Russian Women

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by Tom, Apr 13, 2005.

  1. Tom

    Tom FH is my second home

    A Russian woman has just contacted me with a view to 'serious relations and a marriage', through another website (not spam).

    I'm scared. Mind you, 24 years old and pretty good looking (although 'she' may actually be a 40-year old 'he').

    Should I ignore it, and hope she'll go away?
  2. Frizz

    Frizz Can't get enough of FH

    Oooh, what's the site? :)
  3. Embattle

    Embattle FH is my second home

    Five knuckle shuffle....that is all :p
  4. Mobius

    Mobius Can't get enough of FH

    Threads like this are pointless without pictures! :)
  5. DaGaffer

    DaGaffer Down With That Sorta Thing

    You single? Learn more. She may indeed be a bricklayer called Boris, but on the other hand... London is heaving with fit Eastern European women at the moment so she may be (physically at least) what she seems. Of course she wants you for your passport not for your (doubtless compelling :)) masculine charms, but hey, a shag's a shag, right? :sex:
  6. Tom

    Tom FH is my second home

    I'm not telling, besides it wouldn't be very nice.

    I'm not at all interested in casual relationships, but still its quite funny being contacted like this.
  7. Tilda

    Tilda Moderator Moderator

    Get in!

  8. MYstIC G

    MYstIC G Official Licensed Lump of Coalâ„¢ Distributor Staff member Moderator FH Subscriber ;)
  9. throdgrain

    throdgrain FH is my second home

    Tom , your like that bloke off Auf Veidersein Pet, or however you spell it.
    Stop now! :)
  10. Uncle Sick

    Uncle Sick One of Freddy's beloved

  11. Turamber

    Turamber FH is my second home

    Apparently there are some scammers that will ask for money so that they can come and live with you ... so you're best advised to offer to visit and meet in person first if anything develops of the relationship. But yes, you should write - there are many reasons to marry somebody, companionship is not a bad one, and a passport isn't either ;)
  12. leggy

    leggy Probably Scottish

    My advice is to watch birthday girl.

    While this may be the shittest movie ever made it might give you some ideas.
  13. Lester

    Lester One of Freddy's beloved

  14. babs

    babs Can't get enough of FH

    WTF are you doing posting at 11am and NOT being on IRC for abuse leggy??
  15. venus

    venus Fledgling Freddie

    does she actually live in britain? if not shes probably after a visa ;)
  16. ~Yuckfou~

    ~Yuckfou~ Lovely person

    erm like wtf tbh?
  17. Big G

    Big G Has a sexy sister. I am also a Bodhi wannabee.

    Visa for blowjobs - i'd buy that.
  18. Big G

    Big G Has a sexy sister. I am also a Bodhi wannabee.

    That can't be for real surely, some of them are actually quite hot.
  19. Brynn

    Brynn Can't get enough of FH

    I know i dont understand it either.

    I think they want to be "bought" because it gets them away from where they are.

    But you can use the quote "i bought you, now bend over"
  20. JBP|

    JBP| Part of the furniture

    I have lots of dealings with eastern europeans thru work (Latvia,Ukraine,Poland ect)

    Can she speak english?

    If not you'll be in for hours of fun trying to make yourself understood.
  21. Ch3tan

    Ch3tan I aer teh win!!

    JBP the Eastern European Vice boss.
  22. FuzzyLogic

    FuzzyLogic Kicking squealing Gucci little piggy


    JBP the Eastern European Pimp.
  23. Bodhi

    Bodhi FH is my second home

    pics or stfu
  24. Tom

    Tom FH is my second home

    Nah I ain't posting pics, its not fair :) She is pretty though. I can't be arsed with it, so bollocks to her tbh.
  25. Ch3tan

    Ch3tan I aer teh win!!

    you can't be arsed with it? pfft. You'll stay single with that attitude.
  26. dysfunction

    dysfunction It's my birthday today!

    You're married. You wouldnt know about these things.

    There comes a time when a single bloke wants a steady relationship and wants a full time relationship/marriage....(not everyone mind you) but you are not going to find this from having a quick fling here and there.
  27. ~Yuckfou~

    ~Yuckfou~ Lovely person

    True, but they fill in the gaps while you wait for "the real thing". Given the choice between warm pussy and a five knuckle shuffle I always took the pussy.
  28. dysfunction

    dysfunction It's my birthday today!

    Yes but if thats what you are aiming for thats all you'll end up with is, I think, what Tom meant....
  29. JBP|

    JBP| Part of the furniture

    Worked for me :cheers:
  30. leggy

    leggy Probably Scottish

    No, some of us have the choice.

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