random musings on corpses. now avec poll.

[tris-]

i have thought of something interesting.

Big_G, can you write a script for a necrophilia porno? lok at all the people who can star - babs, brooky, Dr_Weasel, ECA, Ess, FuzzyLogic, Hansmoleman, Jimmae, TdC, Teren, ~Yuckfou~

massive chopped up body orgies ftw.

 

[TdC]

I'm scared to vote what if the police come after me for crimes against dead people

don't worry about it Stimpy. only we will know, your mates from the dead corpses' shaggers anonymous

unless you're one of them

 

[old.user4556]

Big_G, can you write a script for a necrophilia porno?

Certainly not.

 

[ECA]

Certainly not.

He doesn't do Pro Bono.

Only Pro Bono Boned.

 

[Doomy]

What about underage prepubescent corpses? That cant be illegal surely? Im not voting till this is clarified.

 

[tris-]

What about underage prepubescent corpses? That cant be illegal surely? Im not voting till this is clarified.

interesting tbh. although i wouldnt shag a corpse below legal age, is it more illegal to shag the corpse of an underage person? or just as illegal as shagging a legal aged person?

 

[TdC]

tbh I'm curious if it actually *is* illegal to shag a corpse, and if it is, what prompted such a law.

 

[tris-]

i think it is. or is it the act of robbing a grave to retrieve one?

if so, you could obtain them from a morgue. but then is it the act of breaking and entering and then stealing something?

dont know tbh, where is Tilda. he knows about laws.

 

[TdC]

hmm I'm not sure. even if you returned it there are all kinds of snares you'd have to evade.

grave robbing, breaking and entering, sex with a minor, albeit a dead one, I suppose they could possibly get you for descecrating a grave....

 

[tris-]

May 1st, 2004 -

"Bestiality and necrophilia become specific offences for the first time."

i fear we are too late

 

[TdC]

Beastiality I can understand, but who would willingly shag a corpse? Surely there's no need for necrophelia to be illegal?

What about shagging dead animals? Is that like twice as illegal?

 

[tris-]

i wonderd that too.

we need help

 

[TdC]

hehe the blue men will come calling on you first my friend face it, I'm a mild-mannered young-middle-aged Unix expert with grey hair.....nobody will ever suspect me. ever.
















mwhahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Stimpy]

What if the person gives you permission after they die to have sex with them? surely then it's ok, dammit there must be a loophole somewhere

 

[tris-]

that could be right. but what if they changed their mind immediatley at the moment of death. although that cant be proved.

maybe onto something Stimpy.
i thought holland might have had lighter rules on it than us though.

 

[Chilly]

nah if its illegal, someone giving you permission posthumously wont change it. I think we are indeed too late, now change the author of this thread ffs tdc.

 

[TdC]

lol sorry Chilly I don't think I can the forum has appointed you owner of this thread because you happen to own the first post in it. it's not me man, it's the machine screwing with you

 

[Chilly]

tsk, bet jup could jimmlefixit.

 

[ECA]

lol sorry Chilly I don't think I can the forum has appointed you owner of this thread because you happen to own the first post in it. it's not me man, it's the machine screwing with you

Its because you decided to be a poof and make it a seperate thread, rather than let it flow continously from the loins that bore it.

Heretic

 

[TdC]

Its because you decided to be a poof

I deny everything

and make it a seperate thread

I thought that would have been handy

rather than let it flow continously from the loins that bore it.

the frigging forum wouldn't let me add the damn poll

Heretic

possible. I'm glad I've gone down from necropheliac to heretic on the forum coolnessometer

 

[TdC]

tsk, bet jup could jimmlefixit.

yeah, but he's a supermod, endowed with cosmic power, enhanced wang +1 and other things I haven't got. like kids and old age

 

[Insane]

yeah, but he's a supermod, endowed with cosmic power, enhanced wang +1 and other things I haven't got. like kids and old age

at least he's not a nazi fascist bastard moderator like some people

your all those type of individuals that in their own little niche group make everyone else in the fucking world stop, turn round and go "what the..." in your general direction when you say something...

like my mate who said a bit too loud one day in the coffee shop
"when we shoved it up her arse she squealed and wouldnt stand still long enough for us to finish"
he was working with a vet at the time, and were dealing with a horse.

oh..

i swear your all a bunch of frigging perverts!

 

[tris-]

Insane, instead of putting up a front just join in.

next time i find a corpse, i will share it. im not the greedy type.

 

[TdC]

I'm up for that roadkill's ok too

 

[Chilly]

now I think roadkill is taking it a bit far tbh. at least a live animal or a dead human are both *remotely* not completely wrong on every level ever. But a dead deer thats 2" thick cos its been run over 50times by artic. lorries is a bit dodgy, and...freddy got fingered

 

[tris-]

if the penis fits, its big enough.

 

[TdC]

that made me LOL. you're an evil man Tris

 

[tris-]

that made me LOL. you're an evil man Tris

hang on a sec, you understand im refering only to necrophiliac acts with road kill?

 

[TdC]

suuure


























(your dead baby animal secret is safe with me!)

 

[tris-]

wtf, stop trying to discredit me

Tdc shagged a dead squirrel!