Funkybunny
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- Jan 21, 2004
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1)
What is yellow and flies through the sky?
Super banana!!!
2)
Q)How can you fit 7 popes in a car?
A)Take their hats off
3)
Two old men are sitting in the nursiong home one day, when the first one asks "Did I ever tell you about the time I was on Safari in Africa?" The second man says, "No, you didn't" so the first man begins his story:
"I was in Africa on Safari, and it was nineteen and twenty one. We'd been in the bush for two weeks, and had already killed almost every thing in sight. But I was laying in bed one night, trying to sleep, when I heard this terrible rustling in the bushes outside. So I grabbed my rifle, quietly stepped outside, and crept up on the rustling bush. With my trusty rifle at the ready I swept aside the bush, and this huge lion jumps and and roars!"
At this point in the story the old man leaps from his chair, extends his arms over his head and lets out a ferocious "RRRRROOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!"
He sits back down, turn to his friend, and says "And I'm telling you, that roar made me shit my pants."
His friend says "I don't blame you, I would too with a big lion jumping at me like that."
But the old man replies, "No, I mean just now, when I went ROAR."
/bows
What is yellow and flies through the sky?
Super banana!!!
2)
Q)How can you fit 7 popes in a car?
A)Take their hats off
3)
Two old men are sitting in the nursiong home one day, when the first one asks "Did I ever tell you about the time I was on Safari in Africa?" The second man says, "No, you didn't" so the first man begins his story:
"I was in Africa on Safari, and it was nineteen and twenty one. We'd been in the bush for two weeks, and had already killed almost every thing in sight. But I was laying in bed one night, trying to sleep, when I heard this terrible rustling in the bushes outside. So I grabbed my rifle, quietly stepped outside, and crept up on the rustling bush. With my trusty rifle at the ready I swept aside the bush, and this huge lion jumps and and roars!"
At this point in the story the old man leaps from his chair, extends his arms over his head and lets out a ferocious "RRRRROOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!"
He sits back down, turn to his friend, and says "And I'm telling you, that roar made me shit my pants."
His friend says "I don't blame you, I would too with a big lion jumping at me like that."
But the old man replies, "No, I mean just now, when I went ROAR."
/bows