RIP Zebedee

[Will]

Has my sister sold you her cat? It looks identical.

 

[Dr_Weasel]

I want a cat. I had one as a kid but it died when I was 14. Unfortunately since then Ive developed seriously bad allergies to pets. Plus Ive moved to a city and live on a main road and Im convinced the poor bugger 'll get it out on the road....

Seems kinda excessive to move just so I can get a cat that'll make me sneeze 24/7.

 

[Kainu]

R.i.p

 

[Clown]

+1

 

[~Yuckfou~]

My cat has developed an attitide.
We avoid each other whenever possible, I want a dog, a large dog.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

So he can slobber all over your cock no doubt.

 

[TdC]

I hate it when a dog sticks his head in your crotch and drools on your pants. What I hate especially about it is that the dog's owner stands there smirking and does nothing to restrain their animal. I usually start telling a story about my wish to have all mosquitos, wasps and dogs removed from this good earth to spend the rest of their lives in wrechedly gut spewing agony before burning away to dust. That tends to make the dog's owner look at me pitifully and walk away.

I'm a cat person.

 

[Stimpy]

Well if you stopped smearing bacon fat on your genitals they would stop slobbering on your crotch

 

[TdC]

feh so that's it! I was wondering what the heck dogs found so intriguing about my groin you know...

 

[Munkey]

My cat has developed an attitide.
We avoid each other whenever possible, I want a dog, a large dog.

Teenager pussy!

(take this how you want)

 

[TdC]

but I do!

 

[~Yuckfou~]

Teenager pussy!

(take this how you want)

I should be so lucky

 

[Trebz]

My sympathies tom, its always hard loosing a much loved pet, especially when its so sudden. I'm sure she had a happy life with you though and was well looked after, remember the good times mate

/me raises his glass