SPAM random annoying things

[CorNokZ]

When you buy a bag of M&Ms and theres no green ones.

Then all is well

 

[dysfunction]

They all taste the same anyway

 

[Lamp]

Mcvitties chocolate digestives: they're at least 30% thinner now. And you're getting less chocolate too.

Bastards.

 

[Ormorof]

They cost €4 per packet in Finland, Lidl does same kind but thicker and with more chocolate for €1!

 

[CorNokZ]

Wife cancelled both tv and internet, because we're moving. She thought the contract would last until end of June, but here I am with no Tour de France, no World Cup finals and no WiFi. Can't even cast shit from the iPad to the tv using my mobile contract because the fucking Apple TV has NO FUCKING WIFI!!

 

[Moriath]

Wife cancelled both tv and internet, because we're moving. She thought the contract would last until end of June, but here I am with no Tour de France, no World Cup finals and no WiFi. Can't even cast shit from the iPad to the tv using my mobile contract because the fucking Apple TV has NO FUCKING WIFI!!

You mean July?

Guess you need to find a pub. But cycling is boring

 

[Lamp]

Even cyclists find cycling boring.

 

[Scouse]

Even cyclists find cycling boring.

It doesn't have to be fun to be fun

But yeah. Bit of a cliche - but riding around the roads for me is pretty horrible. But I did have an awesome ride last night in the peak district:

Spoiler

My very sweaty mate, at the Coach and Horses rock formation above Ladybower Reservoir

 

[Wij]

Why the fuck would you do that when you could eat crisps and drink beer whilst laid out on the sofa having a half-snooze?

(and a wank obvs)

Fucking weirdos.

 

[Scouse]

It's my inner masochist @Wij. It's like a punishment beating.

 

[fettoken]

Scouse practices flagellation after wanks.

 

[Scouse]

Scouse practices flagellation after wanks.

During.

 

[Wij]

During.

I do it by whacking my enormous nob all the way over my shoulder so it thumps me in the back.

Beat that cockbadgers!

 

[MYstIC G]

Wife cancelled both tv and internet, because we're moving. She thought the contract would last until end of June, but here I am with no Tour de France, no World Cup finals and no WiFi. Can't even cast shit from the iPad to the tv using my mobile contract because the fucking Apple TV has NO FUCKING WIFI!!

Plug in a cable?

 

[Lamp]

Addictive phone games

Just picked up some form of plasma weapon on Mr Gun

You gotta play this. Great fun.

 

[MYstIC G]

Addictive phone games

Just picked up some form of plasma weapon on Mr Gun

You gotta play this. Great fun.

View attachment 38870

241 levels... Pass

 

[Scouse]

That this isn't even the top news item on the nature page...

 

[DaGaffer]

Putting some vids on my kids' tabs for a flight tomorrow and I couldn't work out why my Son's hard disk was so full. Looked at the apps (there aren't that many) and Tik Tok (formerly music.ly) takes up nearly 4GB. That's not data, that's just the app. What twat coded that?

 

[old.user4556]

When a one-close mate tells you he doesn't want to be your mate anymore because your life choices make him feel weird, awkward and judgemental. That's a bit annoying, and saddening. Cunt.

 

[DaGaffer]

When a one-close mate tells you he doesn't want to be your mate anymore because your life choices make him feel weird, awkward and judgemental. That's a bit annoying, and saddening. Cunt.

God-botherer?

 

[old.user4556]

God-botherer?

Nah, he doesn't like the fact I got engaged to a girl I met through tinder (doesn't believe in it, thinks tinder is a disgrace) even though she's awesome and my friends & family love her. He, and his wife, are the only two people that have an issue.

 

[Syri]

People that nick phones from the boxes in warehouses. Doubly annoying in that it wasn't even an expensive phone (Xiaomi redmi note 5, just under £200). Still, at least they left me the free silicone case...

 

[Moriath]

Nah, he doesn't like the fact I got engaged to a girl I met through tinder (doesn't believe in it, thinks tinder is a disgrace) even though she's awesome and my friends & family love her. He, and his wife, are the only two people that have an issue.

Congrats on the engagement dude. Chuffed for you

 

[Rubber Bullets]

Congratulations G, his problem not yours. No ones business but your own where you met as long as she's the right person for you that's all that matters.

 

[Shagrat]

Nah, he doesn't like the fact I got engaged to a girl I met through tinder (doesn't believe in it, thinks tinder is a disgrace) even though she's awesome and my friends & family love her. He, and his wife, are the only two people that have an issue.

weird attitude to have, its not like tinder is a niche thing these days is it.

and congrats

 

[Scouse]

Nah, he doesn't like the fact I got engaged to a girl I met through tinder (doesn't believe in it, thinks tinder is a disgrace) even though she's awesome and my friends & family love her. He, and his wife, are the only two people that have an issue.

That's just fucking weird.

Getting engaged to someone you met on Tinder


But seriously. Weird. And that must suck.

It's clearly making him (or his missus) question their own life choices if it's making them feel uncomfortable. I just don't see what you could possibly get worked up about.

Does he live in the sticks? Sounds to me like tinder's pretty much the default way to date if you live in a city nowadays...

 

[DaGaffer]

Nah, he doesn't like the fact I got engaged to a girl I met through tinder (doesn't believe in it, thinks tinder is a disgrace) even though she's awesome and my friends & family love her. He, and his wife, are the only two people that have an issue.

Needs to get real and accept the future, and in the main, online dating is proving to be more resilient than other forms of courtship:
Scientists think relationships that start online may have a huge advantage over relationships that start in real life

 

[Wij]

No way. How can there be a better way of meeting someone to spend the rest of your life with than the ten to two scramble after 10 pints and a wrap of whiz?

 

[old.user4556]

Hold these thoughts guys, off to bed, will reply properly tomorrow eve.

 

[Lamp]

Oven repair businesses taking the piss on call out charges. First guy I phoned wanted £150 just to set foot in the house.

You can buy an entire dual oven for £300.

Oh, just remembered: must send a large cheque to that poor Nigerian prince.