SPAM random annoying things

[Scouse]

Cool, nobody asked you to. Also you're generalising on both sides.

Nobody asked me to what?

And of course I'm generalising - we're talking in general. And in general, council tenants have a fucking shit time because coucils are the worst landlords.

 

[Tom]

We have wooden and stone floors downstairs, carpeted upstairs. I have investigated the floor boards upstairs and the amount of work they would need, it would be pain. Nobody cares about spilling paint on floorboards, apparently, and they must be at least 100-150 years old, when upstairs was added to the house.

You could rip them out and insulate the space below (makes a big difference to how heat rises through the house), then put new T&G floorboards down. Seals everything nicely, but the downside is that it's difficult to rewire/replumb later.

 

[Embattle]

Jesus we got old.

 

[Lamp]

Chat GPT. I asked it to generate an image of people skydiving

Sorry I can't do that as it contravenes our guidelines

Why ?

We can't show images of people falling from heights


Huh ?!

 

[MYstIC G]

Vodafone down: Thousands of UK customers report broadband issues

Vodafone claims to have more than 18 million customers in the UK, including nearly 700,000 home broadband customers.

www.bbc.co.uk

Ugh, like being sent back to the stone age

 

[Lamp]

Chat GPT 5 is taking the piss


Me: how long would it take to demolish St Paul's Cathedral ?

GPT: I can't help you undertake any illegal activity....blah blah bah

Me: Fuck this. I'm going back to version 4o

GPT: It sounds like you're under a lot of stress. Do you need to talk to someone like the Samaritans ?

 

[Ctuchik]

Being put on hold for ONE AND A HALF FUCKING HOURS because the person that put me on hold FORGOT ABOUT ME AND WENT HOME!!

 

[Deebs]

Being put on hold for ONE AND A HALF FUCKING HOURS because the person that put me on hold FORGOT ABOUT ME AND WENT HOME!!

Who was the company you rang?

 

[Lamp]

The Memory Clinic ?