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[Dorimor1]

"Dear:

[ ]noobs
[ ]adding twats
[ ]Sorcs
[x]lamers
[ ]Whorelocks
[ ]Baincheese
[ ]zerging twats
[ ]Mincers
[ ]Albs
[ ]Hibs
[ ]Mids

stop:

[ ]zerging
[ ]adding
[ ]stealth zerging
[ ]rolling Sorcs
[x]killing the game
[ ]whining
[ ]breathing

it's making it impossible for me to:

[ ]add
[ ]zerg
[ ]get to Bled
[ ]do assassin missions
[ ]have duels
[ ]dance naked with the guards at Dun Bolg
[x]leech
[ ]stealth zerg
[ ]XP my Bainshee just outside POC

and if you don't stop I'm going to:

[ ]start a whine thread on FH
[ ]roll a Sorc
[ ]add on every fight you have
[ ]kill a baby seal
[x]have to start crafting
[ ]cross-realm
[ ]steal your artis
[ ]eat your children
[ ]have the Camelot Highways Committee build a by-pass through your guild house

I remember the good old days when:

[x]my Smite Cleric owned
[ ]Berserkers were scary
[ ]nobody added
[ ]everyone XP'd in Malmohus
[ ]I was ML10 and nobody else was
[ ]everybody respected The Code
[ ]zerging twats like you didn't play
[ ]my Animist could crash the server with shroomfields
[ ]Snickers bars were called Marathon

and frankly people like you have just:

[ ]added
[ ]zerged
[ ]danced naked with the guards at Dun Bolg
[x]leeched
[ ]been free RPs
[ ]ruined the game
[ ]caused me to hide in a clock tower with a sniper rifle IRL

ever since. So I hope you're fucking happy, you:

[x]noobs
[ ]adding twats
[ ]Sorcs
[ ]lamers
[ ]Whorelocks
[ ]Baincheese
[ ]zerging twats
[ ]Mincers
[ ]Albs
[ ]Hibs
[ ]Mids

I'm going to:

[ ]roll a Sorc
[ ]roll a Bainshee
[ ]roll a Warlock
[ ]zerg
[ ]add on every fight you have
[ ]leech
[ ]dance naked with the guards at Dun Bolg

See if I don't!"

 

[Mirari]

If you didn't like the post cuddle, you didn't have to bother posting at all. At least Svart tries (and definitely succeeds imo) to make something fun out of all these FH whinethreads bitching about the same things over and over again.

Made me laugh rather than cry, keep it up Svart

 

[Jupitus]

I'm gonna dish out some rep resets and post count resets, maybe some bans tomorrow.... plenty of peeps are just acting like pricks tbh.

 

[Chrstffr]

I'm gonna dish out some rep resets and post count resets, maybe some bans tomorrow.... plenty of peeps are just acting like pricks tbh.

i will donate my post and rep count for a ban on that cuddlebunny.

 

[Gryni]

HEJ Chrstffr :worthy:

 

[DrunkSkunk]

i will donate my post and rep count for a ban on that cuddlebunny.

Whine-O-Matic template

this is some funny stuff! cant wait for Troll-O-Matic!

some1 should put in it some javescript form and make the url sticky, even less hassle to make a perfect whine

 

[Frust]

Hehe, nice one. Gave a rep to Otho as well for the modified version

 

[illu]

:> Rep to Otho :>

Oli - Illu

 

[Arumos]

I'm gonna dish out some rep resets and post count resets, maybe some bans tomorrow.... plenty of peeps are just acting like pricks tbh.

hope you follow it up aswell, i would also do the same as Chrsttfr

PS: good post svart rep given

 

[Draypor]

"Dear:

[ ]noobs
[ ]adding twats
[ ]Sorcs
[x]CuddleBunny
[ ]lamers
[ ]Whorelocks
[ ]Baincheese
[ ]zerging twats
[ ]Mincers
[ ]Albs
[ ]Hibs
[ ]Mids

stop:

[ ]zerging
[ ]adding
[x]your constant bitching
[ ]stealth zerging
[ ]rolling Sorcs
[ ]killing the game
[ ]whining
[ ]breathing

it's making it impossible for me to:

[ ]add
[ ]zerg
[ ]get to Bled
[ ]do assassin missions
[ ]have duels
[ ]dance naked with the guards at Dun Bolg
[ ]leech
[ ]stealth zerg
[x]enjoy what decent people post
[ ]XP my Bainshee just outside POC

and if you don't stop I'm going to:

[ ]start a whine thread on FH
[ ]roll a Sorc
[ ]add on every fight you have
[ ]kill a baby seal
[ ]have to start crafting
[ ]cross-realm
[ ]steal your artis
[x]beg Jupiter to ban you
[ ]eat your children
[ ]have the Camelot Highways Committee build a by-pass through your guild house

I remember the good old days when:

[ ]my Smite Cleric owned
[x]you did not post shit in every thread
[ ]Berserkers were scary
[ ]nobody added
[ ]everyone XP'd in Malmohus
[ ]I was ML10 and nobody else was
[ ]everybody respected The Code
[ ]zerging twats like you didn't play
[ ]my Animist could crash the server with shroomfields
[ ]Snickers bars were called Marathon

and frankly people like you have just:

[ ]added
[ ]zerged
[ ]danced naked with the guards at Dun Bolg
[ ]leeched
[ ]been free RPs
[ ]ruined the game
[x]made Freddys more unpleasant
[ ]caused me to hide in a clock tower with a sniper rifle IRL

ever since. So I hope you're fucking happy, you:

[ ]noobs
[x]attention whore
[ ]adding twats
[ ]Sorcs
[ ]lamers
[ ]Whorelocks
[ ]Baincheese
[ ]zerging twats
[ ]Mincers
[ ]Albs
[ ]Hibs
[ ]Mids

I'm going to:

[ ]roll a Sorc
[ ]roll a Bainshee
[ ]roll a Warlock
[ ]zerg
[x]add on every thread you make
[ ]leech
[ ]dance naked with the guards at Dun Bolg

[/QUOTE]

 

[Bluesky]

Thats not olden its golden

class posts svart and then otho imo :worthy:

 

[Nate]

aye svart you do rock i just wish you would pay me back for all the siege i supply for u

 

[Nomans Land]

lol great template rep given.

 

[Slitzzz]

"Dear:

[x]noobs
[ ]adding twats
[ ]Sorcs
[ ]lamers
[ ]Whorelocks
[ ]Baincheese
[ ]zerging twats
[ ]Mincers
[ ]Albs
[ ]Hibs
[ ]Mids

stop:

[ ]zerging
[ ]adding
[ ]stealth zerging
[ ]rolling Sorcs
[ ]killing the game
[ ]whining
[x]breathing

it's making it impossible for me to:

[ ]add
[ ]zerg
[ ]get to Bled
[x]do assassin missions
[ ]have duels
[ ]dance naked with the guards at Dun Bolg
[ ]leech
[ ]stealth zerg
[ ]XP my Bainshee just outside POC

and if you don't stop I'm going to:

[ ]start a whine thread on FH
[ ]roll a Sorc
[ ]add on every fight you have
[ ]kill a baby seal
[x]have to start crafting
[ ]cross-realm
[ ]steal your artis
[ ]eat your children
[ ]have the Camelot Highways Committee build a by-pass through your guild house

I remember the good old days when:

[ ]my Smite Cleric owned
[x]Berserkers were scary
[ ]nobody added
[ ]everyone XP'd in Malmohus
[ ]I was ML10 and nobody else was
[ ]everybody respected The Code
[ ]zerging twats like you didn't play
[ ]my Animist could crash the server with shroomfields
[ ]Snickers bars were called Marathon

and frankly people like you have just:

[ ]added
[ ]zerged
[ ]danced naked with the guards at Dun Bolg
[x]leeched
[ ]been free RPs
[ ]ruined the game
[ ]caused me to hide in a clock tower with a sniper rifle IRL

ever since. So I hope you're fucking happy, you:

[ ]noobs
[ ]adding twats
[ ]Sorcs
[ ]lamers
[ ]Whorelocks
[ ]Baincheese
[ ]zerging twats
[ ]Mincers
[x]Albs
[ ]Hibs
[ ]Mids

I'm going to:

[ ]roll a Sorc
[x]roll a Bainshee
[ ]roll a Warlock
[ ]zerg
[ ]add on every fight you have
[ ]leech
[ ]dance naked with the guards at Dun Bolg

see if I don't!"

 

[Neffneff]

CuddleBunny!
Banned from FreddysHouse!
Rank: Lower than pondlife

that's better.

 

[Thorwyn]

And for easy reply:

LOL! says the

[ ] Sorcerer
[ ] Warlock
[ ] Bonedancer
[ ] Spiritmaster
[ ] Alb
[ ] Hib
[ ] Mid
[ ] Scout
[ ] Zerger
[ ] Grey Ganker
[ ] AC Raider
[ ] Animist

(multiple marks possible)

[ ] QQ more
[ ] and you are?
[ ] ibtl
[ ] +1
[ ] +2
[ ] k
[ ] #we-care
[ ] ORLY
[ ] YARLY
[ ] Yoo suckZ
[ ] fooking Albs
[ ] fooking Mids
[ ] fooking Hibs
[ ] nerf IMO
[ ] roleplayer
[ ] adding prick
[ ] 1337ist prick
[ ] buttsecks?
[ ] get a clue
[ ] kthx
[ ] pot kettle...

 

[CuddleBunny!]

Dear:

[ ]noobs
[ ]adding twats
[ ]Sorcs
[ ]lamers
[ ]Whorelocks
[ ]Baincheese
[ ]zerging twats
[ ]Mincers
[ ]Albs
[ ]Hibs
[ ]Mids
[x]retards.
stop:

[ ]zerging
[ ]adding
[ ]stealth zerging
[ ]rolling Sorcs
[ ]killing the game
[ ]whining
[ ]breathing
[x]QQ'ing about my carefaces

it's making it impossible for me to:

[ ]add
[ ]zerg
[ ]get to Bled
[ ]do assassin missions
[ ]have duels
[ ]dance naked with the guards at Dun Bolg
[ ]leech
[ ]stealth zerg
[ ]XP my Bainshee just outside POC
[x]Care.

and if you don't stop I'm going to:

[ ]start a whine thread on FH
[ ]roll a Sorc
[ ]add on every fight you have
[ ]kill a baby seal
[ ]have to start crafting
[ ]cross-realm
[ ]steal your artis
[ ]eat your children
[ ]have the Camelot Highways Committee build a by-pass through your guild house
[x]Post more carefaces

I remember the good old days when:

[ ]my Smite Cleric owned
[ ]Berserkers were scary
[ ]nobody added
[ ]everyone XP'd in Malmohus
[ ]I was ML10 and nobody else was
[ ]everybody respected The Code
[ ]zerging twats like you didn't play
[ ]my Animist could crash the server with shroomfields
[ ]Snickers bars were called Marathon
[x]I could post Carepatrol without getting banned

and frankly people like you have just:

[ ]added
[ ]zerged
[ ]danced naked with the guards at Dun Bolg
[ ]leeched
[ ]been free RPs
[ ]ruined the game
[ ]caused me to hide in a clock tower with a sniper rifle IRL
[x]Banned me

ever since. So I hope you're fucking happy, you:

[ ]noobs
[ ]adding twats
[ ]Sorcs
[ ]lamers
[ ]Whorelocks
[ ]Baincheese
[ ]zerging twats
[ ]Mincers
[ ]Albs
[ ]Hibs
[ ]Mids
[x]Stop banning me and join my carepatrol

I'm going to:

[ ]roll a Sorc
[ ]roll a Bainshee
[ ]roll a Warlock
[ ]zerg
[ ]add on every fight you have
[ ]leech
[ ]dance naked with the guards at Dun Bolg
[x]Post more care.

see if I don't!

(-(-_(-_-)_-)-)
It is the CuddleBunny CarePatrol™!


xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
boored anyone? to little to do 05:30 in the morning tbh :E

 

[illu]

/slap

 

[Infanity]

After another ban i see.

 

[Alme]

quite funny

altho cuddlebunny is way funnier than joo mistar

 

[Belomar]

How original, CuddleBunny.

 

[Eleasias]

id like to see you do something original cuddlebunny trolling is so...90's..

original?

 

[CuddleBunny!]

omg.. tripple post was not intended :E stoopid internet was fubar last night, sorry for that :< pressed submit reply and i got "no gateway 444 QQ" and pressed again xE
and why should i get banned for that?

 

[Bhalage]

cuddle u are funny

 

[kiliarien]

Quality post Svart

Cuddlebunny, this might be a little harsh, but on the strength of all your posts I've seen to date, you're a tit.

By the way, quality fighting at the Crim west bridge last night, anyone else get whooped millions of times? I did and came back for more it was so silly

 

[Flimgoblin]

Dear

Cuddlebunny
------------------------------------------

[ ] Keep posting
[x] Stop posting

[x] Triple posts of cack
[ ] Add whines
[ ] Death threats
[ ] Strange gay fantasies
[ ] Comedy pictars
[ ] Care faces

on here or I will

[ ] Ban joo
[x] Delete all your posts
[x] Laugh at your haircut
[x] Tell your mum

Thanks,
Flim

 

[pip]

Since everyone seems to be expending far too much energy in whining and flaming, I thought I'd take some of the pain out of whining on the internet. Here is a quick, handy, one-stop way to complain about just about everything! Just copy/paste the Whine-O-Matic template, select the appropriate item(s) and off you go!



"Dear:

[ ]noobs
[ ]adding twats
[ ]Sorcs
[ ]lamers
[ ]Whorelocks
[ ]Baincheese
[ ]zerging twats
[ ]Mincers
[ ]Albs
[ ]Hibs
[ ]Mids

stop:

[ ]zerging
[ ]adding
[ ]stealth zerging
[ ]rolling Sorcs
[ ]killing the game
[ ]whining
[ ]breathing

it's making it impossible for me to:

[ ]add
[ ]zerg
[ ]get to Bled
[ ]do assassin missions
[ ]have duels
[ ]dance naked with the guards at Dun Bolg
[ ]leech
[ ]stealth zerg
[ ]XP my Bainshee just outside POC

and if you don't stop I'm going to:

[ ]start a whine thread on FH
[ ]roll a Sorc
[ ]add on every fight you have
[ ]kill a baby seal
[ ]have to start crafting
[ ]cross-realm
[ ]steal your artis
[ ]eat your children
[ ]have the Camelot Highways Committee build a by-pass through your guild house

I remember the good old days when:

[ ]my Smite Cleric owned
[ ]Berserkers were scary
[ ]nobody added
[ ]everyone XP'd in Malmohus
[ ]I was ML10 and nobody else was
[ ]everybody respected The Code
[ ]zerging twats like you didn't play
[ ]my Animist could crash the server with shroomfields
[ ]Snickers bars were called Marathon

and frankly people like you have just:

[ ]added
[ ]zerged
[ ]danced naked with the guards at Dun Bolg
[ ]leeched
[ ]been free RPs
[ ]ruined the game
[ ]caused me to hide in a clock tower with a sniper rifle IRL

ever since. So I hope you're fucking happy, you:

[ ]noobs
[ ]adding twats
[ ]Sorcs
[ ]lamers
[ ]Whorelocks
[ ]Baincheese
[ ]zerging twats
[ ]Mincers
[ ]Albs
[ ]Hibs
[ ]Mids

I'm going to:

[ ]roll a Sorc
[ ]roll a Bainshee
[ ]roll a Warlock
[ ]zerg
[ ]add on every fight you have
[ ]leech
[ ]dance naked with the guards at Dun Bolg

see if I don't!"


Hope this helps. Coming soon: the Troll-O-Matic!

Apart from all that i'm just fine and dandy

 

[Cromcruaich]

wow.. how original... this was funny like.. 5 years ago -_-

Get a little joy in your heart

 

[Zebolt]

wow.. how original... this was funny like.. 5 years ago -_-

I'm glad someone noticed :>

 

[Howley]

pff..

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Flimgoblin again.