Search engine with a twist

[Bahumat]

www.chacha.com

This is a search engine with a twist. You can do a search on it talking to real people. Not a bot or anything. Just need to click on the 2nd search button, something with 'guides'.

Of course, not everyone uses it for it's intended purpose...

 

[Dudley52]

wow lol, that is well good! people actually do that for a job? I asked denise to get information for me and she got it within a minute!

 

[Bahumat]

wow lol, that is well good! people actually do that for a job? I asked denise to get information for me and she got it within a minute!

Dont get Kinky Roy, i asked him for local abandoned dog kennels and he got me beastiality

Also he kept saying if i wanted search results on Vlad...

 

[Sparx]

i broke it

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: mark(79255)
mark(79255): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: aloha
mark(79255): Hello
You: how are you today?
mark(79255): I am well thank you for asking
mark(79255): and you?
You: fantastic about to finish work for the week
mark(79255): Nice
You: ok how does this work? do i ask you and you just find?
mark(79255): yep
mark(79255): I am looking for the giant blow up squid now
You: nice. I'm looking for a giant blow up squid
You: ahh thank you
mark(79255): i can not find any reference to a giant blow up squid I willtransfer you now

 

[Congax]

poor thing

 

[Urgluf]

was a topic about this some time ago..

made fun with alot of them :x

 

[Dudley52]

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Jacquie(18292)
Jacquie(18292): Welcome to ChaCha!
Jacquie(18292): Hello, is there any further information that you could provide to me so I may get the most relevant results for you?
You: hi, i'm looking for this CD
You: its out of stock on alot of websites
You: so i'm looking for a website where it is in stock
Jacquie(18292): Give me just a moment or two to locate those results for you. please.
You: i haven't said what its called yet





i think i'll leave that one there..

 

[MaCaBr3]

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Jacquie(18292)
Jacquie(18292): Welcome to ChaCha!
Jacquie(18292): Hello, is there any further information that you could provide to me so I may get the most relevant results for you?
You: hi, i'm looking for this CD
You: its out of stock on alot of websites
You: so i'm looking for a website where it is in stock
Jacquie(18292): Give me just a moment or two to locate those results for you. please.
You: i haven't said what its called yet





i think i'll leave that one there..

That really made me laff.

 

[tris-]

you sure they aint bots?

 

[tris-]

synopsis: unsuspecting laura is sent on a search for vitamin c pills...

Spoiler

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Laura Kate(61659)
Laura Kate(61659): Welcome to ChaCha!
Laura Kate(61659): Hello
You: hello
Laura Kate(61659): I see you are looking for 500 mg pills of vitiman C
You: Affirmative, maam
Laura Kate(61659): Any particular brand?
You: the most popular brand, sir
Laura Kate(61659): Great - PLease wait one moment while I search that for you
You: thats extremely kind of you
You: now laura, does each pill contain 500mg of vitamin c
Laura Kate(61659): From what I am reading wach tables contains 500mg of Vit. C, yes.
You: and this is the most enjoyable product by the consumers?
Laura Kate(61659): These sites seems to have the highest reviews by consumers
Laura Kate(61659): And are some of the more well known names holding the most market share
You: this market share, which stock market is it floating on?
Laura Kate(61659): No, no, thank gfoodness at the momnent...market share meaning brand recognition
You: so its not from stock prices?
Laura Kate(61659): No, it isn
You: is this global ratings of from one country?
Laura Kate(61659): I don't know and I am exceeding the scop of the search inquire. Would you care to open another search or shall I transfer you to another guide for that search?
You: laura it is part of my initial query, i need the most popular brand, you see?
Laura Kate(61659): The most populatrbrand is the Ester C
Laura Kate(61659): According to the catagorization of the searches
You: and it is attributed to the sales?
Laura Kate(61659): The initial search string was citamin pills with 500mg of citaman c
Laura Kate(61659): Yes, taht is a sales stat and consumer report stat.
You: laura
Laura Kate(61659): Yes
Laura Kate(61659): Are those sites sufficient?
You: im jeremy beadle, and youve been framed. how do you feel?

Search With Guide is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides.

she didnt take it well

 

[Dudley52]

synopsis: unsuspecting laura is sent on a search for vitamin c pills...

Spoiler

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Laura Kate(61659)
Laura Kate(61659): Welcome to ChaCha!
Laura Kate(61659): Hello
You: hello
Laura Kate(61659): I see you are looking for 500 mg pills of vitiman C
You: Affirmative, maam
Laura Kate(61659): Any particular brand?
You: the most popular brand, sir
Laura Kate(61659): Great - PLease wait one moment while I search that for you
You: thats extremely kind of you
You: now laura, does each pill contain 500mg of vitamin c
Laura Kate(61659): From what I am reading wach tables contains 500mg of Vit. C, yes.
You: and this is the most enjoyable product by the consumers?
Laura Kate(61659): These sites seems to have the highest reviews by consumers
Laura Kate(61659): And are some of the more well known names holding the most market share
You: this market share, which stock market is it floating on?
Laura Kate(61659): No, no, thank gfoodness at the momnent...market share meaning brand recognition
You: so its not from stock prices?
Laura Kate(61659): No, it isn
You: is this global ratings of from one country?
Laura Kate(61659): I don't know and I am exceeding the scop of the search inquire. Would you care to open another search or shall I transfer you to another guide for that search?
You: laura it is part of my initial query, i need the most popular brand, you see?
Laura Kate(61659): The most populatrbrand is the Ester C
Laura Kate(61659): According to the catagorization of the searches
You: and it is attributed to the sales?
Laura Kate(61659): The initial search string was citamin pills with 500mg of citaman c
Laura Kate(61659): Yes, taht is a sales stat and consumer report stat.
You: laura
Laura Kate(61659): Yes
Laura Kate(61659): Are those sites sufficient?
You: im jeremy beadle, and youve been framed. how do you feel?

Search With Guide is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides.

she didnt take it well

LOL

 

[Sparx]

synopsis: unsuspecting laura is sent on a search for vitamin c pills...

Spoiler

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Laura Kate(61659)
Laura Kate(61659): Welcome to ChaCha!
Laura Kate(61659): Hello
You: hello
Laura Kate(61659): I see you are looking for 500 mg pills of vitiman C
You: Affirmative, maam
Laura Kate(61659): Any particular brand?
You: the most popular brand, sir
Laura Kate(61659): Great - PLease wait one moment while I search that for you
You: thats extremely kind of you
You: now laura, does each pill contain 500mg of vitamin c
Laura Kate(61659): From what I am reading wach tables contains 500mg of Vit. C, yes.
You: and this is the most enjoyable product by the consumers?
Laura Kate(61659): These sites seems to have the highest reviews by consumers
Laura Kate(61659): And are some of the more well known names holding the most market share
You: this market share, which stock market is it floating on?
Laura Kate(61659): No, no, thank gfoodness at the momnent...market share meaning brand recognition
You: so its not from stock prices?
Laura Kate(61659): No, it isn
You: is this global ratings of from one country?
Laura Kate(61659): I don't know and I am exceeding the scop of the search inquire. Would you care to open another search or shall I transfer you to another guide for that search?
You: laura it is part of my initial query, i need the most popular brand, you see?
Laura Kate(61659): The most populatrbrand is the Ester C
Laura Kate(61659): According to the catagorization of the searches
You: and it is attributed to the sales?
Laura Kate(61659): The initial search string was citamin pills with 500mg of citaman c
Laura Kate(61659): Yes, taht is a sales stat and consumer report stat.
You: laura
Laura Kate(61659): Yes
Laura Kate(61659): Are those sites sufficient?
You: im jeremy beadle, and youve been framed. how do you feel?

Search With Guide is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides.

she didnt take it well

hahaha brilliant

 

[Congax]

Spoiler

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: donna(80703)
donna(80703): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi.
You: I'm looking for 'freddyshouse'
donna(80703): How are you today?
You: and all information about it.
You: fine, thanks.
donna(80703): What is Freddyshouse
You: Well, that's what I'm asking u
You: a community, I guess
donna(80703): okay, I'll see what I can find
You: Thanks.
donna(80703): Do these sites look like what you are looking for
You: Hm, yes, they seem to be of that sort. But I was looking more in the direction of history of the site, any idea about that?
donna(80703): Give me just a sec
donna(80703): There is also a freddyshouse.com, but I can't seem to get it to open right now
You: ok
donna(80703): Do you need any other info
You: No, that's it I guess
You: you forgot the http://wiki.freddyshouse.com/index.php/Main_Page tho
You: Still, good job.
donna(80703): have a great day
donna(80703): thanks
donna(80703): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

I just can't make fun of them! Too damn cute

 

[tris-]

aww did you rate his ass?

 

[Congax]

aww did you rate his ass?

Damn ya!

 

[Little Boy]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Brenda(41232)
Brenda(41232): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Thankyou
Brenda(41232): hello
You: how are you today?
Brenda(41232): what cn I find for you on this topic today.
Brenda(41232): I am great and you
You: im looking for some funny comedy
You: im great thankyou
Brenda(41232): ok
Brenda(41232): let me see what I can dig up for you
You: thankyou
You: hurry up im getting bored
You: come on
Brenda(41232): I have sent you 3 sites
Brenda(41232): what is the hurry
You: im bored
You: they r crap u r crap
Brenda(41232): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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lol r they real people?

 

[Ezteq]

rofl bad jim!!! be nice to the chacha guides they may save your life one day!!

jims_mum: Hi im looking for my son i seem to have misplaced him whilst on a safari in africa two weeks ago
GUIDE: welcome to chacha... you lost him two weeks ago and your just looking now?
jims_man: umm well he's seen home alone enough times i thought maybe he would have come back by now and we'd have a tearful reunion under a christmas tree
GUIDE: ok well i've found your son.. he's being backed up to the edge of a cliff right now by a tribe of angry babboons, he seems to be in immediate danger
jims_mum: omg noes!!!
GUIDE: yessum now a leopard and two mean looking mere cats have joined in
jims_mum: *gulp* is there anything you can do to save him????
GUIDE: well yes there is, we can alert the international GUIDE SOS search and rescue team, get some operatives dispatched via helicopter, shoot the babbons with tranquiliser darts and save your son in ooh about 2.3 minutes
jims_mum: wow you can do that? brilliant!
GUIDE: yep i can o that...
GUIDE: but your son called me crap so im not going to, have a nice day now and please rate me




see what happens!!!!!

 

[Succi]

im confused to how this is commercially viable

 

[Congax]

im confused to how this is commercially viable

Who cares?! It's a great laugh imo

 

[fettoken]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Cristi(16471)
Cristi(16471): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi and thanks
Cristi(16471): Hi there
You: Im looking for a Dark age of Camelot radar
Cristi(16471): ok
Cristi(16471): One Moment while I look that up for you...
You: Eexcellent
You: Its a kind of cheat program for Dark age of camelot
Cristi(16471): ok
Cristi(16471): I see a bunch but Im not sure which ones are good
You: Im not sure either, probably the newest one.
You: One that makes me able to kill most mids and not get caught..
Cristi(16471): Yeah, I'm gonna give you a transfer and hopefully you can get a guide that knows about this, they sent you to me bacuse I have searched out lots of games, but not cheats
You: Okay, thank you.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Austin(70002)
Austin(70002): Welcome to ChaCha!
Austin(70002): Hello
You: Hi there.
You: Im looking for a Radar program for Dark age of Camelot, whic makes me able to kill many Mids and Hibs, and not get caught.


Have not got an answer for about 20 minutes now

 

[Dukat]

synopsis: unsuspecting laura is sent on a search for vitamin c pills...

Spoiler

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Laura Kate(61659)
Laura Kate(61659): Welcome to ChaCha!
Laura Kate(61659): Hello
You: hello
Laura Kate(61659): I see you are looking for 500 mg pills of vitiman C
You: Affirmative, maam
Laura Kate(61659): Any particular brand?
You: the most popular brand, sir
Laura Kate(61659): Great - PLease wait one moment while I search that for you
You: thats extremely kind of you
You: now laura, does each pill contain 500mg of vitamin c
Laura Kate(61659): From what I am reading wach tables contains 500mg of Vit. C, yes.
You: and this is the most enjoyable product by the consumers?
Laura Kate(61659): These sites seems to have the highest reviews by consumers
Laura Kate(61659): And are some of the more well known names holding the most market share
You: this market share, which stock market is it floating on?
Laura Kate(61659): No, no, thank gfoodness at the momnent...market share meaning brand recognition
You: so its not from stock prices?
Laura Kate(61659): No, it isn
You: is this global ratings of from one country?
Laura Kate(61659): I don't know and I am exceeding the scop of the search inquire. Would you care to open another search or shall I transfer you to another guide for that search?
You: laura it is part of my initial query, i need the most popular brand, you see?
Laura Kate(61659): The most populatrbrand is the Ester C
Laura Kate(61659): According to the catagorization of the searches
You: and it is attributed to the sales?
Laura Kate(61659): The initial search string was citamin pills with 500mg of citaman c
Laura Kate(61659): Yes, taht is a sales stat and consumer report stat.
You: laura
Laura Kate(61659): Yes
Laura Kate(61659): Are those sites sufficient?
You: im jeremy beadle, and youve been framed. how do you feel?

Search With Guide is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides.

she didnt take it well

:worthy: :worthy: rofl, now that is classic

 

[Himse]

Well i pulled one of them

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Welcome to ChaCha!
Status: Connected to guide: David(68320)
You: Hey David
David(68320): hello
You: good day?
David(68320): one second please, let me see what I can find on your topic
You: i haven't asked you any questions yet
David(68320): well you have "lol" in the search bar
You: i dont
You: its blank
David(68320): I don't seem to be finding anything on that though, can you clarify it?
David(68320): oh ok, my apologies, what would you like me to search?
David(68320): it may be a program error
You: whats hard about LOL? three simple letters...
You: search for lmfao
David(68320): ok, pleaes hold on a few moments
You: really they should teach you guys how to spell.
You: and no need to be sorry
You: jesus loves you still
David(68320): well thank you
You: haha, i like you, you have a sense of humour, unlike some of the other guides on here!
David(68320): well we are all different
You: how about we get a e-drink?
David(68320): i would, but I am on company time at the moment they would not like that
David(68320): While I am searching, have you had a chance to look at the relevant links at the side of the page?
You: yeah, well done, always wondered what it meant, thank you very much
You: is it good pay doing that job?
David(68320): yes , they pay us rather nicely
You: strange, its a pretty easy job
David(68320): that it is
David(68320): Are these results sufficient?
You: yeah cheers.
You: well david its been nice talking to you
David(68320): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: enjoy your day
You: no thanks
David(68320): thank you, you too
You: bye bye
You: Thanks, I'm done.

 

[Vladamir]

You got fobbed off big time Himse

 

[Pirkel]

I was gonna make fun of them but the person I talked to was very nice and I actually really like the idea!

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Ann(18086)
Ann(18086): Welcome to ChaCha!
Ann(18086): Hello, what are your questions?
You: Hello Ann!
You: I was just wondering. And a bit worried, I see ChaCha is in its beta. What happens to you guys if it doesn't work out?
You: Or is business really good?
Ann(18086): Well, to be honest they never said because we all beleive it will be successful.
Ann(18086): Let me get you some sites talking about it's success.
You: That is good. It is good to be positive! But still do you believe there will be a market for stuff people can find using google themselves.
You: Oh yes that'd be nice!
Ann(18086): Here is a site about some of the successful things at ChaCha.
Ann(18086): Let me get you a couple more sites.
You: Wow I can't believe I missed all that. I thought I was pretty dialed into the happenings on the internet. You guys need more advertisement! This would be great for people who aren't as strong with Google-fu as I am
Ann(18086): Once we are out of Beta, there will be more advertising.
Ann(18086): Here is a story that ran on Good Morning America.
Ann(18086): This one is from USA Today.
You: Ah ok that's how it works. You will hire people from home to be guides? (from the ABC story). That's so clever!
Ann(18086): Have these been helpful to you?
Ann(18086): Yes, all guides work from home.
Ann(18086): Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: Very much so. Thank you Ann! I'll be telling my friends about this site for sure!
Ann(18086): Great! Glad I could help.
Ann(18086): Have a great day!
Ann(18086): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

 

[- English -]

lol nice find.

repped

 

[Gamah]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Kimberly(23841)
Kimberly(23841): Welcome to ChaCha!
Kimberly(23841): Hello! I will be happy to help you.
You: I'm excited to be here
Kimberly(23841): That's good to hear
Kimberly(23841): Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: basicly, I am looking for physco cats who eat cheese. Cats whom are mentally unstable yet still find time to enjoy thier fav dairy product
Kimberly(23841): One moment while I search that for you.
You: I'm sorry I can't use the about website, they have blocked my IP. It seems they didn't find me article about how children should be forced to work in coal mines and beaten with sticks appealing to the masses
Kimberly(23841): I'll look for more sites
You: You are very professional, I shall rate you 5 stars...do you get gold stars like they do in Mcdonalds when the spotty geeks manage to serve a burger correctly
Kimberly(23841): I don't know
You: Have you ever met a psycho cat Kimberly?
Kimberly(23841): No not that I know of
You: Good, last time one of the little ones attacked my face,
You: I had to go into the cattery the next day with a shot gun and blow his brains out
You: you'd be supprised how much fur comes off a cat
Kimberly(23841): Are these results sufficient?
Kimberly(23841): Have a great and safe day!
Kimberly(23841): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

hehe

 

[Congax]

Don't tease the googleguys, Gamah

 

[Bugz]

I actually found it hard to be a complete and utter prick because they were so nice and helpful...

 

[Congax]

I actually found it hard to be a complete and utter prick because they were so nice and helpful...

Well yeah, same problem.

WE'RE TO DAMN GOOD FOR THIS WORLD!

 

[Gamah]

I actually found it hard to be a complete and utter prick because they were so nice and helpful...

You'll never be a professional **** like me.