Serious discussion: would you cut your balls off for $100,000,000 ?

[Lamp]

Some insane billionaire comes up to you and offers you 100,000,000 (dollars, pounds, euros, whatever currency you want) in exchange for you having your balls cut off.

Its not a trick. He most definitely has the money in his account, and is more than happy to give it to you on one condition. Castration.

The procedure would be done in hospital, they'd be no expense spared to ensure the castration is 100% successful. The best surgeons, all the post-surgical support you want, the works.

But, it would mean good-bye testicles, and hello $100,000,000.

Would you ?

 

[- English -]

neverrrr

 

[Thorwyn]

Uhm.. why not?
Losing your balls has nothing to do with your ability to have sex. You just can´t reproduce anymore.

 

[WiZe^]

Do it have to be both ?

 

[Elkie]

In all honesty it's alot of money, but I couldn't stand telling people what the reason was that I got that amount of money. I would rather have my balls to be honest. Just my opinion, and a serious one as Lamp wants .

 

[Lamp]

Uhm.. why not?
Losing your balls has nothing to do with your ability to have sex. You just can´t reproduce anymore.

Exactly. And they'd be nothing in the contract to say you couldn't top up with testosterone if you developped a double E cup...

 

[preacherboy]

I would say yes money first


Then cut his balls of

 

[Himse]

i'd knock him out steal his cash

 

[old.Tohtori]

Cut balls.
Get paid.
Get ball-implants.

No esthetic problem.
Noone has to know if you don't tell.
A cashpile of gigantic proportions.(minus the minimal ball implant fee, and maybe some package customisation while under the knife)

Bonus feature: No risk of accidental kids.

Or intentional kids: "Oh honey i don't know what's wrong...maybe it's you?"

It's a win win man! Where do i sign up?

 

[preacherboy]

Cut balls.
Get paid.
Get ball-implants.

No esthetic problem.
Noone has to know if you don't tell.
A cashpile of gigantic proportions.(minus the minimal ball implant fee, and maybe some package customisation while under the knife)

Bonus feature: No risk of accidental kids.

Or intentional kids: "Oh honey i don't know what's wrong...maybe it's you?"

It's a win win man! Where do i sign up?

lol why lie? just ask her, I'm sure, Partner-Wife... Wouldn't give two shits for your balls for that cash:touch:

 

[Huntingtons]

put sperm in bank for safety issues then get them cut off and cash in big time

although im kinda old-fashioned in making-them-kids so i'd probably keep my balls. the money is tempting tho

 

[old.Tohtori]

lol why lie? just ask her, I'm sure, Partner-Wife... Wouldn't give two shits for your balls for that cash:touch:

Well, since you asked:

A: To keep up the lie about your balls and your "manhood".
B: To mess with her mind. Hell. they've been doing that since kindergarden to us.
C: People care about getting their partners kid. Ergo, lie to keep the relationship up.
D: Lie to get mroe poong while knowing bloody well you ain't getting babies. Then dump her for a valid and reasonable, "You can't give me a child!"
E: It's a woman.

I personally would never get a woman who judged stuff by my bank account, or one who doens't want to adopt instead of breed(other topic), so it's neither here nor there personally, but was simply an example(as the ABCD examples that followed) of how people sometimes are.

 

[cHodAX]

With drugs and a medical team on hand? Defo.

 

[cHodAX]

Infact for an extra $100,000 I will even eat my own freshly removed testicles. No point letting good protein go to waste!

 

[Dahakon]

If we can do it Teh Seal's way, then hell yeah!

 

[Billargh]

Get it done and tell everyone. Make a cracking story

 

[Sparx]

i'd go for freeze a months worth of wanking then cut em off and take the money

 

[liloe]

I hate kids...but one million isn't enough to pay for my balls. In that case it's not a question of impacting my life or not, it's a question wether I'm selling my body or not

 

[echome]

No.

 

[Mey]

Fuck yeah!

 

[georgie]

I hate kids...but one million isn't enough to pay for my balls.

It's a good job it's One Hundred Million then.

 

[georgie]

Maybe it might curb the urges I have towards livestock and Vlad...

 

[Nate]

You could even collect jizz monkeys and freeze them so you can still have kids!

I change my answer to Yes!

 

[Chronictank]

if you can get them put back on afterwards hell why not

 

[Eeben]

I think i would do it, think about it! you will never have to fear meeting some girl from the internet an she calls you 1 months later telling you she is pregent! you will maybe catch a std now and then, but thats just go to the docktor an gets some pills

 

[Himse]

Infact for an extra $100,000 I will even eat my own freshly removed testicles. No point letting good protein go to waste!

ROFL

 

[confused]

I'd happily do it:kissit:

 

[Thorwyn]

but one million isn't enough

...count the digits again maybe?

 

[Laddey]

Yeah most definatly, i'd buy some steel bollocks and get them fitted with my £100,000,000 ! Proper balls of steel.

 

[Amildin]

then you can get em out in the pub n crack pint glasses on em to look real 'ard