Search engine with a twist

[Bugz]

You'll never be a professional **** like me.

I'm a pleasant bloke tbh

 

[Succi]

im still confused to why this exists :/

 

[Nate]

You'll never be a professional **** like me.

Did she help you find mental cats who eat cheese btw? I'm also interested.

 

[fettoken]

You'll never be a professional **** like me.

Some of us actually have some morale, and follow a certain code of conduct. Honourable in other words.

 

[Overdriven]

Some of us actually have some morale, and follow a certain code of conduct. Honourable in other words.

...Then there's Gamah.

 

[fettoken]

...Then there's Gamah.

the problem child, the black sheep etc etc...

 

[Olgaline]

aaw they are soo friendly....
I almost fell in love.
then i rememberd my GF and what she'd do to me if I ever cheated on her.
sobering thought

 

[liloe]

Should I ask them about the SOTG? ^^

 

[liloe]

This rox hard =) Very friendly people there I must say and being an ass to them is just shit imho, cause they're doing a very cool job =)

 

[Gamah]

I gave £500 worth of my companies money to an old man yesterday when technically I should no have because I felt sorry for him..there is a soul somewhere!

 

[Heta]

no, thats stealing £500 from your company

 

[Gamah]

no, thats stealing £500 from your company

No it's not, you don't understand what I do or where I work, I can give out as much money as I like if I feel they deserve it.

 

[Heta]

I just wanted to make it sound wrong

 

[Bahumat]

Gamah can i have some money, oh go on, just a tenner?

*laughs to himself whilst remembering Spaced episode*

 

[Darksword]

[?]

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Ryan(61724)
Ryan(61724): Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hey ryan, i want to report karen (4434)
Ryan(61724): Hello!
You: she was very abusive to me
Ryan(61724): Okay, let me see what I can find here.
Ryan(61724): Sorry she was like that to you.
Ryan(61724): What happened?
You: well
You: i asked her to help me find a poster
You: and the ones she found weren't satisfactory and she just left
You: i wanted a good bye or maybe even a smile
You: i know your jobs very busy
Ryan(61724): Yeah, that's understandible
You: but customer care is very important
Ryan(61724): not that busy to be courteous
You: exactly
You: thats what i was thinking
You: hows your day been anyway?
Ryan(61724): Let me get that link for you
You: cheers
Ryan(61724): It's been fine, thanks for asking
Ryan(61724): And yours?
You: not too bad, im hungover though, but generally it's been pleasent
Ryan(61724): Gotta get some water and asprin in ya
You: plesant even, or however thats spelt
Ryan(61724): no worries
You: haha good lad, yeh had some water but we're students, asprin costs too much
You: say, could you find the cheapest asprins?
Ryan(61724): sure, are you in the UK?
You: yeh
You: north east
You: newcastle!
You: you like football?
Ryan(61724): I've been getting into it more since I lived in Europe,
Ryan(61724): but in the US it's not well known yet
Ryan(61724): So I don't know enough to not sound like a fool haha
You: haha fair play, where in europe you live now then? that must have been a big move to make
Ryan(61724): Went to France to study and working there teaching English now
Ryan(61724): it was hard, but it gets better
You: cool, so is chacha just a side thing you do? i hear you guys work for chacha from home
You: frnace is a lovely country, especially paris and the south
Ryan(61724): yeah, it's a side thing to get some pocket money
Ryan(61724): since I can work in the US it works out
Ryan(61724): I'm not seeing any online pharmacies here, sorry to say
You: cool, could you get me an application for or something?
You: ahh thats ok, ill have to fork out for some at tescos then
Ryan(61724): Are you at least 18 and able to work in the United States?
You: yeh
Ryan(61724): you have a work visa?
You: im 18 and a UK citizen so im sure getting a work visa wont be too hard
You: hmm not yet, could you find me links to get one?
You: legal ones ofcourse, lets not be immigrants now
Ryan(61724): haha, I understand
Ryan(61724): I'm not a pro in those types of questions, mind if I send you to another guide?
Ryan(61724): I don't want to waste your time while I muddle through
You: for sure, can i rate you first though?
Ryan(61724): Yeah, I'll have to just end the session
You: cool
You: wellhave a good day
Ryan(61724): then you can ask for US work visa on the homepage
You: yeh cheers, ill do that
Ryan(61724): I appreciate it, you have a good day too
Ryan(61724): Nice chatting!
You: same!
Ryan(61724): B'bye
Ryan(61724): Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended

[/?]

FUCK THIS GUY IS COOL!

 

[Darksword]

This rox hard =) Very friendly people there I must say and being an ass to them is just shit imho, cause they're doing a very cool job =)

screw that, karens gunna get fired! BURN

 

[Bahumat]

screw that, karens gunna get fired! BURN

Karen showed me pic's of her boobies...

 

[DavidH]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Celeste(69509)
Celeste(69509): Welcome to ChaCha!
Celeste(69509): Hello
You: Hey
You: Whats rimming?!
Celeste(69509): One moment while i search that for you.
You: Thank you so much
You: I'm playing with myself while you search..
Celeste(69509): Session ending due to restricted content
Status: Session ended.


Hahahaha!

 

[Gamah]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Status: Connected to guide: Celeste(69509)
Celeste(69509): Welcome to ChaCha!
Celeste(69509): Hello
You: Hey
You: Whats rimming?!
Celeste(69509): One moment while i search that for you.
You: Thank you so much
You: I'm playing with myself while you search..
Celeste(69509): Session ending due to restricted content
Status: Session ended.


Hahahaha!

Unoriginal

 

[Morchaoron]

Laughed my ass off with this topic, but i was really wondering how the hell this is supposed to work with these real people and stuff, so i did some searching and found a article about this chacha thing:

i quote:

"By January, Jones had signed up 30,000 guides, who log on from their homes and answer user queries in real time via an instant-messaging client. They're paid up to $10 an hour, depending on how user rank the quality of their efforts. Don't like your guide? Give her a poor review and switch to another with a single click. "I want the bad ones stripped of their ranking," Jones says. Culling nothwithstanding, he expects to have 300,000 guides by June-as well as 1 million consistent users."

 

[NikonL]

Laughed my ass off with this topic, but i was really wondering how the hell this is supposed to work with these real people and stuff, so i did some searching and found a article about this chacha thing:

i quote:

"By January, Jones had signed up 30,000 guides, who log on from their homes and answer user queries in real time via an instant-messaging client. They're paid up to $10 an hour, depending on how user rank the quality of their efforts. Don't like your guide? Give her a poor review and switch to another with a single click. "I want the bad ones stripped of their ranking," Jones says. Culling nothwithstanding, he expects to have 300,000 guides by June-as well as 1 million consistent users."

30,000 guides.. say an average of $5 an hour = $150,000 an hour. And this thing is free? 0_o

I'm still not seeing the part where he makes profit with this.

 

[Morchaoron]

ah ofc... article is here

 

[Nate]

30,000 guides.. say an average of $5 an hour = $150,000 an hour. And this thing is free? 0_o

I'm still not seeing the part where he makes profit with this.

I'm guessing there going to start advertising/sponsors when it gets out of beta or something..the same as how Google has done. They've somehow made a mint from just being a search engine.

 

[Nate]

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Status: Guide not located.

There on strike or what?!!?

 

[Mojo]

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Ring: ...
Status: Guide not located.

There on strike or what?!!?

They are prolly getting hammered by FH users.

 

[Chronictank]

Laughed my ass off with this topic, but i was really wondering how the hell this is supposed to work with these real people and stuff, so i did some searching and found a article about this chacha thing:

i quote:

"By January, Jones had signed up 30,000 guides, who log on from their homes and answer user queries in real time via an instant-messaging client. They're paid up to $10 an hour, depending on how user rank the quality of their efforts. Don't like your guide? Give her a poor review and switch to another with a single click. "I want the bad ones stripped of their ranking," Jones says. Culling nothwithstanding, he expects to have 300,000 guides by June-as well as 1 million consistent users."

depends how much companies are paying for their sites to be on the top of the lists

 

[Mojo]

I was given one result by Karen, that's pretty poor tbh, like a hand job, i would rather do it myself.