SPAM random annoying things

[Deebs]

"the" wheelie bin, not "your" wheelie bin.

I did check my neighbour's wheelie bin but the picture clearly shows a white door.

/me checks his front door and notices it looks exactly like the one in the picture.

 

[Raven]

I did check my neighbour's wheelie bin but the picture clearly shows a white door.

/me checks his front door and notices it looks exactly like the one in the picture.

Who doesn't turn down free anal sex beads, though?

 

[MYstIC G]

Fucking Amazon, I spent hours looking around my wheelie bin for this delivery yesterday

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Be happy, I just swapped one out in a ZFS array for future expansion, new one popped and has click of ☠️

 

[Raven]

Takeaways with no real time tracking.

 

[Scouse]

Gotta say "goodbye" to a friend of the family this week. Terminal cancer.

Going to pick my auntie up and drive her over, assuming that she can get permission from said friend to attend. (I could well see that it would be upsetting for her for us both to turn up).

Fucking sucks sometimes doesn't it

 

[Deebs]

FireFox taking up over 46GB of my RAM. When I find the cunt that keeps over a 1000 tabs open I will cunt the cunt.

 

[Deebs]

Your eyes getting so bad

 

[Raven]

Doing some decorating, got the paint out, got the sheets out, got the ladder out, even though I don't think I will need it, I even got changed into old scruffs.

Can I find my brushes? Can I fuck. Only had them out the other week.

 

[Deebs]

Doing some decorating, got the paint out, got the sheets out, got the ladder out, even though I don't think I will need it, I even got changed into old scruffs.

Can I find my brushes? Can I fuck. Only had them out the other week.

Welcome to my world, I buy some DIY shite, use it once, need it again, look for it, cannot find it, buy it again, use the new items, go to put them away, find the original items. Fucking memory.

An example, I bought one of those staple guns with 2 boxes of different depth staples, used it, thought job done, went to do it again, couldn't find the staples. Reckon I have enough staples to stretch from here to the fucking moon and back 4 times.

 

[caLLous]

Welcome to my world, I buy some DIY shite, use it once, need it again, look for it, cannot find it, buy it again, use the new items, go to put them away, find the original items. Fucking memory.

An example, I bought one of those staple guns with 2 boxes of different depth staples, used it, thought job done, went to do it again, couldn't find the staples. Reckon I have enough staples to stretch from here to the fucking moon and back 4 times.

I bet they were right under your nose...

 

[Deebs]

I bet they were right under your nose...

Well I have not breathed them in as my arse is still in one piece.

 

[DaGaffer]

Welcome to my world, I buy some DIY shite, use it once, need it again, look for it, cannot find it, buy it again, use the new items, go to put them away, find the original items. Fucking memory.

An example, I bought one of those staple guns with 2 boxes of different depth staples, used it, thought job done, went to do it again, couldn't find the staples. Reckon I have enough staples to stretch from here to the fucking moon and back 4 times.

I had a massive clearout of the shed and all my tool drawers/boxes/shelves etc. in the utility a couple of weeks ago. Turns out I have enough brushes and rollers to paint my house five times over.