Rude/Harsh jokes - WARNING, NOT NICE!

[Outlander]

I dont think lilmiss should have kids

 

[lilmissnaughty]

I dont think lilmiss should have kids

aww why ever not
when a girl at work said she could imagine me as a mum i told her i prolly shouldnt have kids cos i would smother em. she asked if i meant with love so i had to correct her that a pillow would be more effective.

 

[tris-]

posted by babs

whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a maggot
being raped

 

[Chilly]

babs is the master of the wrong joke - spent all day pasting them into IRC

 

[tris-]

do you have any more chilly? they were uber-hillarious

 

[Outlander]

What are the first symptom of AIDS?
A pounding sensation in the arse.

 

[Mikah75]

here's a pretty sick one

what breaks when you fuck it?

Spoiler

a babys' pelvis

 

[pip]

/YELLS TAXI uke: What you call a bogey with a crash helmt? a snail ok dont laugh

 

[old.Tohtori]

aww why ever not
when a girl at work said she could imagine me as a mum i told her i prolly shouldnt have kids cos i would smother em. she asked if i meant with love so i had to correct her that a pillow would be more effective.

Now this, laidees and genitilemen, is a woman