random musings on corpses. now avec poll.

[Chilly]

random thoughts on corpses

she was there in body, does she really need to be MOVING aswell?

you are either a pussy or a very greedy person!

so youd shag a corpse?

 

[lilmissnaughty]

lol theres a saying that sums up some blokes with regards to that issue-

any holes a goal

 

[Chilly]

not an old smelly hairy hole! also not one where rigor mortis has set in.

 

[tris-]

dunno mate, is this corpse sexy and still warm?

 

[Stimpy]

How did the person become a corpse because if it was a horrific accident where they where sliced in two it could be kind of weird trying to shag just the bottom half.

 

[lilmissnaughty]

How did the person become a corpse because if it was a horrific accident where they where sliced in two it could be kind of weird trying to shag just the bottom half.

tho it could be a good thing.
sometimes the nice body shame about the face saying applies n this way u could save on buyin a bag to put over their head

 

[ECA]

tho it could be a good thing.
sometimes the nice body shame about the face saying applies n this way u could save on buyin a bag to put over their head

You'd have additional cleaning costs from oozeage of the torso though, I think the bags would be cheaper in the long run.

 

[tris-]

if they are sliced in two though, well you got your self unexplored holes.

such as the intestines, stomach opening etc

 

[lilmissnaughty]

if they are sliced in two though, well you got your self unexplored holes.

such as the intestines, stomach opening etc

every cloud has a silver lining n shit like that when u r twisted enough

 

[tris-]

you have to optomistic dont ya?

its either "oh no, this women is sliced in half and deaded"

or

"this woman is sliced in half, hmm..."

 

[Chilly]

what have I started?

 

[old.user4556]

This disgusts me.

 

[pip]

Dam you guys must be oh so oh so oh so board


/YELLS TAXI

 

[lilmissnaughty]

Dam you guys must be oh so oh so oh so bored

what gave it away?

 

[tris-]

This disgusts me.

this disgusts you? im suprised anything disgusts you tbh. the way you talk is like you are writing for a fuckin porn film

 

[old.user4556]

Mmmm, I wouldn't mind a shot at that.

 

[TdC]

the way you talk is like you are writing for a fuckin porn film

the best bit in shagging the lower half of a body is that you could ejaculate through it and hit the upper half in the face.


best if you're in to that kind of thing ofc

 

[old.user4556]

the best bit in shagging the lower half of a body is that you could ejaculate through it and hit the upper half in the face.


best if you're in to that kind of thing ofc

Ewwwwwwwww teedles !!! Steady on !!!

 

[TdC]

I'm sorry I haven't been arrested for lurking about on graveyards recently though. Not really recently I mean

 

[tris-]

Tdc, i have never thought about that before.

shagging half a woman seems to be a very unexplored and intricate ordeal.

 

[TdC]

fah! the half-shag is passe! the quarter-shag is the new deal, man!!

 

[tris-]

quarter shag, is just the vagina and anus and a small amount of the inards still there?

tbh, that wouldnt take my fancy,

 

[old.user4556]

Get help.

 

[TdC]

poor G, I shall stop now

 

[tris-]

Tdc, are you not a little bit suprised that Big G is even phased by anything?

 

[TdC]

tbh you've took the thoughts right out of my head Tris

*shag corpses in G's dreams*

 

[Ch3tan]

Leave us poor zombies alone!

 

[TdC]

*shag Chet in G's dreams*


ooh! that could well be a double-entendre regarding G's!

 

[FuzzyLogic]

quarter shag, is just the vagina and anus and a small amount of the inards still there?

tbh, that wouldnt take my fancy,

Aren't those actually sold...?


In plastic/rubber form of course, minus the innards

 

[tris-]

Aren't those actually sold...?


In plastic/rubber form of course, minus the innards

ye you can buy em. tbh though what fun is it without the warm flesh, sloppy insides and intestines flapping about on the back of it?