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I really want to go and watch Toy Story 3, but I'm frightened that it'll turn me into a blubbering woman-like wreck, and real men will laugh at me. I cried at Jessie's song in Toy Story 2, so red eyes are a certainty.

Are there any pills that stop tears or something?
 

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Take a picture of Chuck Norris into the cinema and look at it every time you feel like crying.
 

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It is no shame to cry at Jessie's song in TS2 and it is no shame to cry at the end of TS3. It's a sign of good screenwriting and production in a movie.
 

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I am hoping the 3d specs will hide most of my tears.
 

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This board is now 100% gay \o/
 

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Stop biting my spleen !
 

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It was too joyful to make me cry, plus I am in a disgustingly good mood everday for some reason ^^ I would say it will make you wonder where your old toys are...
 

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There is something that stops crying Tom, its called a set of balls you massive fucking woman :eek:

Also you should pack your bags and move down south so you can be a fairy like Ch3t and Meg etc :eek:

Toy Story is utter shit btw, Monsters Inc pwns it.
 

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Take up martial arts then beat the fag out of yourself!
 

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There is something that stops crying Tom, its called a set of balls you massive fucking woman :eek:

Also you should pack your bags and move down south so you can be a fairy like Ch3t and Meg etc :eek:

Toy Story is utter shit btw, Monsters Inc pwns it.

Monsters Inc made me blub like a very blubby thing with extra blub :(
 

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Man on fire for me, though its on that list.

Transformers made me cry for very different reasons though, welling up a little while watching the A-team too.
 

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Clearly they need to GROW A SET.

The only bit in a film that gets me choking slightly is the end of Terminator 2 when he's lowered into the molten metal. Man, that's tough.
 

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Iron Giant made me *almost* cry but I held off for the sake of mankind.
 

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That's an awful list, MARLEY AND ME!? BABE?!

FFS.

Ones that make me cry:
21 Grams
The Road
The Elephant Man

You know, things with ACTUAL EMOTION. Fucking idiotic list.
 

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Marley & Me is very touching, makes me think of pets who have ascended to Pet Heaven. Admittedly I usually hate any film that I suspect of manipulating my feelings however.

I cried when the wolf was killed in Dances With Wolves and the father driving the son to freedom in 24th Hour gets me too.
 

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Marley and Me is a sadistic film, it plays on the emotions of people who have had dogs die on them. I was not impressed when I left that film. -_-'

The Notebook I was blackmailed into watching, good movie. The last 15-20 minutes, beware.
 

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Thats a proper list of really shit films.

Man On Fire is one of the few films I've watched where I couldn't make it to the end it was so dire.
 

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I cried when the wolf was killed in Dances With Wolves and the father driving the son to freedom in 24th Hour gets me too.

Urm, as far as I recall he was driving him to prison, not to freedom... (you did mean 25th hour, right?)




edit: ahh, double checked on wiki and he imagines driving to freedom. Forgot about that.
 

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This is all I know about Marley and Me:
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This made me want to cry :(
I think he was just being cute, man. Everyone knows pets don't go to heaven, they don't have souls!



Of course neither does anyone else, but that's a different argument.
 

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