Scary stuff for joor

[Lamp]

I went out with a girl (for about 2 weeks) who was 1.52m tall. I'm 2.01m !

 

[Olgaline]

Why not, as much a human as anyone else.

You know what they say(and i'd say this to a short person too), size doesn't matter

ofc they are, and no size doesnt, just a little "light humor"
dono why but i got a funny mental picture of lamp "as i picture him" mauling a poor little cartoon midget,

 

[Olgaline]

I went out with a girl (for about 2 weeks) who was 1.52m tall. I'm 2.01m !

toht disclaimer* as long as you fancied her, sod the rest.

now then, on a side note, must have been bit of a funny site none the less

 

[Lamp]

My wife is 1.77, so thats fine

 

[crispy]

Any of you could have your communications integrity compromised by electronic serveillance operatives and you wouldn't even be aware of it.

You think you know about every single Windows processes running in the background ?
Is your AV / spyware as good as you think ?
Is that really just static / bad signal on your cell phone ?
Who's car is parked opposite my house in that side street ?
I don't recognise the postman.
Why is that car following me ?
Why is that man looking at me ?
Why is everyone looking at me ?
Gotta stay inside. Lock the doors and windows. Close the curtains.
Must live on tinned food only.
What was that noise ?
They're coming to get me
They're at the front door !

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