Serious discussion: would you cut your balls off for $100,000,000 ?

Would you cut your balls off for $100,000,000 ?


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AngelHeal

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acutally, for 100.000.000€ i would...

..then get surgeon to get it fixed, they didnt say u have to do it with a samurai sword in the bush, so why not by doctors in hospital who can fix it staight after?:p

note: if that not possible... then i dont:p
 

Mey

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You sir have a deal! Where do we meet?
 

Huntingtons

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I think i would do it, think about it! you will never have to fear meeting some girl from the internet an she calls you 1 months later telling you she is pregent! you will maybe catch a std now and then, but thats just go to the docktor an gets some pills :D

then they say: "there's no easy way to tell you so... YOU HAEV AIDZ LOL!"
 

crispy

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Uhm.. why not?
Losing your balls has nothing to do with your ability to have sex. You just can´t reproduce anymore.

Plus you could buy a cool clone of yourself instead of some half-assed attempt to recreate the perfect being you are :)
 

soze

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I would pay to freeze my swimers so i can have kids down he line then say good bye to the balls and hello to the money
 

Manisch Depressiv

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Sure, bring sperm to sperm bank, loose balls for 100m Euro, spend few k for some okay looking balls.
 

Lamp

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Yep. What do women know about testicles ? other than they produce man goo, that they look like little hairy brains, and they're about the only thing you can stick in their mouths to stop em talking (other than a pint of maggots).
 

Huntingtons

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Yep. What do women know about testicles ? other than they produce man goo, that they look like little hairy brains, and they're about the only thing you can stick in their mouths to stop em talking (other than a pint of maggots).
it must be annoying having that small a dick if you cant shut up a girl with it :(
wonder what she uses it for then... a toothpick? or maybe thread?
 

Olgaline

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castration isnt exactly the same as getting your tubes tide, it can very well mean the end of your sexlife!

Medical consequences
A subject of castration who is castrated before the onset of puberty will retain a high voice, non-muscular build, and small genitals. They may well be taller than average, as the production of sex hormones in puberty—particularly testosterone—stops long bone growth. The person may not develop pubic hair and will have a small sex drive or none at all. Castrations after the onset of puberty will typically reduce the sex drive considerably or eliminate it altogether. Also castrated people are automatically sterile, because the testes (for males) and ovaries (for females) produce sex cells needed for sexual reproduction. Once removed the subject is infertile. The voice does not change. Some castrates report mood changes, such as depression or a more serene outlook on life. Body strength and muscle mass can decrease somewhat. Body hair sometimes may decrease. Castration prevents male pattern baldness if it is done before hair is lost; however, castration will not restore hair growth after hair has already been lost due to male pattern baldness. [11] Castration eliminates the risk of testicular cancer.



Without Hormone Replacement Therapy (HRT), typical symptoms (similar to those experienced by menopausal women) include hot flashes; gradual bone-density loss, resulting in osteopenia or osteoporosis; potential weight gain or redistribution of body fat to the hips/chest. In males, gynecomastia, the development of breast tissue, may also occur. Replacement of testosterone in the form of gel, patches, or injections can largely reverse these effects, although breast enlargement has also been reported as a possible side effect of testosterone usage [13].

so I'd go with a No ;)
 

old.Tohtori

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it must be annoying having that small a dick if you cant shut up a girl with it :(
wonder what she uses it for then... a toothpick? or maybe thread?

Damnit. I've been away too long, i'm a bit rusty in my "tiny dong" jokes...

Then again, Hunt knows way more about what dick fits in mouth and what doesn't, then any of us.
 

Binky the Bomb

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No way man, I like the effect I have on a girls parents, that little voice in their heads that says
"This idiot could impregnate your daughter, start worrying!"
 

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