Sars

[Deadmanwalking]

Change of bet at the last minute.... black death whatever proper name it has

 

[dysfunction]

My vote is on Aids coming up from the rear and pipping them all at the post

 

[old.Fweddy]

I've just come back from work. Halfway through the evening I got talking to a couple of customers. Turned out they'd just come back from a two week holiday in China and Hong Kong. They said they were supposed to stay at home but had gone shopping because they were bored.


If I start feeling ill in the next few days...

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by old.Fweddy
They said they were supposed to stay at home but had gone shopping because they were bored.

idiots like this should have their eyes injected with glassfiber powder :/

 

[Maljonic]

Originally posted by dysfunction
My vote is on Aids coming up from the rear and pipping them all at the post

as you'd expect

 

[Ono]

Originally posted by old.Fweddy
were supposed to stay at home but had gone shopping because they were bored.

I did that. Company sent me home - so I went shopping.

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by Ono
I did that. Company sent me home - so I went shopping.

 

[old.Fweddy]

If I get infected because of people like you I'm gonna sneeze in an envelope and post it to you.



Its nothing personal, I'll just feel the need to lash out.

 

[mank!]

Ono has SARS?

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by mank!
Ono has SARS?

No...but he went to HK a few weeks ago...

 

[mank!]

Aha! This makes sense.

Does this mean all on the Deity sofa (half the forum now) have potentially been exposed? :/

 

[Ono]

Originally posted by mank!
Aha! This makes sense.

Does this mean all on the Deity sofa (half the forum now) have potentially been exposed? :/

No mate. The Deity sofa is an imaginery sofa made up by the people of these forums. It doesn't actually exist.

 

[PR.]

Originally posted by Ono
No mate. The Deity sofa is an imaginery sofa made up by the people of these forums. It doesn't actually exist.

Sounds like someones been left out of the loop

 

[Trebz]

Originally posted by Tom[SHOTTEH]
In all honesty, I have never had the Flu. Plenty of colds, but never Flu. Am I alone in this respect?

Never had flu and only ever had about one cold I can recall.

 

[Deadmanwalking]

Originally posted by Trebz
Never had flu and only ever had about one cold I can recall.

Worst ive ever had was called Christina .....














I'll let myself out...

 

[Durzel]

Hehe

 

[Deadmanwalking]

It wasnt shunned ...

YET

 

[Testin da Cable]

Originally posted by Ono
No mate. The Deity sofa is an imaginery sofa made up by the people of these forums. It doesn't actually exist.

and besides that, if one can inhale the putrid fumes from Bodhi's socks and still walk this good earth then a little thing like SARS isn't likely to do much harm

 

[mank!]

Originally posted by Ono
No mate. The Deity sofa is an imaginery sofa made up by the people of these forums. It doesn't actually exist.

Whaaaaat? You mean all of this spam was for nothing?!

I'm off to find some rope and razorblades

 

[whipped]

May be time for a new job.

You will be aware of SARS (Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome) from the
media coverage. SARS is a recently identified respiratory illness caused
by a virus that has originated from South East Asia and the Far East.

The risk to you is minimal. The University is taking appropriate
precautions. We do not have an influx of students from affected
countries at this time of year. We are following up and monitoring the
small number of students who have returned from affected countries
following the Easter break.

People returning from SARS affected areas are not a risk to others
unless they are showing symptoms of high fever with sore throat, dry
cough or breathing difficulties in the 10 days since their return. The
main way that SARS spreads is through droplet transmission when someone
sick with SARS coughs or sneezes droplets into the air and someone else
breathes them in. The incubation period for the virus is under 10 days.
Unlike other infections such as chickenpox, people are not infectious
unless they are unwell.

The following guidance is for anyone who has been abroad recently and
may have come in contact with people affected by SARS. If you develop
symptoms of high fever (over 38oC) and sore throat, dry cough or
breathing difficulties within 10 days of returning from affected areas
you are advised to stay in your home or flat and phone your GP, NHS
Direct (0845 4647), or the University's Medical Centre at Castle Street and seek medical advice. It is important that you
tell the Medical Centre about your recent travel abroad.

I am in regular contact with the Public Health Agency and the
University's Medical Centre at Castle Street. I will continue to
monitor the global and local situation and advise you and the University
accordingly.

 

[Testin da Cable]

BigCompany has closed off travel to SARS heavy areas for its slaves.

 

[mank!]

I always think of 1984 when you say BigCompany teedee :/