Russian Women

[Tom]

A Russian woman has just contacted me with a view to 'serious relations and a marriage', through another website (not spam).

I'm scared. Mind you, 24 years old and pretty good looking (although 'she' may actually be a 40-year old 'he').


Should I ignore it, and hope she'll go away?

 

[Frizz]

Oooh, what's the site?

 

[Embattle]

Five knuckle shuffle....that is all

 

[Mobius]

Threads like this are pointless without pictures!

 

[DaGaffer]

A Russian woman has just contacted me with a view to 'serious relations and a marriage', through another website (not spam).

I'm scared. Mind you, 24 years old and pretty good looking (although 'she' may actually be a 40-year old 'he').


Should I ignore it, and hope she'll go away?

You single? Learn more. She may indeed be a bricklayer called Boris, but on the other hand... London is heaving with fit Eastern European women at the moment so she may be (physically at least) what she seems. Of course she wants you for your passport not for your (doubtless compelling ) masculine charms, but hey, a shag's a shag, right?

 

[Tom]

Oooh, what's the site?

I'm not telling, besides it wouldn't be very nice.

I'm not at all interested in casual relationships, but still its quite funny being contacted like this.

 

[Tilda]

Get in!

 

[MYstIC G]

Oooh, what's the site?

www.ebay.co.uk

 

[throdgrain]

Tom , your like that bloke off Auf Veidersein Pet, or however you spell it.
Stop now!

 

[Uncle Sick]

Hur hur..

 

[Turamber]

Apparently there are some scammers that will ask for money so that they can come and live with you ... so you're best advised to offer to visit and meet in person first if anything develops of the relationship. But yes, you should write - there are many reasons to marry somebody, companionship is not a bad one, and a passport isn't either

 

[leggy]

My advice is to watch birthday girl.

While this may be the shittest movie ever made it might give you some ideas.

 

[Lester]

My advice is to watch Hot Russian Sexpots 2.

While this may be the shittest movie ever made it might give you some ideas.

fixed.

 

[babs]

WTF are you doing posting at 11am and NOT being on IRC for abuse leggy??

 

[venus]

does she actually live in britain? if not shes probably after a visa

 

[~Yuckfou~]

I'm not at all interested in casual relationships...

erm like wtf tbh?

 

[Big G]

does she actually live in britain? if not shes probably after a visa

Visa for blowjobs - i'd buy that.

 

[Big G]

Hur hur..

That can't be for real surely, some of them are actually quite hot.

 

[Brynn]

I know i dont understand it either.

I think they want to be "bought" because it gets them away from where they are.

But you can use the quote "i bought you, now bend over"

 

[JBP|]

I have lots of dealings with eastern europeans thru work (Latvia,Ukraine,Poland ect)

Can she speak english?

If not you'll be in for hours of fun trying to make yourself understood.

 

[Ch3tan]

JBP the Eastern European Vice boss.

 

[FuzzyLogic]

Piffle.

JBP the Eastern European Pimp.

 

[Bodhi]

pics or stfu

 

[Tom]

Nah I ain't posting pics, its not fair She is pretty though. I can't be arsed with it, so bollocks to her tbh.

 

[Ch3tan]

you can't be arsed with it? pfft. You'll stay single with that attitude.

 

[dysfunction]

erm like wtf tbh?

You're married. You wouldnt know about these things.

There comes a time when a single bloke wants a steady relationship and wants a full time relationship/marriage....(not everyone mind you) but you are not going to find this from having a quick fling here and there.

 

[~Yuckfou~]

You're married. You wouldnt know about these things.

There comes a time when a single bloke wants a steady relationship and wants a full time relationship/marriage....(not everyone mind you) but you are not going to find this from having a quick fling here and there.

True, but they fill in the gaps while you wait for "the real thing". Given the choice between warm pussy and a five knuckle shuffle I always took the pussy.

 

[dysfunction]

True, but they fill in the gaps while you wait for "the real thing". Given the choice between warm pussy and a five knuckle shuffle I always took the pussy.

Yes but if thats what you are aiming for thats all you'll end up with is, I think, what Tom meant....

 

[JBP|]

You're married. You wouldnt know about these things.

There comes a time when a single bloke wants a steady relationship and wants a full time relationship/marriage....(not everyone mind you) but you are not going to find this from having a quick fling here and there.

Worked for me

 

[leggy]

Yes but if thats what you are aiming for thats all you'll end up with is, I think, what Tom meant....

No, some of us have the choice.