Right then, bacon butties

[bob269]

If you were real men you'd be having chilli sauce.

 

[TdC]

It's Daddies special sauce every time for me, the rest doesn't have enough zing.

you are aware how dodgy that sounds aren't you?

 

[Tom]

FS, when you lot talk about sauces you all sound like Trem

 

[Cadiva]

It isn't bad to be fair, the problem is when you have been to the west coast of Ireland or certain remote parts of the UK and had locally farmed bacon smoked by the farmer himself in the same way his great great great grandfather did a couple of hundred years ago. Then you realise how much supermarkets and mass production has been fucking with our food.

That's why I use my local butcher, thank god we've still got a farmer/butcher in my town, although we also have a Waitrose, which does quality 'best' type stuff as well.

Anyways, for me the best bacon buttie is white bread, smoked back bacon from my butcher, brown sauce, no butter.
And a cup of tea.

 

[Guest]

If you were real men you'd be having chilli sauce.

White bread, 2 slices of bacon (back) and lots of Encona west indian hot pepper sauce (scotch bonnet), yummy

puts hairs on your chest

 

[TdC]

Brooky means that your pubes migrate up to your chest from your crotch cos your ring gets so hot processing the semi-digested hot chilli sauce

 

[Sharma]

With all the vindaloos I eat it's wonder mine haven't done that.

 

[cHodAX]

With all the vindaloos I eat it's wonder mine haven't done that.

You should see the state of your arse though, it is hairier than Brian Blessed after a decade of not shaving!

 

[Sharma]

How do you know Chod!? I know it's hairy but sheesh not like I show it.

Anyway, back on topic.

I have also tried bacon butties with salad cream in also, it's "my" thing you could say, I love it, I can tell from a mile off everyone else would prefer to chop my fingers off for disgracing the bacon butty.

 

[cHodAX]

How do you know Chod!? I know it's hairy but sheesh not like I show it.

I spotted you down the local park when I was out dogging last week, couldn't miss that arse, it was like looking at a wilderbeast!

 

[Calaen]

How do you know Chod!? I know it's hairy but sheesh not like I show it.

Anyway, back on topic.

I have also tried bacon butties with salad cream in also, it's "my" thing you could say, I love it, I can tell from a mile off everyone else would prefer to chop my fingers off for disgracing the bacon butty.

Bacon Cheese and salad cream = sex

 

[`mongoose]

Bacon Cheese and salad cream = sex

FREAK!!!



M

 

[Sharma]

Bacon Cheese and salad cream = sex

We have a winner!

Indeed tis quite good that combo!

 

[cHodAX]

We have a winner!

Indeed tis quite good that combo!

We have a wiener and you sir are it!

 

[Sharma]

We have a wiener and you sir are it!

We're on about bacon here, not sausages, fuck off.

 

[cHodAX]

We're on about bacon here, not sausages, fuck off.

And there was me thinking you were a 'sausage man'

 

[tris-]

i made quite a strange bacon sandwhich today.

3 rashers of bacon

cheese

2 bernard mathews chicken burgers

tomato sauce

 

[bob269]

i made quite a strange bacon sandwhich today.

3 rashers of bacon

cheese

2 bernard mathews chicken burgers

tomato sauce

Isnt that a Burger King Royale Deluxe?

 

[tris-]

Isnt that a Burger King Royale Deluxe?

id like to think my presentation is better

 

[Trem]

There is nothing else under this sun for morning meat than smoked.

I got some morning meat here for you.








Dear god I'm bored.

 

[cHodAX]

id like to think my presentation is better

rofl that is grim you mad bastard

 

[tris-]

rofl that is grim you mad bastard

wtf is wrong with it. i got the classy lines of sauce around the plate and a smiley face on the top slice

 

[cHodAX]

wtf is wrong with it. i got the classy lines of sauce around the plate and a smiley face on the top slice

Gordon Ramsay must be quaking in his boots!