really bad jokes!

Funkybunny

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1)
What is yellow and flies through the sky?

Super banana!!!


2)
Q)How can you fit 7 popes in a car?
A)Take their hats off

3)
Two old men are sitting in the nursiong home one day, when the first one asks "Did I ever tell you about the time I was on Safari in Africa?" The second man says, "No, you didn't" so the first man begins his story:

"I was in Africa on Safari, and it was nineteen and twenty one. We'd been in the bush for two weeks, and had already killed almost every thing in sight. But I was laying in bed one night, trying to sleep, when I heard this terrible rustling in the bushes outside. So I grabbed my rifle, quietly stepped outside, and crept up on the rustling bush. With my trusty rifle at the ready I swept aside the bush, and this huge lion jumps and and roars!"

At this point in the story the old man leaps from his chair, extends his arms over his head and lets out a ferocious "RRRRROOOOOOAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!"

He sits back down, turn to his friend, and says "And I'm telling you, that roar made me shit my pants."

His friend says "I don't blame you, I would too with a big lion jumping at me like that."

But the old man replies, "No, I mean just now, when I went ROAR."



/bows
 

Ezteq

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Funkybunny said:
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But the old man replies, "No, I mean just now, when I went ROAR."

/bows

looooooooooooooool i like that one, the guys at work will be hearing it... well theyll hear half of it then i'll probably get it confused with the worlds fastest cake joke then i'll mess up the punchline (i am a girl) then half of them will have walked out or fallen asleep.... then i'll say no wait wait i got it now then i'll realise i forgot to clock in and have lost 2 hours pay whilst standing there trying to tell that joke........ GOD DAMMIT ALL TO HELL FUNKY!!!! you ruined me!!
 

Funkybunny

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hehehhee.. have to add this one aswell!


Why can't an Irishman tell a joke the timing.
 

Overdriven

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Best crap joke ever...


"What do those clouds look like to you?"
"RAIN"

....... Nerf Family Guy :puke:
 

Binky the Bomb

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Did the crap jokes last year, lets see if I can remember some.

You may be a redneck jedi if:

One wing on your x-wing is painted in primer
If your nemesis says to you "I am your father, and your uncle."
If your droid is also a mobile frige filled with beer.
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How can you tell a nerd from a regular person in a comic book store?
-Only one wears deoderant.
 

Garnet

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Why the bald man open the window?

To get some fresh hair.

hahaha snort ..... :(
 

Bubble

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Why are pirates so popular?
They just Arrrrr!
 

mikke

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hahaha! n1 bubble -_-

i know one REALLLY silly one in norwegian, but shouldnt say it here:<

Once there were two tomatos, they was going to cross a road.
the two started walking, then the second tomato got splatered into the ground by a passing car, and then the first tomato said "coman chetchup"!
 

Vladamir

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Hmm, worst joke in the world, it has to be the funniest joke in the world sketch from Monty Python. You read it and you die!. :(
 

Overdriven

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mikke said:
Once there were two tomatos, they was going to cross a road.
the two started walking, then the second tomato got splatered into the ground by a passing car, and then the first tomato said "coman chetchup"!

That made me laugh irl xD
 

Ezteq

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how do you circumcise a redneck?..............kick his sister in the jaw :D
 

Aragyn

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Ezteq said:
how do you circumcise a redneck?..............kick his sister in the jaw :D
Haha, nasty :/

Edit: Lets hear your silly one Mikke :p
 

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