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Deebs

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Scratching ones head trying to figure out if you have an IP address conflict as the forums keep dying and not finding anything, solution = change the original IP and see what happens.
 

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Needing 4 new tyres, at £160 a pop.
Don't get me started, car went in for its annual service and was recommended to have all 4 plugs replaced. Fuck me, I used to remember when they were 3 or 4 quid each not 22 fucking quid each.

Still will not get a dynamo car (The Running Man....)
 

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Getting running water back, and then arriving home to find there's been a power cut, the alarm is whinging (not the siren, I'm not that daft), and the oven clock needs resetting.

And then finding that the internet is off.
 

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Also, car not being ready when they said it would be ready. Needed a new flange (fnar fnar) in part of the cooling system, and they broke the one they ordered...
 

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Also, car not being ready when they said it would be ready. Needed a new flange (fnar fnar) in part of the cooling system, and they broke the one they ordered...
So they fucked the flange.
 

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Fucking cable management, soffets, lips, slippery hands, the sun, getting all sweaty.

How hard is it to make a hole in a soffet and feed some conduit through? A. FUCKING HARD.

I have had to give up as I am knackered, up and down ladders, up and down into the loft, letting go off my guide wire so having to start all over again. Have got the conduit to the soffet but it is catching on something so need to make the hole bigger but I am not sure I want to go that high on a ladder.
 

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Having to pay a fuckload for a licence to rent my old house out, with regular inspections - all of which I wouldn't mind if it wasn't for this:


"In the social rented sector with social housing landlords, this is the norm... In the private sector, lots of private landlords do put carpets down but social housing landlords and local authorities in England are not required to put floor coverings down so they usually don't"

Carpets? The house is nicer for my tenants than it ever was when I was living in it myself. It's carpets are new, it's properly decorated, insulated etc. Gas safety checks annually. All maintenance issues dealt with immediately.

The "shit landlords" in Nottingham are all the social housing. I.E. Nottingham council owned properties. The private landlord properties tend to be of a much higher standard.

The whole narrative is about landlords being shit, but in general they're not. It's the fucking councils, the government. Deflecting.
 

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I've never understood wall to wall carpets, lived in UK for years but still never really got it. Why is it so prevalent? Most euro countries have wood/vinyl/plastic and throw down a rug here and there, seems easier to maintain to me (especially with folks wearing shoes indoors, madness)
 

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We've just put carpets down upstairs. Warmer, nicer under bare feet. Sound insulating too.

Downstairs I've slate tiles throughout. Underfloor heating is a total revelation.

But we're changing from "can wear shoes" to "bring your slippers" for visitors. Where we live it'd be a complete and literal shitfest otherwise.
 

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We've just put carpets down upstairs. Warmer, nicer under bare feet. Sound insulating too.

Downstairs I've slate tiles throughout. Underfloor heating is a total revelation.

But we're changing from "can wear shoes" to "bring your slippers" for visitors. Where we live it'd be a complete and literal shitfest otherwise.
Have you ever played "follow the <insert farm animal> shit footprints"
 

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Too much shit everwhere @Deebs. It'd be basically impossible :)
How many times have you or the missus got all dressed up, drove to whereever and then realised your shoes have shit up the sides as you stepped in a wet one ? :)
 

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How many times have you or the missus got all dressed up, drove to whereever and then realised your shoes have shit up the sides as you stepped in a wet one ? :)
We never get dressed up. Fuck that shit. If I can't rock up to a restaurant or venue in my shorts then it's not worth going in :)
 

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