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old.Osy

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I am happy to report that both my and my girlfriend's reproductive organs are in proper functional order.

Thus, sometime in February next year she will bless this world with a little Osy.

Properly chuffed :D Been smiling ever since we found out.
 

CorNokZ

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Congratz mate, it is the best ever! And that smile will just grow even bigger once you're told the sex of the little one :)
 

Wij

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Gratz.

Always remember that no matter how big he/she gets in 18 years its still one of your spunks.
 

TdC

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well sexed. you have my permission to name the child Weedshark.
 

Jupitus

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Nice work, m'lad!
 

Job

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This is some character in a game he plays, right?
 

Hawkwind

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Well that's the hard bit out of the way for you, at least until the birth.

Don't forget to take full advantage of the 'she can't drink' so driving back from parties etc is a given.
 

old.Osy

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Well that's the hard bit out of the way for you, at least until the birth.

Don't forget to take full advantage of the 'she can't drink' so driving back from parties etc is a given.

Hah, that's a status quo already - she's the only one with a driver's licence and car. I suppose I will have to apply for a licence now though, kinda hard to drive to the hospital when you're having contractions, I suppose :)
 

Wij

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And the increasing size of the bump makes an excellent excuse to try different sex positions. Like Reverse Cowboy.

Or anal.
 

old.Osy

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Not sure how she'll react to me putting things up my bum, so i'll pass. :D
 

old.Osy

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We've brought the news onto her parents yesterday. Stern looks, followed by a half-pronounced "Congratulations", then her mother asked us when is the wedding scheduled.

Could have been worse, I guess. :)
 

Gwadien

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We've brought the news onto her parents yesterday. Stern looks, followed by a half-pronounced "Congratulations", then her mother asked us when is the wedding scheduled.

Could have been worse, I guess. :)
Why did her parents say congratulations in english? :S
 

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