my right arm was too muscley to fit in my shirt sleeve (the tiles were heavy!)...my left arm was it's normal weedy self.
After a few weeks, I learned (as you do), that the buggers stacking them outside were on 50p an hour more than me...so now and then I used to stack them at a slight angle. This had a number of benefits...the first was I could hear the crashing of tiles, through the window, as they lost their grip and dropped them (along with loud curses), the second was the fact they had to stop the conveyor to clean up, earning me a nice little break.
Of course, being 16, the foreman didn't waste his breath lecturing me (it's remarkably easy to act dopey at that age). He just yelled "CUNT" at me from the other end of the conveyor. That was oddly satisfying too
After a few weeks, I learned (as you do), that the buggers stacking them outside were on 50p an hour more than me...so now and then I used to stack them at a slight angle. This had a number of benefits...the first was I could hear the crashing of tiles, through the window, as they lost their grip and dropped them (along with loud curses), the second was the fact they had to stop the conveyor to clean up, earning me a nice little break.
Of course, being 16, the foreman didn't waste his breath lecturing me (it's remarkably easy to act dopey at that age). He just yelled "CUNT" at me from the other end of the conveyor. That was oddly satisfying too
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hehe!
I leave my Job here (Network/Systems Admin) on th 9th
Nice girlz
New Job = No Girlz
I leave my Job here (Network/Systems Admin) on th 9th
Nice girlz
New Job = No Girlz
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old.Comatosed
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Yeh but your in London Exor - theres always a good view to be had in summer
and don't you go into work a bit c**ting early?
*ahem* 11.15am and Coma thinks about heading to the shower
and don't you go into work a bit c**ting early?
*ahem* 11.15am and Coma thinks about heading to the shower
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>>In my part time job I learn how to rub chickens ;/
Are these like, live ones that you have to soothe/excite?
Are these like, live ones that you have to soothe/excite?
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old.Comatosed
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Heh likewise so i insist on a desk by the largest windows
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old.Nosser-
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SoWat:
>>In my part time job I learn how to rub chickens ;/
Are these like, live ones that you have to soothe/excite?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
No, I have to rub stiff ones in BBQ powder then impale their already dead corpse through the arse and out a hole where their head used to be.
Then I roast them.
Then some cunt other than me eats them.
Basts.
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>>In my part time job I learn how to rub chickens ;/
Are these like, live ones that you have to soothe/excite?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
No, I have to rub stiff ones in BBQ powder then impale their already dead corpse through the arse and out a hole where their head used to be.
Then I roast them.
Then some cunt other than me eats them.
Basts.
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old.AlAkarn
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Ouch.... Rubbing Chickens, Took me about 5 mins to stop laughing from that one. I used to sell screws and nails over a hardware counter!! which sucked alot, now I'm a Network Administrator for a Lawyers in Jersey. Lots of Women, more money and less Tax.
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>>Lots of Women, more money and less Tax.
I hate you!
I hate you!
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old.Nosser-
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Tugs a lamey btw
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old.TUG
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lol, good job I don't take you seriously... Or I'd have to come and chop your phone line up (parkes is already planning to do this though... watch out).
Here chicky chicky! baaaakkbaabakkakakak
BTW ^^^^ = chicken noise
Here chicky chicky! baaaakkbaabakkakakak
BTW ^^^^ = chicken noise
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I used to work in B&Q where naturally you're expected - as a fully-trained (not) shop floor assistant - to be a professional plumber, builder, painter, surveyor, mechanic and general DIY expert.
Thankfully I never had to work on Wednesdays, which is "Over 60's" day - wherein all the elderly folk come in to spend their "10p off a bag of nails" vouchers and sit on the garden furniture for 6 hours..
Thankfully I never had to work on Wednesdays, which is "Over 60's" day - wherein all the elderly folk come in to spend their "10p off a bag of nails" vouchers and sit on the garden furniture for 6 hours..
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old.TUG
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Nah don't bomb it, it's a classy place
Just bomb the chikens, then u won't have anything to rub so they'll sack you
haha
Just bomb the chikens, then u won't have anything to rub so they'll sack you
haha
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Ah....
Leaving 'presents' are something else!
When I left the roof tile factory (as above), I had a scoop of black dye powder shoved down my Y-Fronts.
We used to use a whole scoop for 2 thousand rooftiles...so this was powerful stuff.
Naturally, there were no showers in this place, so I had to kneel with my, as yet unused, dangly bits under a tap...trying to wash the feckin' stuff off.
I mentioned the unused bit, because I was going out on a third date with my girlfriend. Of course, as it was a third date, I was expecting her to come across with the goods (I'd finally get to use that condom I'd been hoarding since I bought it with my first pay packet).
Needless to say I was still a virgin the next day, though it had nothing to do with the powder (which took 4 days to disappear completely).
My girlfriend did eventually come up with the goods though...and almost 25 years later, she still does
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Leaving 'presents' are something else!
When I left the roof tile factory (as above), I had a scoop of black dye powder shoved down my Y-Fronts.
We used to use a whole scoop for 2 thousand rooftiles...so this was powerful stuff.
Naturally, there were no showers in this place, so I had to kneel with my, as yet unused, dangly bits under a tap...trying to wash the feckin' stuff off.
I mentioned the unused bit, because I was going out on a third date with my girlfriend. Of course, as it was a third date, I was expecting her to come across with the goods (I'd finally get to use that condom I'd been hoarding since I bought it with my first pay packet).
Needless to say I was still a virgin the next day, though it had nothing to do with the powder (which took 4 days to disappear completely).
My girlfriend did eventually come up with the goods though...and almost 25 years later, she still does
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But the thing is, a m8 of mine left said shite job for summat elsewhere. And they chucked him in a big bin then sprayed him with water.
So if I leave the same will happen to me.
Looks like my only choice is to bomb the place :/
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So if I leave the same will happen to me.
Looks like my only choice is to bomb the place :/
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She a grocer then?
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well as a sysadmin type job I get all an sundry telling me that "the network is shite", "wtf is going on", "my f'in 'puter don't work" etc etc etc.. which is shite..
But then there are the ladies that need some extra tuition on how to turn things on and sometimes they want to spend a bit of time defragin my hard disk!
hehehhe
But then there are the ladies that need some extra tuition on how to turn things on and sometimes they want to spend a bit of time defragin my hard disk!
hehehhe
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old.subject28
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I have a good job nowadays: ABN AMRO Information Technologies Division (Assigned to Interfirst, Ann Arbor Michigan)!!! Ever so sweet!!!
Years ago I worked for a McDonalds in a Detroit suburb... Not sweet. Anyone here ever work in fast food??? How pathetic the managers are! It's like "No!!! The mustard goes on AFTER the ketchup!!! Keep it up George and you'll never get off the grill!". As if Mick Dee's is the only place to buy a hamburger.
We once had some chump take a huge crap in one of the toilets... Of course, the manager asked me (of all people) to clean it up. This guy must have tried to aim for the toilet standing up! Crap everywhere! Nasty. I told the manager to "Kiss my ass! You clean it up! You clowns pay me $4.50 an hour to flip burgers, not clean up shit!"
I was fired after that. No matter, I managed to get a few laughs from it anyways... We had put chocolate laxitives in the hot fudge... That's probably why it happened in the first place.
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Years ago I worked for a McDonalds in a Detroit suburb... Not sweet. Anyone here ever work in fast food??? How pathetic the managers are! It's like "No!!! The mustard goes on AFTER the ketchup!!! Keep it up George and you'll never get off the grill!". As if Mick Dee's is the only place to buy a hamburger.
We once had some chump take a huge crap in one of the toilets... Of course, the manager asked me (of all people) to clean it up. This guy must have tried to aim for the toilet standing up! Crap everywhere! Nasty. I told the manager to "Kiss my ass! You clean it up! You clowns pay me $4.50 an hour to flip burgers, not clean up shit!"
I was fired after that. No matter, I managed to get a few laughs from it anyways... We had put chocolate laxitives in the hot fudge... That's probably why it happened in the first place.
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lol
so where r u in da US ?
is it nice over there ?
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so where r u in da US ?
is it nice over there ?
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old.logic7
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About 25 miles west of Detroit, Michigan (tha' home of Techno!) in Ypsilanti (pronounces ip-si-lan-tee). Nice city, very quiet (except on the south end of town... too many hooligans running about). I work in neighboring Ann Arbor.
It's pretty nice here. Good job market, cost of living is a bit high since there's 2 major universities and 3 colleges within the 2 cities. Not much night life. Nobody cares though, Detroit is only 20 min away and they have great clubs.
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It's pretty nice here. Good job market, cost of living is a bit high since there's 2 major universities and 3 colleges within the 2 cities. Not much night life. Nobody cares though, Detroit is only 20 min away and they have great clubs.
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Whoops... Forgot to switch ID's.
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