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old.Osy

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Because we're part of the educated layer of the society, of course.

It's "Felicitari" in romanian, if you must know :)
 

old.Osy

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The little guy has 4-5 millimeters in size, has a heartbeat which is audible, 128 bpm :) 6 weeks, 1 day old.

All systems go, everything checks out, another doctor's visit in 3 weeks, part of routine checks.
 

Nate

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You have done well at sex.

You used your spiderman goo attack in to her dark cavern of pleasurable evilness and have won the day, but the battle is far from over. You will need a great courage never seen before to endure the sound that is the little ones scream when it has done the number two of utter smellyness and show incomprehensible commitment to clean that mess, dodge the yellow poisonous liquid as it laughs and trys to blind you.

Good luck noble dadtobe. You will need it.
 

old.Osy

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Today we had the marital office shenanigans, she officially became "The Wife" and got my name :)

Religious proceedings to be held in October.
 

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Great news. Do you know whether you are having a pink or blue one?
 

Edmond

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Great news. Do you know whether you are having a pink or blue one?

Aren't they pink and blue when they come out, with a bit of purple for good measure
 

Job

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She's pregnant?
It must be me then.
 

Scouse

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Great news. Do you know whether you are having a pink or blue one?

Pink or blue religious proceedings?

I might be more amenable to religion i it was simply about colour. It's hard to imagine two countries battering each other to death because one likes blue and the other likes green...

...oh :(
 

old.Osy

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Great news. Do you know whether you are having a pink or blue one?

I would honestly prefer to only find out when she splurges it out her vajajay, but she doesn't want to wait that long :(

We'll know in a couple weeks, she's only 14-15 weeks pregnant.

Ofc, we'd like a blue variant, but whatever it is, we'll be happy.
 

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Grats!
Your wife is hot (I assume it's your wife).

Also, i'm so glad i didn't have to dance at my wedding, i would have been so uncomfortable.
 

old.Osy

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She is, isn't she :) Sexy mum to be.
 

old.Osy

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Doctor fucked up and forgot we were the "weird" parents that chose to wait for the birth to find the baby's sex.

So she blurted it out.

I guess i'm a girl's father now :D

Emotion galore
 

Jupitus

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Oooo years of neurosis to come then :D
 

old.Osy

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Ah well, we were in the room as the doc was ultrasounding, and she just blurted it out and put the sex on the screen.... she had totally forgot we didn't want to know.

In a span of 30 secs, I went from hulk mode to pure joy.
 

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First dibs when your daughter hits 16.

Called it before @Jupitus .

:D


PS. Congrats m8. Welcome to a lifetime of being worn down by your mate's off-colour jokes ;)
 

old.Osy

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I'd rather have her join the LGBT community, tbh :D
 

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