random musings on corpses. now avec poll.

[FuzzyLogic]

Well I suppose there is something to be gained from self strangulation with the intestines

You know, for erm, kicks.

 

[tris-]

if you are into it, you could poo in their inards. then sit the 1/4 of body on your chest and squeeze it so it comes out.

 

[TdC]

poo isn't my thing tbh. therefor I'd only shag a well-cleaned corpse

 

[Calaen]

Jesus fucking christ, this thread has crossed any normal boundaries and kept on fucking running. I am a tad strange myself but I find talk of fucking dead bodies that have been cut in half with shit popping out everywhere fucking insane. Even if I was making shit up to sound freaky as fuck that is still way beyond the realms of normal.

 

[TdC]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Calaen again.

true. I should merge this with the "mad thoughts" thread but I'm scared the forum will mess it up :/

I may split off the quarter-corpse-humping meandering into a separate thread, and as I'm curious what people think I may even do a poll.

rah! fear my modness! also, fear the lack of polls, and the forum now thinking Chilly's going on about corpses

 

[TdC]

well, after several tries TdC gets it right

 

[dysfunction]

what?

 

[TdC]

wait and see

 

[Sar]

You weirdo Teedles

 

[TdC]

ffs the poll's broken

 

[dysfunction]

Jesus fucking christ, this thread has crossed any normal boundaries and kept on fucking running. I am a tad strange myself but I find talk of fucking dead bodies that have been cut in half with shit popping out everywhere fucking insane. Even if I was making shit up to sound freaky as fuck that is still way beyond the realms of normal.

But you're just a big girl thats all Cal...



edit: You are freaking me out TDC!! You've joined two threads together!!

 

[TdC]

this better work

 

[ECA]

Teedles has fucked the forum!

 

[TdC]

hmm this isn't going as I had anticipated :/
lol I got a proxy error on the thread merge. ooh err

final edit: yay! it worked! today, boys and girls, tdc has deflowered the forum!

 

[tris-]

Jesus fucking christ, this thread has crossed any normal boundaries and kept on fucking running. I am a tad strange myself but I find talk of fucking dead bodies that have been cut in half with shit popping out everywhere fucking insane. Even if I was making shit up to sound freaky as fuck that is still way beyond the realms of normal.

but you are just a wimpy woman

whats wrong with shitting corpses? especially when it is your shit inside them and you are pushing it out through them.

 

[TdC]

heheh I should have added a poll option for "nah, you're ok tdc...it's tris who's the real freak here "

heehee

 

[GDW]

but you are just a wimpy woman

whats wrong with shitting corpses? especially when it is your shit inside them and you are pushing it out through them.

But wouldnt it be better to suck it out using a fluorescent bendy straw and a couple of cocktail brollies for effect?

 

[Calaen]

but you are just a wimpy woman

whats wrong with shitting corpses? especially when it is your shit inside them and you are pushing it out through them.

I am actually a guy you tool Of course there is something wrong with it you freak, if your down with fucking corpses that you have shit in, I guess you would find it perfectly normal to sleep with your mother? exactly fucking freaks

 

[tris-]

Of course there is something wrong with it you freak, if your down with fucking corpses that you have shit in,

im not down with fucking corpses that ive just shit!
it needs to also be squeezed out by pressing on the tubes and stuff.

do you have any vids of your self in a lesbian orgy?

 

[`mongoose]

In response to the poll question..

Grim Teeds.... very very grim



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[`mongoose]

I am actually a guy you tool Of course there is something wrong with it you freak, if your down with fucking corpses that you have shit in, I guess you would find it perfectly normal to sleep with your mother? exactly fucking freaks

No you're not Cal. Stop denying the truth

You're a girl, called susan



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[Lazarus]

freak!!!!!

you been smoking the strong stuff again teeds?

 

[TdC]

no, just my imagination running amok

 

[Ch3tan]

*shows thread to teedles missus*

 

[TdC]

she knows! I told her I'd been imagining what it would be like to spunk through the bottom half of an eviscerated corpse to hit it in the face when she hit me in the face with a loaded teddybear


(yes, I have a teddybear) (no it doesn't have a name) (no, it's not one of those nasty nudie bears)

 

[tris-]

i would like to spun through the bottom half of a corpse and then hit a live woman in the face.

 

[Chilly]

*****, I did *not* make this thread!!!!

and there are not enough options in that pole. I dont get a hardon for corpses but I dont see why joking about shagging one is naughty - we are all eiher adults or kids who are too far gone anyway.

 

[tris-]

i refuse to believe throd thinks this is wrong. he shags badgers ffs.

 

[old.user4556]

tbh you've took the thoughts right out of my head Tris

*shag corpses in G's dreams*

 

[Stimpy]

I'm scared to vote what if the police come after me for crimes against dead people