Shall we play a game?

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loxleyhood

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I had an idea. Behold the map.

Map

Now see hear, this is a map of influence of this very forum. What I propose to do is to watch all threads and adjust your borders according to your actions in said threads. How many arguments you win, how well how flame, how funny you are, how bad you make the other people look. Outright random flaming will not earn you land, in fact, it may lose you it.

If you do not have enough influence to have your own land at the start, I may add you in as things go along if I think you deserve it.

If you prove weak on these forums and lose so much land that your keep falls, sorry, but you are no longer a land owner, and you fall to the depths of the peasantry.

Though as you can see I am too a land owner, I will be as fair and as objective as possible.

Happy warmoungering.

[Make this a sticky methinks]
 
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old.Dillinja

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Can't we all just get along. After all, I have the most land and I'd like it to stay that way. :p
 
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old.Gombur Glodson

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Hey it's like Sim City!

*goes on Domo-kun rampage through the lands*
 
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old.Dillinja

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Originally posted by old.Gombur Glodson
Hey it's like Sim City!

*goes on Domo-kun rampage through the lands*
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*has the angry turd killed and hanged on his wall in fort Dillinja*
 
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old.shotgunstow

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Originally posted by loxleyhood
Though as you can see I am too a land owner, I will be as fair and as objective as possible.
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I don't think you have enough influence to be a land owner tbh.
 
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old.Gombur Glodson

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You can't kill turd, it's like T-1000, I just shatter and put myself back together.
 
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BlitheringIdiot

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Originally posted by BlitheringIdiot
Dill is a stupidhead!
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Tactical withdrawal of insult.

Adari is a stupiderhead!
 
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loxleyhood

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Re: Re: Shall we play a game?

Originally posted by old.shotgunstow
I don't think you have enough influence to be a land owner tbh.
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Quiet peasant.
 
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loxleyhood

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Actions in this thread will not gain you land. :)
 
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BlitheringIdiot

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Originally posted by loxleyhood
Actions in this thread will not gain you land. :)
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You should loose land for that defensive manouver you bastard.
 
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old.shotgunstow

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Re: Re: Re: Shall we play a game?

Originally posted by loxleyhood
Quiet peasant.
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Another reason why you shouldn't be the moderator of this 'land' :p
 
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Lessurl

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I think Coim looks vulnerable from that map. He's surrounded by everyone else.
 
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old.shotgunstow

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Yeah, loxleyhood isn't a very good moderator :p
 
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old.Gombur Glodson

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Maybe I could be a band of mercenaries.
 
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old.Dillinja

Guest
I have the best tactical position tbh. Coim and adari look like easy targets and me and BI have forged a strong alliance already.
 
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loxleyhood

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Originally posted by Lessurl
I think Coim looks vulnerable from that map. He's surrounded by everyone else.
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Everybody has ships. You can piss on whomever you please.
 
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BlitheringIdiot

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Dill and I are hiring the turd.

Ive had a cunning plan, if Dill, I, adari and lox get sticks and push really hard, we can dislodge the other half of the island and knock it into the Isle of the Damned, then once Coim, Salty, conch and eky have been killed by repents life stories then we pull the land back (with string ofc) and share it out.
 
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Lessurl

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Originally posted by BlitheringIdiot
Dill and I are hiring the turd.

Ive had a cunning plan, if Dill, I, adari and lox get sticks and push really hard, we can dislodge the other half of the island and knock it into the Isle of the Damned, then once Coim, Salty, conch and eky have been killed by repents life stories then we pull the land back (with string ofc) and share it out.
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Would you not be worried that Repent might stow away on board the island when you are pulling it back?
 
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BlitheringIdiot

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Originally posted by Lessurl
Would you not be worried that Repent might stow away on board the island when you are pulling it back?
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We'll send gombur in to check first of course. Hes immune to repent talking shit you see...
 
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Lessurl

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Aha, i see you've thought of everything, i'll get back to tending the crops.
 
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ChillyDawg

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Originally posted by loxleyhood
Actions in this thread will not gain you land. :)
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can i get a tiny island about 1/2 mile off shore with huge mineral deposits so i can get my gringos to mine them and buy howitzers of you lot?
 
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old.shotgunstow

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Originally posted by ChillyDawg
can i get a tiny island about 1/2 mile off shore with huge mineral deposits so i can get my gringos to mine them and buy howitzers of you lot?
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Lox is a bad man, so no :p
 
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