Sar... stop making all those new friends!!!

[old.I_am_bored]

I have to ask myself...am I really arguing with someone who honestly believes cunt is a verb?

says a lot i spose

 

[Mr B]

assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups mr b...as proved by the fact u assume everything, and fuck up a lot

First assumption was made by you: "can't see the need to question missev1l's gender" you assumed I was questioning her gender, when infact I was questioning her maturity.

i think that trading ur mommy's spare room for my house is a fair bet

So you *do* live in a council shitehole - thought so, the smell of desperation precedes you by about 20 minutes.

if *you* read *my posts correctly, u will see the grammar quote was addressed to bodhi...so maybe u are picking up on bits u want to now

I'll pick up on anything I want to, however, I don't leave out bits that don't fit my argument.

kind of sad u finally resort to name calling when u come across someone who can reply intelligently to ur nonsensical shite and put you down in front of your buddies

The irony is that you started first;

"gay marriages" "she-male"

The fact that I can not only argue better than you, I can also insult you better too must REALLY grate...I know it would if I were in your position (God forbid).

...never mind, frustration gets the better of all of us sometimes

Some sooner than others it would seem.

I have to ask myself...am I really arguing with someone who honestly believes cunt is a verb?

"cunt" is a verb, as well as a noun, and as well as an adjective.

Many words can be both nouns, verbs and adjectives, if this is hard for you to grasp I suggest remedial school.

says a lot i spose

Says a lot about you, yes.

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by D0LLySh33p
Wow, reminscent of a Wij put down in the days of 2001.

What will we see next...

Wha ?

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by I_am_bored
bodhi:

im sure you *would* love to see me bend you over, but sadly u never will. Im sure some equally desperate chimpanzee might just lower his standards enough to ' break you in '

Mr B:

*chuckles*

Well done. You realised you were totally out of your depth so decided to make a gay sex joke. Bravo. I can tell you're a friend of Missevil's. I presume you met each other on the sunshine bus whilst deciding who got which window to lick.

...cunt is not a verb, therefore cannot be used as one, use " ' " not " ; " in " don't " and don't use " and " after a comma. A few points to bear in mind for ur next outpouring of complete bullshit.

Nice try. A few facts you seem to have ignored tho.

1) As B has already pointed out, cunt can quite easily be used as a verb. For example "Missevil and I am bored have just been cunted" or "I drank a bottle of Jack Daniels and was absolutely cunted". It's very much like the word fuck.

2) You mean when you miss out an "o" in a word such as cannot, you don't replace it with a semi-colon? Oh my god. Maybe I am just that retarded. Or perhaps it was a typo.

3) And can be used after a comma if you please. In fact it normally makes more sense if it is.


Thank you come again.

 

[old.I_am_bored]

Me:-

strikes me that bodhi needs to learn how to speak to a woman

Mr B:-

I'm sure when one comes along he'll be the perfect gentleman.

stop squirming out of what u said...no mention of maturity. Stop bullshitting about this pls, ur lies are embarrassing.

Since then u have made assumption in nearly all of ur posts...these cries of "but mommy he started it first" are yet another source of embarrassment for you.

Pick up on whatever ur tiny brain feels the dull urge to...but dont think i will take any notice of what u say, nor will i find anything u say credible until u know what u are on about, something which stems from accurate reading. Sadly it seems, a skill far above ur capacity and reach.

Being accused of being in a gay marriage is not name calling..its a statement of ur sexuality. U certainly seem to have rose to this bait...oh i forgot, truth always hurts

nope, u wrote a lovely little analytical post, and finished by calling me a twat. Finally snapped eh?

As u seem incapable of reading, i doubt u will have heard of a "dictionary"...lemme help u here...

Main Entry: cunt
Pronunciation: 'k&nt
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English cunte; akin to Middle Low German kunte female pudenda
Date: 14th century
1 usually obscene : the female pudenda; also : coitus with a woman
2 usually disparaging and obscene : WOMAN 1a

 

[*Exor*]

kike.

 

[old.I_am_bored]

are jokes about the mentally handicapped any better than gay sex jokes? is cancer funny? no to both i think

ah, now i see the confusion...we are not on about *english* grammar, this is bodhi's grammar...i apologise, i forgot ur rules of grammar are those applied worldwide in every english speaking country

u can use cunt like a verb, but u look like a frustrated teen in so doing

oh hang on...

 

[Munkey-]

5 quid for ring side seats. 20 p for stadium seats. 300 quid for the tv priveliges.

tickets please

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by I_am_bored
is cancer funny?

It would be if you got it.

 

[Mr B]

stop squirming out of what u said...no mention of maturity. Stop bullshitting about this pls, ur lies are embarrassing.

Stop being so thick for 2 seconds pls.

The "he" in "I'm sure when one comes along he'll be the perfect gentleman." is referring to Bodhi. Do you REALLY not understand that....

I was picking up on the use of the word "woman", nothing else.

Since then u have made assumption in nearly all of ur posts...these cries of "but mommy he started it first" are yet another source of embarrassment for you.

I don't think there's anything wrong with assumptions, all my ones about you, for instance, have proved entirely accurate - YOU are the one making assumptions out to be "a bad thing" and yet you started with one. I have no problem with you making assumptions, I just don't like seeing people in glass houses throwing stones, that's all.

Pick up on whatever ur tiny brain feels the dull urge to...but dont think i will take any notice of what u say, nor will i find anything u say credible until u know what u are on about, something which stems from accurate reading. Sadly it seems, a skill far above ur capacity and reach.

See above - your initial confusion is the stem of all this.

Being accused of being in a gay marriage is not name calling..its a statement of ur sexuality. U certainly seem to have rose to this bait...oh i forgot, truth always hurts

It is name calling otherwise why do it? I didn't rise to the bait, as the hook was empty.

nope, u wrote a lovely little analytical post, and finished by calling me a twat. Finally snapped eh?

No, the twat comment was as a result of my analytical post - it was a conclusion, a sort of epilogue if you will...

As u seem incapable of reading, i doubt u will have heard of a "dictionary"...lemme help u here...

I suggest you get the full version of the OED, not the abridged one, or possibly even www.dictionary.com.

Hidden in amongst the meanings is:

Cunt (v): Sexual intercourse with a woman

Clearly a verb.

By the way, thanks for entertaining me today - it has been rather slow.



B

 

[Mr B]

Can I get some royalties from this pls?

ta

 

[old.I_am_bored]

Mr B:

yes has been an interesting distraction to an otherwise dull day, and i want a cut in the profits too

i am a bloke, i dont live in a council house, ive been being pedantic for the sake of furthering the discussion, cunt will never be a verb while there is life in me and u still made a lot of assumptions

(getting weary of 15 min replies with quotes)

EDIT: Just checked out dictionary.com

cunt Pronunciation Key (knt)
n. Vulgar Slang
1. The female genital organs.
2. Sexual intercourse with a woman.

Offensive.
1. Used as a disparaging term for a woman.
2. Used as a disparaging term for a person one dislikes or finds extremely disagreeable.

You have got confused by the entry in italics i believe...that is not the verb, its the noun still...the 2nd meaning of the noun cunt


Bodhi:

U finally degenerate back into that pre-pubescant brainless slug u were originally. Disappointing since i saw a glimmer of an intelligent mind in one of ur replies...still, a lot to ask of a slug in one day. Go take a nap and do ur homework.[

 

[Stazbumpa]

This place is sooooooooooooooo friendly.

 

[old.MissEv1L]

well i hope we can all get along hopefully

 

[Stazbumpa]

These are the old guard. There is no hope for them.

 

[Mr B]

Nope it's still both a noun AND a verb.

I didn't look it up from dictionary.com as that is an American dictionary, they only have a basic grasp of the english language at best, I wouldn't trust them to define anything, let along common or garden vulgarisms.

And how they equate this definition: "Sexual intercourse with a woman" to being a noun I have NO IDEA.

I can give you a more definitive quote:

* <DBs^> cunts the cunt.

Also some others off the top of my head:

"It's quite clearly cunted" (adjective)
"Her cunt smelt like a herring entrails processing factory" (noun)
"He cunted the mouthy slag with a cosh" (verb)

B

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by I_am_bored
Bodhi:

U finally degenerate back into that pre-pubescant brainless slug u were originally. Disappointing since i saw a glimmer of an intelligent mind in one of ur replies...still, a lot to ask of a slug in one day. Go take a nap and do ur homework.[

After the amount you've been proven wrong today I find it quite amusing you calling someone brainless. Calling me a slug really hurt by the way. I'm crying inside. Honest.

 

[suicide121]

You have to learn to treat Penge's with a pinch of salt

 

[Summo]

Like slugs.

 

[Nibbler]

Heh.....



Btw Summo....WHERE'S JA HAT?!>!><!?!?!!?!!111```1!!!?!?!?!!```8358470```!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111`2`2438464%^%£"££%^%£¬!!!!!!!!!!!```¬¬¬¬¬!!!!!!!!!1

 

[old.I_am_bored]

saying u would find me catching cancer funny cant be less brainless or stupid...it just shows u have no intelligent retort to what i am saying

i called u slug to try and avoid stooping to ur level of "cunt the cunting fuck off before i cunting cunt ur face u cunt"

u don't need the c-word to insult someone

 

[xenon2000]

Originally posted by WPKenny
2 b hnst txt cht annys the fck out of me.

Plz stp wid da txt chat b 4 my brn flls out?

Seriously....why?

Text chat was invented because you have limited space to get your point accross on a phone. Here you have virtually unlimited space and a full size keyboard!!!

Please? For my sanity...STP TEH TXT CHT!!!

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by I_am_bored
saying u would find me catching cancer funny cant be less brainless or stupid...it just shows u have no intelligent retort to what i am saying

Fight Fire with Fire.

u don't need the c-word to insult someone

No I don't. It does help tho, as it gets people even more enraged, as you have quite nicely proved.

 

[old.I_am_bored]

hmm fight fire with fire...i also don't share your trait of insulting people via reference to various fatal and unfunny diseases...unless we are back to bodhi's grammar, which naturally inverts the meaning and sense of everything he tries to say.

I'm not by any means enraged...but I do find the c-word unnecessary, and pretty bad manners to use to flippantly, esp in front of ladies.

I have learned in this thread that manners are a social skill your caveman family hasn't yet evolved...let us know when your past the neolithic era

 

[xenon2000]

Originally posted by I_am_bored
hmm fight fire with fire...i also don't share your trait of insulting people via reference to various fatal and unfunny diseases...unless we are back to bodhi's grammar, which naturally inverts the meaning and sense of everything he tries to say.

I'm not by any means enraged...but I do find the c-word unnecessary, and pretty bad manners to use to flippantly, esp in front of ladies.

I have learned in this thread that manners are a social skill your caveman family hasn't yet evolved...let us know when your past the neolithic era

Fuck off back to Jolt will you? That's a recommendation, not an insult.

 

[old.I_am_bored]

another creative genius

 

[Nibbler]

You want creativity and originality eh? I'll give it a shot....


Go back to your daily squirrel humping activities instead of inciting crap arguments on our gracious forums, you cockface.

 

[old.Fweddy]

this is so annoying. i go to college and when i come back i find i've missed loads of interesting stuff like this

and YAY for NIBBLER

 

[old.I_am_bored]

that wasn't bad...but at the same time you are just continuing the pointless argument

i trust you won't reply again, thank you

 

[Nibbler]

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I can do what i want, thx.