Sar... stop making all those new friends!!!

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old.D0LLySh33p

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Eh?

/me slaps Exor.

Voat for teh exor!!!!111
 
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old.I_am_bored

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Yea, running thing. Everyone has to be bent over by Bodhi at least once when they join the BW forums...
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really hoping it was sarcasm...:)

about time bodhi got bent over i reckon
 
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*Exor*

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Shutup newbie faggots! No-one likes or cares about you! You're just pointless wastes of space with no importance or purpose!
 
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old.I_am_bored

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black...pot...kettle...rearrange the words exor...

wait, thats a skill u acquire at high school

lemme know when u start :)
 
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Mr B

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missev1l is a woman Mr B...a nice woman too...perhaps ur lack of contact with females is the reason u fail to recognise one?
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How I ever managed to get married and have kids is a complete mystery to me!

Thanks for pointing that out!

If you are really *THAT* bored, try suicide - it'll solve both our problems in one go.

B
 
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old.I_am_bored

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yes, i hear gay marriages and surrogate pregnancies are becoming all the rage out in the sticks in essex

can't see the need to question missev1l's gender...she never doubted u were a she-male :)
 
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bodhi

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Originally posted by MissEv1L


Who in the fuck do you think you are fucking god or sommat?

Well i bet you r some sad little retard who cant get a woman so u have 2 come on here openin that sick mouth of yours and tryin 2 actin like your the big man.

Listen your nothin 2 me just a little SHIT!!!!!
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9/10 for effort.

3/10 for execution. My 3 year old nephew could probably have done better.

Now, do I bother making you look silly?

Not sure its worth it as you seem to doing that very well all by yourself.

To cunt or not to cunt, that is the question.

Ah fuck it I'm bored.

Who do I think I am? God? No. I just know I'm better than you. Fair assumption, judging by how unbelievably shit you in fact are.

Ignoring the unbelievably bad grammar of your next statement, there are many factual inaccuracies. My girlfriend would probably disagree with you on most of them. But then I don't expect you to understand these things known as "relationships".

As Mr B has expertly pointed out, when a woman appear I shall act like a gentleman. I generally do in real life aswell. As strangely enough I can tell the difference between real life and the internet, which you seem to be having trouble doing.


Man all that and I didn;t even have to tell you to die of AIDS. My god you truly are shit :/
 
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bodhi

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Originally posted by I_am_bored


really hoping it was sarcasm...:)

about time bodhi got bent over i reckon
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I would like to see you try.
 
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Mr B

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i hear gay marriages and surrogate pregnancies are becoming all the rage out in the sticks in essex
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I don't subscribe to those sorts of journals, I bow to your superiour knowledge in the area.

can't see the need to question missev1l's gender...she never doubted u were a she-male
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I didn't doubt her gender, perhaps if you were more educated you would have understood my initial posting.

ie. woman indicates a certain degree of maturity "An adult female human" - I was merely suggesting that this is not the case, as I think you can agree by the level of grammar and general content of her posts.

I didn't expect she would get it, and I also expected someone to come up with the "can't u tell! havnt u got a girlfrend??" comments.

Most hilarious and quite unexpected I'm sure...now be a good chap and run along.
 
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Hashmonster

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excellent work Mr B and Bodhi

Bravo! :D

right off to the shop, yes i'll get your bin bags summo
 
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old.D0LLySh33p

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You're going to bin bag Summo? Why? When? How?

Erm... ok. I see. Yes.
 
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Wij

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Where's that huggie pic grem posted the other day ? :)
 
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old.MissEv1L

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Yes i must say well done Bodhi and Mr B i wasnt waitin 4 so good replys like that.

:clap: :clap:

but a few things 2 clear up please.

i am female

thanks :)
 
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old.I_am_bored

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bodhi:

im sure you *would* love to see me bend you over, but sadly u never will. Im sure some equally desperate chimpanzee might just lower his standards enough to ' break you in '

as for grammar...

I got a better idea. How about you cunt the fuck off and die of AIDS and stop being such an irritating fuckstain. To be honest, we don;t care if you're going to bed, and we certainly don't care enough for you to tell us IN EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THREAD.
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...cunt is not a verb, therefore cannot be used as one, use " ' " not " ; " in " don't " and don't use " and " after a comma. A few points to bear in mind for ur next outpouring of complete bullshit.

Mr B:

I'll put my house on the fact I'm as educated as yourself, yet its still completely irrelevant to this thread. Grammar does not indicate maturity, picking up on it unprovoked indicates immaturity :)

Once again, u assume genders...you have no clue if i am a "chap", or "an adult human female"...either way i will certainly not run along for u :)
 
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Mr B

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I'll put my house on the fact I'm as educated as yourself, yet its still completely irrelevant to this thread.
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No, it is entirely relevant to this thread...and sticking your £50 a week council shitehole in whatever ghastly provincial town you come from is hardly a worthwhile bet is it?

Grammar does not indicate maturity, picking up on it unprovoked indicates immaturity
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No, if you actually read ALL that I wrote, not just the bits you want to pick up on I said the grammar AND the content (it's not just absolutes, it's context as well).

Once again, u assume genders...you have no clue if i am a "chap", or "an adult human female"...either way i will certainly not run along for u
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I didn't assume gender in the first place - as I already explained, the "woman" comment was actually an attempt to indicate that she should post more mature content if she doesn't wish to be flamed.

I assume you are a "chap" mainly through the language and content of your posts - I have no idea whether this is right or wrong, and frankly I don't care, male or female you're still a twat.

B
 
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old.D0LLySh33p

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My word. Anyone know what the score is?
 
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Hashmonster

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Originally posted by D0LLySh33p
My word. Anyone know what the score is?
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heh, u have a large amount of wooden spoons over there dolly ;)
 
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Mr B

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The scores are currently:

Me: Loads
Bodhi: Loads
Inbred catamites who should fuck off to AOL chat: 0

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old.D0LLySh33p

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/me makes mental note.

I won't forget it don't worry.

It is fun being an impartial observer isn't it Hash ol'boy :D
 
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old.I_am_bored

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assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups mr b...as proved by the fact u assume everything, and fuck up a lot

i think that trading ur mommy's spare room for my house is a fair bet

if *you* read *my posts correctly, u will see the grammar quote was addressed to bodhi...so maybe u are picking up on bits u want to now :)

kind of sad u finally resort to name calling when u come across someone who can reply intelligently to ur nonsensical shite and put you down in front of your buddies...never mind, frustration gets the better of all of us sometimes
 
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Hashmonster

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Originally posted by D0LLySh33p

It is fun being an impartial observer isn't it Hash ol'boy :D
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heh indeed :D

a chant maybe? :p
 
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Munkey-

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anyone got that handbags at 20 paces picture?
 
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old.D0LLySh33p

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Wow, reminscent of a Wij put down in the days of 2001.

What will we see next...
 
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