Really awesome pictures thread

[fettoken]

Spider-lover. Get hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim!!!!

 

[throdgrain]

This is the mighty Mossberg on guard duty. I love this picture

 

[fettoken]

So you named your dog after a shotgun. No respect for you!

 

[throdgrain]

Well he's a gun dog ...

 

[Trem]

Well he's a gun dog ...

Far calmer response than I expected

 

[Edmond]

He doesn't seen too impressed with the bike

'Meh, just take the damn picture, I got stuff to do....'

 

[throdgrain]

He was just biding his time

 

[fettoken]

Far calmer response than I expected

He might have gotten my ironic remark, but those always seem to elude you Trem.

 

[dysfunction]

View attachment 27629 Ok, not overly an awesome or different picture but this is of my favourite English spider (Garden Cross) but it was took on my phone through a window and I was impressed with the quality.....

We have loads of those in the garden. They get quite big!

 

[Trem]

He might have gotten my ironic remark, but those always seem to elude you Trem.

Or maybe I just think you're a cunt?

Edit - actually fuck it, while you are being pompous and pissy please direct me to other typed responses by you with an ironic air that eluded me, I obviously missed the ironic font you used or maybe it's your mega high level of intellect that bamboozled me.

Twat.

 

[Edmond]

Or maybe I just think you're a cunt?

Edit - actually fuck it, while you are being pompous and pissy please direct me to other typed responses by you with an ironic air that eluded me, I obviously missed the ironic font you used or maybe it's your mega high level of intellect that bamboozled me.

Twat.

And breath dude.....

 

[Trem]

And breath dude.....

I just aren't a bad sport mate. You know that on more than just here.

 

[fettoken]

Or maybe I just think you're a cunt?

Edit - actually fuck it, while you are being pompous and pissy please direct me to other typed responses by you with an ironic air that eluded me, I obviously missed the ironic font you used or maybe it's your mega high level of intellect that bamboozled me.

Twat.

The smiley face was the ironic remark Chill!!

 

[Trem]

The smiley face was the ironic remark Chill!!

Bad day etc…..chilled.

I dealt with your reported post in a mature and sensible manner didn't I?

 

[dysfunction]

This is the mighty Mossberg on guard duty. I love this picture
View attachment 27631

You need to get your neighbour around to do some gardening for you!

 

[CorNokZ]

Spider thread now, yes?

 

[Hawkwind]

Camel Spiders - give me the heebie jeebies

 

[Trem]

They aren't though are they, spiders I mean? Scorpion type things?

I liked that rumour that they crave shadow so if you run from one they chase you for your shadow, I hope it's true but I doubt it.

 

[Hawkwind]

They do like shade and yes they are not true spiders. Had one about 6" in length jump on to my chest in an outside toilet at a golf club in Oman. Scarey fuckers and definitely let a bit of pee go early! There was picture in the club of a big one climbing up a Landrover wheel, front legs over the top and back legs still on the ground.

 

[Syri]

Seriously, please take spider pics to a thread titled spider pics, so people know what they're getting into...

 

[Moriath]

They do like shade and yes they are not true spiders. Had one about 6" in length jump on to my chest in an outside toilet at a golf club in Oman. Scarey fuckers and definitely let a bit of pee go early! There was picture in the club of a big one climbing up a Landrover wheel, front legs over the top and back legs still on the ground.

Ewwww.

 

[fettoken]

They do like shade and yes they are not true spiders. Had one about 6" in length jump on to my chest in an outside toilet at a golf club in Oman. Scarey fuckers and definitely let a bit of pee go early! There was picture in the club of a big one climbing up a Landrover wheel, front legs over the top and back legs still on the ground.

Did you flinch and scream like a girl when it got onto your chest?

 

[Trem]

I do like spiders but I would collapse if a camel spider arrived on my person in any shape or form, no fuck it lets be honest here, if any spider bigger than the UK average landed on me I would soil myself. We are safe and secure here knowing none of them will hurt or kill us but put me in Africa or Australia and it's a whole different ball game

 

[Hawkwind]

Did you flinch and scream like a girl when it got onto your chest?

I'm man enough to admit that I did scream like a 6 yr old girl and ran outside trying to brush it off, much to the amusement of people drinking outside on the patio of the clubhouse. I would add that they are quite aggressive. When I walked in and saw it on the sink it raised the two front legs and jumped at me.

 

[DaGaffer]

I do like spiders but I would collapse if a camel spider arrived on my person in any shape or form, no fuck it lets be honest here, if any spider bigger than the UK average landed on me I would soil myself. We are safe and secure here knowing none of them will hurt or kill us but put me in Africa or Australia and it's a whole different ball game

They do say in Australia it isn't the really big ones you need to worry about. Personally I don't mind spiders but some insects freak me the fuck out; a millipede that was literally a foot long once ran (and ran, and ran...) over my bare foot in Kenya and I still get flashbacks

 

[Hawkwind]

Redback's in Australia are the main problem, very small (black with a scarlet red marking on the ctr of its back) but with a nasty venomous bite. We actually get them here in Dubai as they come in with the Timber from Aus. Had one in our garage last year, the funnel webs are a giveaway. Then its time for the Hairspray flamethrower or powerwash it out.

 

[fettoken]

I'm man enough to admit that I did scream like a 6 yr old girl and ran outside trying to brush it off, much to the amusement of people drinking outside on the patio of the clubhouse. I would add that they are quite aggressive. When I walked in and saw it on the sink it raised the two front legs and jumped at me.

Hope you are feeling better these days mate. It would take some time until I'd make full recovery after that incident.

Had a giant moth flying around inside the other night, landed on me while i was sleeping, so turned the light on and had a short fit, silent scream of dread and then getting the vacuum cleaner to sort it out.

 

[Yoni]

Please please please stop with the spider pics.... @Trem this is your fault... So now you can please make it stop ;'( or Ill be very mean *grumpy face*

 

[Shagrat]

I'm man enough to admit that I did scream like a 6 yr old girl and ran outside trying to brush it off, much to the amusement of people drinking outside on the patio of the clubhouse. I would add that they are quite aggressive. When I walked in and saw it on the sink it raised the two front legs and jumped at me.

I'm sorry but screw that. I'd be levelling the place with some form of explosive and then buying a one way ticket to somewhere less hospitable to them, like Antarctica, or possibly Mars.

spiders are ok, but angry giant aggressive bastards that aren't quite spiders , just urgh!

 

[Moriath]

Please please please stop with the spider pics.... @Trem this is your fault... So now you can please make it stop ;'( or Ill be very mean *grumpy face*

Awh.