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I did check my neighbour's wheelie bin but the picture clearly shows a white door.
/me checks his front door and notices it looks exactly like the one in the picture.
/me checks his front door and notices it looks exactly like the one in the picture.
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Who doesn't turn down free anal sex beads, though?
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Be happy, I just swapped one out in a ZFS array for future expansion, new one popped and has click of ☠️
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Gotta say "goodbye" to a friend of the family this week. Terminal cancer.
Going to pick my auntie up and drive her over, assuming that she can get permission from said friend to attend. (I could well see that it would be upsetting for her for us both to turn up).
Fucking sucks sometimes doesn't it
Going to pick my auntie up and drive her over, assuming that she can get permission from said friend to attend. (I could well see that it would be upsetting for her for us both to turn up).
Fucking sucks sometimes doesn't it
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Doing some decorating, got the paint out, got the sheets out, got the ladder out, even though I don't think I will need it, I even got changed into old scruffs.
Can I find my brushes? Can I fuck. Only had them out the other week.
Can I find my brushes? Can I fuck. Only had them out the other week.
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Welcome to my world, I buy some DIY shite, use it once, need it again, look for it, cannot find it, buy it again, use the new items, go to put them away, find the original items. Fucking memory.
An example, I bought one of those staple guns with 2 boxes of different depth staples, used it, thought job done, went to do it again, couldn't find the staples. Reckon I have enough staples to stretch from here to the fucking moon and back 4 times.
I bet they were right under your nose...
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Well I have not breathed them in as my arse is still in one piece.
DaGaffer
Down With That Sorta Thing
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I had a massive clearout of the shed and all my tool drawers/boxes/shelves etc. in the utility a couple of weeks ago. Turns out I have enough brushes and rollers to paint my house five times over.
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allegedly...
Lamp
Gold Star Holder!!
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American radio
"Good Morning America ! You're listening to KWAX FM. Left of the Mississippi, east of the ocean! Its just after seven fifteen in the A.M. Its going to be hot hot hot out there today. Not a cloud in the sky, and the Pacific is looking bee-utiful ! What a day to be alive. Here's "All my Friends are Dead" by Freddie Gage !"
"Good Morning America ! You're listening to KWAX FM. Left of the Mississippi, east of the ocean! Its just after seven fifteen in the A.M. Its going to be hot hot hot out there today. Not a cloud in the sky, and the Pacific is looking bee-utiful ! What a day to be alive. Here's "All my Friends are Dead" by Freddie Gage !"
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Royal fucking Mail. What use is it?!
Off away tomorrow, ordered something a week ago, that we need to take with us, Royal Mail are sat on it. Forget letters, they can't even be arsed to deliver parcels on time any more. For a company that literally has one use, it's absurd how bad they have become.
Labour needs to step in and tell the current (single) owner to fuck off, give him a quid for it, and nationalise it again.
Off away tomorrow, ordered something a week ago, that we need to take with us, Royal Mail are sat on it. Forget letters, they can't even be arsed to deliver parcels on time any more. For a company that literally has one use, it's absurd how bad they have become.
Labour needs to step in and tell the current (single) owner to fuck off, give him a quid for it, and nationalise it again.
Overdriven
Dumpster Fire of The South
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Wife got the "We are buying RM and need to buy you out of your stock" from their new company.
She sent the stock ownership docs TO THEM via RM.
RM lost it.
Did it again.
Lost it.
Got refunded.
Then she got a cheque and post saying "We didn't receive your letters"
Irony. RM losing RM stock buy-back letters.
Overdriven
Dumpster Fire of The South
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You joke - When we lived in Sutton we frequented Farm Foods every few days and probably grabbed 5L of orange juice. We'd polish it off and be happy about it. Made the wise choice to stop drinking juice after about a year (We gained no weight as we were at the gym 4-5x a week anyway) - Recently found a Farm Foods and grabbed a bottle of random OJ - Bloody battery acid.
How did we even survive.
Overdriven
Dumpster Fire of The South
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Made my lunch which for the last few weeks has had a base of Da Bomb (The hot sauce) and a few other spices in it. Was 100% sure I washed my hands after mixing it. I had an itch also. I was 100% not correct and now it burns in places it shouldn't burn.
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That will teach you to wank without washing your hands after handling food.
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Right to roam being rolled back by stealth in Scotland...
www.bbc.co.uk
Currently you've got the right to go anywhere you like in Scotland. As long as you don't leave any trash behind and leave it as you found it, then that's great. You can camp at the side of a farmer's field as long as you're not damaging the crop, for example. (And I have - I've rocked up at 2am, thought fuck it, I'm not going to make my destination, wang a tent up, sleep, fuck off in the morning (and was greeted by a very cheery farmer and his sheep)).
I hope a load of scottish activists start pitching tents in Centre Parcs and shitting everywhere because of this. Hard disruption is the only way to combat this.
If you can make a "exceptional case" for Centre Parcs, you can make exceptional cases for all sorts of things. It's a fucking crock of shit. People would have avoided it anyway - maybe you'd have some fucker walk through centre parks instead of going round it occasionally. And that's just fine.
New by-law to stop people roaming at first Scottish Center Parcs
Restrictions at the site of its first Scottish holiday village will come into force in April.
www.bbc.co.uk
Currently you've got the right to go anywhere you like in Scotland. As long as you don't leave any trash behind and leave it as you found it, then that's great. You can camp at the side of a farmer's field as long as you're not damaging the crop, for example. (And I have - I've rocked up at 2am, thought fuck it, I'm not going to make my destination, wang a tent up, sleep, fuck off in the morning (and was greeted by a very cheery farmer and his sheep)).
I hope a load of scottish activists start pitching tents in Centre Parcs and shitting everywhere because of this. Hard disruption is the only way to combat this.
If you can make a "exceptional case" for Centre Parcs, you can make exceptional cases for all sorts of things. It's a fucking crock of shit. People would have avoided it anyway - maybe you'd have some fucker walk through centre parks instead of going round it occasionally. And that's just fine.
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Hard agree.Right to roam being rolled back by stealth in Scotland...
New by-law to stop people roaming at first Scottish Center Parcs
Restrictions at the site of its first Scottish holiday village will come into force in April.
Currently you've got the right to go anywhere you like in Scotland. As long as you don't leave any trash behind and leave it as you found it, then that's great. You can camp at the side of a farmer's field as long as you're not damaging the crop, for example. (And I have - I've rocked up at 2am, thought fuck it, I'm not going to make my destination, wang a tent up, sleep, fuck off in the morning (and was greeted by a very cheery farmer and his sheep)).
I hope a load of scottish activists start pitching tents in Centre Parcs and shitting everywhere because of this. Hard disruption is the only way to combat this.
If you can make a "exceptional case" for Centre Parcs, you can make exceptional cases for all sorts of things. It's a fucking crock of shit. People would have avoided it anyway - maybe you'd have some fucker walk through centre parks instead of going round it occasionally. And that's just fine.