Right then, bacon butties

[FuzzyLogic]

Uberly crisped streaky bacon with tomato sauce. Sandwiched between two slices(!) white bread, (thinly sliced brown is acceptable, not sold on wholemeal for bacon). Win.

Brown sauce on bacon = gitbags, brown is for pork sausages gimboids!1

For the fat bastards, ie me, a stotty is also good with many many rashers of bacon on. This also = win.

So there.

Also, the bacon must be smoked, there is no alternative.
:england:

 

[Clown]

Bacon is dirty meat.

 

[ECA]

Only one question, how many rounds?

 

[Furr]

thick granary bread
Fried egg
Crispy bacon
Lettuce
Tomatoe
HP sauce

 

[Lazarus]

i dont eat bacon.
or pork
or gammon

 

[Moo]

if you don't put hp sauce in a bacon sandwich you might as well not eat it.

 

[Wij]

White bread. Crispy, smoked back. Butter.

End.

 

[Trem]

3 rounds of proper crusty white bread.

Well done, brown sauce(HP) and bread soaked in the fat or like Wij said with butter.

 

[Damini]

Thick, crusty white bread straight from the bakers, butter, semi crispy bacon, crumbly blue cheese or rich n fruity.

Tomato sauce in a bacon butty is for deviants.

 

[throdgrain]

White bread, butter, lots of well done bacon, no sauce at the moment.

(Lazarus is clearly sporting one of them odd beards at the moment!)

 

[Earl]

Thick, crusty white bread straight from the bakers, butter, semi crispy bacon,

That but specificly Tescos Finest Sweet Cure Honey Bacon!

 

[Trem]

Bah - infidel - clearly Bacon and Mayo is God's grand design!!

Quite possibly the worst bacon crime I have ever heard

Explain yourself!!!!2!!11

 

[rynnor]

That but specificly Tescos Finest Sweet Cure Honey Bacon!

What about the Mayo!!!

 

[Trem]

Brown sauce on bacon = gitbags, brown is for pork sausages gimboids!1

For the love of holy christ, red sauce is for sausages and brown is for bacon everyone knows that. Man, I thought FH was a bit camp but its like a raging Winton after some of these bacon comments.

 

[Trem]

What about the Mayo!!!

Mayo is nice, don't get me wrong, it ain't no salad cream but its nice. Fish fingers and mayo is sex but putting mayo on bacon is like saying you spunk on 21 stone truckers backs, I'm sorry but there is no hope for you.

 

[Calaen]

For the love of holy christ, red sauce is for sausages and brown is for bacon everyone knows that. Man, I thought FH was a bit camp but its like a raging Winton after some of these bacon comments.

HAHAHAAHAH

Red is for sausages and Brown is for Bacon.

 

[nath]

Right.

White bread. Tesco finest streaky oak smoked bacon - grilled. Thin layer of mayo on each slice of (slightly toasted) bread, instead of marg/butter. Some thinly sliced tomato. No lettuce.

Ketchup.

Not red sauce.

Not tomato sauce.

Ketchup.

(Brown/HP sauce is nice too).

 

[D0LLySh33p]

Call these sandwiches? Pffff.

What you want are two pizzas with a pig stuck between them.

Now that's a buttie.

 

[tris-]

im pretty sure brown is for sausage, red for bacon.

one round of decent white bread, butterd with red sauce

 

[nath]

It's Ketchup not red sauce you common bastards!

 

[Tom]

Back bacon from my local butchers (cured in the back of the shop so no water in it)
Wholemeal bread
Butter (not gay margarine)

Mug of Tea

No sauces or any shite like that. Get decent bacon and butter, and you don't need any other crap.

 

[tris-]

It's Ketchup not red sauce you common bastards!

i bet they even use capital letters on the label in fancy pants london aswell eh

 

[JingleBells]

mayo is the spunk of the devil!!

and its white bread + bacon + ketchup! no fucking salad or anything else!

 

[Lazarus]

White bread, butter, lots of well done bacon, no sauce at the moment.

(Lazarus is clearly sporting one of them odd beards at the moment!)

Sorry throddy - clean shaven at the moment.

Under cover - trying to blend in

 

[rynnor]

Mayo is nice, don't get me wrong, it ain't no salad cream but its nice. Fish fingers and mayo is sex but putting mayo on bacon is like saying you spunk on 21 stone truckers backs, I'm sorry but there is no hope for you.

It sounds so wrong but the moment it hits your taste buds the Universe expands and the meaning of life and all Time and space are yours.

The rapture lifts you from this humdrum world and flights of angels appear as you transcend the taste barrier...

You'll be smiling the rest of the day - just try it once then tell me its wrong!

 

[Will]

I wouldn't go that far, but mayo on bacon sarnies ftw.

Alternatively, a morning roll, black pudding, bacon, a tattie scone, and brown sauce. Mmnnnn.

 

[Sharma]

Also, the bacon must be smoked, there is no alternative.

QFT.

There is nothing else under this sun for morning meat than smoked.

 

[Hansmoleman]

white bread, toasted
streaky bacon, crispy
egg
red sauce
hmmm

 

[gmloki]

Back bacon from my local butchers (cured in the back of the shop so no water in it)
Wholemeal bread
Butter (not gay margarine)

Mug of Tea

No sauces or any shite like that. Get decent bacon and butter, and you don't need any other crap.

Must be a Manchester thing Tom

Man after my own heart. Im sure all the Brown or red sauce mob are just dying to get out of the the closet at the earliest opportunity

 

[cHodAX]

im pretty sure brown is for sausage, red for bacon.

Correctamundo!