Saw a murder today :(

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by ECA, Dec 3, 2006.

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  1. ECA

    ECA I am a FH squatter

    I think I'm going to throw up.

    I was driving home from work today, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As I was driving through a village home at one of the bus stops, a girl in started screaming.
    I looked back and saw her pointing, and I followed her stare.
    Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again, when they realized a whole busload of kids were looking at them.
    The girl was dialing on her mobile and suddenly the other man, who hadnt been doing anything, took a pistol out of his jacket and shot the guy in the head.
    At this point the I was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and sped off. When I came home I was visibly shaken.
    I told my mum what I had just seen.




    Then my mom got scared, she said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

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  2. tris-

    tris- Failed Geordie and Parmothief

    if anything ive finally learnt the words to that song
  3. Dukat

    Dukat Resident Freddy

    Best.Post.Evar. :worthy:
  4. Chilly

    Chilly Balls of steel

    hah. you absolute cnut :p

    Good post that man
  5. Trem

    Trem That there, that's not me. Moderator

    Lol dozy git :D
  6. Dommers

    Dommers Fledgling Freddie

  7. Tilda

    Tilda Moderator Moderator

  8. nath

    nath Fledgling Freddie

    Poor taste to find amusement in that but - Arian Arthur? Or is that a bbc typo?
  9. Clown

    Clown Part of the furniture

    That's my mate since primary school that is.
  10. Ch3tan

    Ch3tan I aer teh win!!

    Wierdly enough Clown, he was the cousin of one of my staff.
  11. Chilly

    Chilly Balls of steel

    you two are obviously star crossed lovers.
  12. Clown

    Clown Part of the furniture

    Oddly enough, he's also the cousin of my sister's boyfriend. We never knew they were related. What's your staff bloke's name?
  13. Skyler

    Skyler Fledgling Freddie

  14. Overdriven

    Overdriven Not a sandwich

    Okay, those lyrics to the song or did that actually happen? =<
  15. Dommers

    Dommers Fledgling Freddie

    To the poster above, are you actually retarded?
  16. old.Tohtori

    old.Tohtori FH is my second home're the top poster on this page so... :eek7:

    Are you?
  17. Mobius

    Mobius Can't get enough of FH

    I read this thread earlier and didn't scroll down because the description of the "murder" sort of disturbed me. Now I have read further down and feel like a complete pleb. :(
  18. Ch3tan

    Ch3tan I aer teh win!!

    It's not a staff bloke, it's a staff she.
  19. ECA

    ECA I am a FH squatter

    Ninja bump, annoying people derailed it into some sort of serious bullshit.
  20. Clown

    Clown Part of the furniture

    Hey guys. I'm going to bump an 8 month old thread because, you know, internets. Gotta get more people praising me for something I've obviously copied and pasted from another forum. I'm lonely like that.

    Damn annoying people.
  21. ECA

    ECA I am a FH squatter

    Gr8 M8.
  22. Clown

    Clown Part of the furniture

    OMG. ^^ Off-topic L@@K
  23. JBP|

    JBP| Part of the furniture

    Why is there never a tree when you need one?
  24. Draylor

    Draylor Part of the furniture

    As you wish[​IMG]Prettier than your average tree Im sure you will agree!
  25. Clown

    Clown Part of the furniture

    That tree is too nice for this thread. You need one covered in dog shit.
  26. gunner440

    gunner440 Hey Daddy Altman

    Or a picture of an idiot from Leeds eh Clown?!
  27. dysfunction

    dysfunction FH is my second home

    What a pointless way to resurrect a tired old thread...
  28. MYstIC G

    MYstIC G Official Licensed Lump of Coalâ„¢ Distributor Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber

    Locked thread..... does exactly what it says on the tin
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