Shaving :p

[Mikah75]

<Shrug> atleast it's better than "your thumbs are tiny"

much better!
it was a complement!

 

[Tasslehoff]

I think it'd look cool to have a cross downstairs

Especially if you tried carving it out of the hair, like having the cross surrounded by hair, and being the only shaved bit ;p

 

[Blackjack]

much better!
it was a complement!

Well ty then

 

[Mikah75]

you're welcome! you should be honoured people want to make love to your abnormal arm

 

[Outlander]

well you know what some cultures are like, they worship freak stuff

 

[Blackjack]

well you know what some cultures are like, they worship freak stuff

ye, i guess
i'm the god with hobbit thumbs, an angels face, Brad Pitt's abs and a horse's penis. Guess that would count as freaky

 

[Amanita]

Think Blackjack's going on my "wish list" ^^

 

[Mikah75]

Think Blackjack's going on my "wish list" ^^

lol,
can you cook, clean, and wash Blackie?
then you'll get snagged by her!

 

[Calaen]

lol,
can you cook, clean, and wash Blackie?
then you'll get snagged by her!

I do all of the above and I am a great fuck if I dont say so myself

oops thought Mikah said Shagged

 

[Calaen]

I am gonna do a cool stencil thingy once I get some shit sorted.

 

[Mikah75]

I do all of the above and I am a great fuck if I dont say so myself

oops thought Mikah said Shagged

lol
well, you seem to be quiet metrosexual male
need more of them!

 

[Blackjack]

lol,
can you cook, clean, and wash Blackie?
then you'll get snagged by her!

Can't cook, but i can clean and i can wash
i can lift heavy stuff, kill spiders and intruding insects, i'm strong yet sensitive. I'm a good listener. I'm in the top 2% of the IQ scale. I take good care of my body.
I'm a generous lover, i'm good at sports and i'm not possesive.
I'm toilet trained and very loyal
good enough?

 

[Mikah75]

indeed!
i love cooking anyway you'd do fine! as i hate cleaning but nvm

i was actually talking about amanita, as she's a lazy slob that needs a man slave!
but if you want me instead, ok!

 

[Blackjack]

indeed!
i love cooking anyway you'd do fine! as i hate cleaning but nvm

i was actually talking about amanita, as she's a lazy slob that needs a man slave!
but if you want me instead, ok!

Nah, i'll stick with the female thanks for the offer though but you asked me, so i answered you

 

[Mikah75]

lol xD

 

[Bugz]

IMO. Grow it really long down there then have like 6-8 arrows going all the way around 'teh specimen.' Like a landing pad.

STICK YOUR MOUTH HERE can also be written onto the tummy with an arrow pointing downwards for special effcts.

 

[Mikah75]

rofl ....
not very sexy i dont think

 

[Blackjack]

IMO. Grow it really long down there then have like 6-8 arrows going all the way around 'teh specimen.' Like a landing pad.

STICK YOUR MOUTH HERE can also be written onto the tummy with an arrow pointing downwards for special effcts.

Think i'll stick with my superman idea.
Atm i'm just trying to figure out how to pull it off. I need like a precision mini razor to do the finer parts

 

[Bugz]

My idea owns.

You will try it tonight I bet!1

 

[Blackjack]

My idea owns.

You will try it tonight I bet!1

nah! want to get a hold of a mod though, ask if it's posting filth to show a pubic area pic

 

[Mikah75]

take it to a sallon thingy ! im sure they would help
would make their week, you'd be their life time story, one time this one guy came in! and you'd prob get lucky

 

[Blackjack]

take it to a sallon thingy ! im sure they would help
would make their week, you'd be their life time story, one time this one guy came in! and you'd prob get lucky

<goes looking through salon windows to see who has the best looking chicks working the floor>
Then again there would be real and i do mean very real possibility of popping wood. It's a deal me and my second head man have, if there is a chick down there, he rises to the occasion without asking questions

 

[Mikah75]

so! im sure they'd be use to it!

 

[Bugz]

Salons always tend to have hot chicks and then a rele ugly chick and you always get served with the ugly chick.

 

[Blackjack]

Salons always tend to have hot chicks and then a rele ugly chick and you always get served with the ugly chick.

Funny, that never happens to me
I did get the mandatory salon gay guy once. He was funny though

 

[Ezteq]

black mate try using hair removal cream on it prolly safer than shaving?

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in other news ive discovered how people who want to shave their arses but cant figure out how to do it.... can erm do it.

was doing my stretches today after going on me lateral thigh trainer™
and one of them is to spread legs as wide as poss feet planted firmly on floor any hoo been doing this for a while and now can get to the stage where i have my head on the floor, realised i could actually do a prostate examination from that position if i was a bloke and remembered this thread way hay!!!

so there you go im sure you could shave in that stance too.

ty

 

[Mikah75]

rofl it isnt hard.. no need for all that, you just need normal length arms not like you need to look really

 

[Blackjack]

rofl it isnt hard.. no need for all that, you just need normal length arms not like you need to look really

Would be like looking at the rainforest and wonder where the hidden cave is.
Not sure i have the confidence to swing a blade in the blind down there though.

 

[Ezteq]

i have short arms....





its a curse.

 

[Mikah75]

you just use razor its easy no different to shaving face tbh, and im sure most people dont really need to look to do that either
just place razor side ways and shave away from your hole then when your done, go to other side