Saw a murder today :(

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ECA

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I think I'm going to throw up.

I was driving home from work today, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As I was driving through a village home at one of the bus stops, a girl in started screaming.
I looked back and saw her pointing, and I followed her stare.
Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them.
The girl was dialing on her mobile and suddenly the other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his jacket and shot the guy in the head.
At this point the I was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken.
I told my mum what I had just seen.















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Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.


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if anything ive finally learnt the words to that song
 

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Poor taste to find amusement in that but - Arian Arthur? Or is that a bbc typo?
 

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That's my mate since primary school that is.
 

Ch3tan

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Wierdly enough Clown, he was the cousin of one of my staff.
 

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Oddly enough, he's also the cousin of my sister's boyfriend. We never knew they were related. What's your staff bloke's name?
 

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Okay, those lyrics to the song or did that actually happen? =<
 

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I read this thread earlier and didn't scroll down because the description of the "murder" sort of disturbed me. Now I have read further down and feel like a complete pleb. :(
 

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Clown said:
Oddly enough, he's also the cousin of my sister's boyfriend. We never knew they were related. What's your staff bloke's name?

It's not a staff bloke, it's a staff she.
 

ECA

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Ninja bump, annoying people derailed it into some sort of serious bullshit.
 

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Hey guys. I'm going to bump an 8 month old thread because, you know, internets. Gotta get more people praising me for something I've obviously copied and pasted from another forum. I'm lonely like that.

Damn annoying people.
 

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Why is there never a tree when you need one?
 

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As you wish
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Prettier than your average tree Im sure you will agree!
 

Clown

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That tree is too nice for this thread. You need one covered in dog shit.
 

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Locked thread..... does exactly what it says on the tin
 
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