dysfunction
FH is my second home
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- Dec 22, 2003
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Oh, hohohohohohoho! You have no idea. I foolishly said exactly the same thing as you ("we all got in a *insert 70s shitbox here* when I was growing up, it'll be fine"), without stopping to consider childseats (which are fucking massive), buggies (which now seem to be the size of the space shuttle), and all the ancilliary crap that goes with babies, and at the moment we just have the one ankle-biter. Now no 2 is on the way, a large estate or an MPV has gone from being a nice-to-have to an absolutely essential if we want carry kids any distance. I've actually checked the missus' Focus and if I need to put a childseat behind the driver's seat I'm not going to have room for my knees, and I'm only 5' 11''.
Ironically I think it gets a lot easier when they're bigger, because the child seats get proportionally smaller and you don't need quite as much plastic crap and buggies, but in the meantime, It's looking like an S-Max or if I can run to it, a second hand 5-series or A6 estate.
I can fit two children in my Astra without too much of an issue. Plenty of room behind the driver seat and I'm 6ft.
We have quite a large buggy, which could easily be replaced with a stroller now and if I had a second child I could fit the buggy and a stroller in the boot. There would be no room in there if we had to go on holiday though but then you can buy a roof rack thingy.
The rest of the child essential clutter can fit in as well.
Add to that the fact your car instantly becomes a close relative to the fucking bin, sick of cleaning the car constantly from crisps, jellies, chocolate!!!! socks, underwear, and far too much fucking shit that shouldn't be in my car!!!!
You should't make such a mess then Cal!