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[Takhasis]

Dear

Cuddlebunny
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[ ] Keep posting
[x] Stop posting

[x] Triple posts of cack
[ ] Add whines
[ ] Death threats
[ ] Strange gay fantasies
[ ] Comedy pictars
[ ] Care faces

on here or I will

[ ] Ban joo
[x] Delete all your posts
[x] Laugh at your haircut
[x] Tell your mum

Thanks,
Flim

pwned :worthy:

 

[Rolv]

Dear:

[ ]noobs
[ ]adding twats
[ ]Sorcs
[ ]lamers
[ ]Whorelocks
[ ]Baincheese
[ ]zerging twats
[ ]Mincers
[x]Albs
[ ]Hibs
[ ]Mids

stop:

[ ]zerging
[ ]adding
[ ]stealth zerging
[ ]rolling Sorcs
[ ]killing the game
[x]whining
[ ]breathing

it's making it impossible for me to:

[ ]add
[ ]zerg
[ ]get to Bled
[ ]do assassin missions
[ ]have duels
[x]dance naked with the guards at Dun Bolg
[ ]leech
[ ]stealth zerg
[ ]XP my Bainshee just outside POC

and if you don't stop I'm going to:

[ ]start a whine thread on FH
[ ]roll a Sorc
[ ]add on every fight you have
[x]kill a baby seal
[ ]have to start crafting
[ ]cross-realm
[ ]steal your artis
[ ]eat your children
[ ]have the Camelot Highways Committee build a by-pass through your guild house

I remember the good old days when:

[ ]my Smite Cleric owned
[x]Berserkers were scary
[ ]nobody added
[ ]everyone XP'd in Malmohus
[ ]I was ML10 and nobody else was
[ ]everybody respected The Code
[ ]zerging twats like you didn't play
[ ]my Animist could crash the server with shroomfields
[ ]Snickers bars were called Marathon

and frankly people like you have just:

[ ]added
[x]zerged
[ ]danced naked with the guards at Dun Bolg
[ ]leeched
[ ]been free RPs
[ ]ruined the game
[ ]caused me to hide in a clock tower with a sniper rifle IRL

ever since. So I hope you're fucking happy, you:

[ ]noobs
[ ]adding twats
[ ]Sorcs
[ ]lamers
[ ]Whorelocks
[ ]Baincheese
[ ]zerging twats
[ ]Mincers
[x]Albs
[ ]Hibs
[ ]Mids

I'm going to:

[ ]roll a Sorc
[ ]roll a Bainshee
[x]roll a Warlock
[ ]zerg
[ ]add on every fight you have
[ ]leech
[ ]dance naked with the guards at Dun Bolg

see if I don't!"

Funny post svart, get a rep

 

[Brackus]

Whats with this svar's constant QQ about sorcs? hes in realm with the highest utility classes not to mention the warlock.

 

[Gibbo]

Whats with this svar's constant QQ about sorcs? hes in realm with the highest utility classes not to mention the warlock.

Because it wouldn't be an RvR thread without at least one whine at Sorcerers. Svartmetall was just making sure he got it in first.

On average in a whine thread about about a class other than a Sorcerer somewhere on page 1 someone will post "nerf sorcs"

 

[Brackus]

sorcs have no insta mez, ehem mids / hibs

sorcs dont have 90% life tap ehem sm

sorcs dont have bodyguard style pet ehem sm

its a nice class dont get me wrong, but imho hardly QQ worthy by itself

 

[Belomar]

It's called humor, Brackus, look it up.

 

[Svartmetall]

It's called humor, Brackus, look it up.

 

[Howley]

sorcs have no insta mez, ehem mids / hibs

sorcs dont have 90% life tap ehem sm

sorcs dont have bodyguard style pet ehem sm

its a nice class dont get me wrong, but imho hardly QQ worthy by itself

thats all cool...but when u can mezz all those targets b4 they get near u then u can LT them to hell in 3 LTs max...al those points u just made go right out the window

(see..sum1 has to QQ bout sorcs ALL THE TIME )

 

[Kinag]

Dear

Cuddlebunny
------------------------------------------

[ ] Keep posting
[x] Stop posting

[x] Triple posts of cack
[ ] Add whines
[ ] Death threats
[ ] Strange gay fantasies
[ ] Comedy pictars
[ ] Care faces

on here or I will

[ ] Ban joo
[x] Delete all your posts
[x] Laugh at your haircut
[x] Tell your mum

Thanks,
Flim

Oh come on Flim, why did you remove the other name options you had there?

 

[Flimgoblin]

Oh come on Flim, why did you remove the other name options you had there?

decided ther's not enough room for every poster's name and so a text field was more appropriate.

 

[Kinag]

It's called humor, Brackus, look it up.

humour

n 1: a characteristic (habitual or relatively temporary) state of feeling; "whether he praised or cursed me depended on his temper at the time"; "he was in a bad humor" [syn: temper, mood, humor] 2: a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter [syn: wit, humor, witticism, wittiness] 3: (Middle Ages) one of the four fluids in the body whose balance was believed to determine your emotional and physical state; "the humors are blood and phlegm and yellow and black bile" [syn: humor] 4: the liquid parts of the body [syn: liquid body substance, bodily fluid, body fluid, humor] 5: the quality of being funny; "I fail to see the humor in it" [syn: humor] 6: the trait of appreciating (and being able to express) the humorous; "she didn't appreciate my humor"; "you can't survive in the army without a sense of humor" [syn: humor, sense of humor, sense of humour] v : put into a good mood [syn: humor]

 

[kirennia]

thats all cool...but when u can mezz all those targets b4 they get near u then u can LT them to hell in 3 LTs max...al those points u just made go right out the window

(see..sum1 has to QQ bout sorcs ALL THE TIME )

3 LTs max? So by that reckoning, any caster can kill you in 3 nukes because sorcs DD delve is no higher then most other casters

Either you have zero resists or have about 1200 hit points and they got a crit off (maybe a mixture of both).

 

[Eufragia]

Svartmetall for president!!!!:worthy:

 

[Howley]

3 LTs max? So by that reckoning, any caster can kill you in 3 nukes because sorcs DD delve is no higher then most other casters

Either you have zero resists or have about 1200 hit points and they got a crit off (maybe a mixture of both).

sorcs temped up hit for 400-500 dmg .. add a cabbie and all hell breaks loose

 

[Haggus]

No wai do they !

With cap resists your nuking for about 300ish.

with resist buffs up 250ish.

Rr9 caba with mom5wp5acu5 will nuke you for around 500/600dmg with debuff though !

 

[Cromcruaich]

sorcs have no insta mez, ehem mids / hibs

sorcs dont have 90% life tap ehem sm

sorcs dont have bodyguard style pet ehem sm

its a nice class dont get me wrong, but imho hardly QQ worthy by itself

Bolt range mez better than 1500 range timered insta. Youve got an even chance of winning that mez.

Stop the sm whine bus though, i want to get on.

 

[Kinag]

No wai do they !

With cap resists your nuking for about 300ish.

with resist buffs up 250ish.

Rr9 caba with mom5wp5acu5 will nuke you for around 500/600dmg with debuff though !

Pretty gimped rr9 caba then? :-s

When I played my friend's rr7 caba without a fully complete ToA template I was nuking people for 650+ damage without crit

 

[CuddleBunny!]

Pretty gimped rr9 caba then? :-s

When I played my friend's rr7 caba without a fully complete ToA template I was nuking people for 650+ damage without crit

I like your avatar xD
PS: someone did a powerbump!

And killaren, I'd prefer to be called something else, as tits are nice and loveable

 

[Infanity]

Bolt range mez better than 1500 range timered insta. Youve got an even chance of winning that mez.

Stop the sm whine bus though, i want to get on.

Sorcs are the best CC'er i think.. Op compared to the pac healer / Bard.

Hib / Mid have insta mezz sorc doesnt - The only reason i aint keen on this is agramon - There aint really that much open space to the point a sorc can make use of his full range etc. Id say 9/10 fights we have we see inc over a hill / Not visible etc .. Thats why iRvR has a slight good point !

 

[Enli]

[ ]my Animist could crash the server with shroomfields

i miss these days, at least we knew what crashed the zone :s

 

[Oboy]

Pretty gimped rr9 caba then? :-s

When I played my friend's rr7 caba without a fully complete ToA template I was nuking people for 650+ damage without crit

nice lies
guess that caba u where playing had mom4 and u caped every nuke
179*3*1,09*1,11= 649,7 dmg cap
wish to se that happen, maybe was in ur dreams :touch: