SPAM random annoying things

[Raven]

Same but turn half way through.

 

[dysfunction]

Same but turn half way through.

Yes I also do that...

 

[dysfunction]

I'm buying bacon tonight on my way home. Going to have a bacon sarnie. Will get some eggs and sausages. That'll be breakfast tomorrow morning.


No fluffy piglets were harmed in writing this post.

Why are you even out of bacon??
What happens when you need an emergency bacon sandwich?

 

[Gwadien]

So I ventured onto a Leicester Spotted page (there's ones for every city, almost every housing estate, seriously, they're funny as fuck)

There was this one post of someone asking for a Polish baker.

Some guy called Dean who had st georges flags and crusader knights all over his profile page claimed that this was racist.

Why do people do this?

 

[Moriath]

So I ventured onto a Leicester Spotted page (there's ones for every city, almost every housing estate, seriously, they're funny as fuck)

There was this one post of someone asking for a Polish baker.

Some guy called Dean who had st georges flags and crusader knights all over his profile page claimed that this was racist.

Why do people do this?

Cause they are racist

 

[Raven]

Why are you even out of bacon??
What happens when you need an emergency bacon sandwich?

Yup, no reason to not have a constant supply. It's not like its ever there long enough to go off!

 

[Raven]

So I ventured onto a Leicester Spotted page (there's ones for every city, almost every housing estate, seriously, they're funny as fuck)

There was this one post of someone asking for a Polish baker.

Some guy called Dean who had st georges flags and crusader knights all over his profile page claimed that this was racist.

Why do people do this?

Did you expect to not run into spanners on social media?

 

[Raven]

BT.

Prick teases.

Email to say they are giving me a free boost because I have been with them for a few years. Think, nice a speed boost.

Nope.

An increase in my cloud storage...that I don't use anyway.

 

[Lamp]

I'm willing to test this theory tonight. With pictures..!.

Update please. Like waiting for the Eurovision result.

Just been to Tesco:

Lol @ use by date 14 Nov
They'll be in my tail in 14 minutes

 

[Lamp]

Forgot Sausages

 

[Scouse]

Update please. Like waiting for the Eurovision result.

Patience dear boy. Good science takes time to bake!

 

[Moriath]

Update please. Like waiting for the Eurovision result.

Just been to Tesco:

Lol @ use by date 14 Nov
They'll be in my tail in 14 minutes

But back is superior to streaky.

 

[Lamp]

@Scouse are you cooking an entire pig?

 

[Scouse]

@Scouse are you cooking an entire pig?

Computations, dear boy. Computations.

Report is available here. If you require written copies then please donate bitcoins

 

[Lamp]

 

[Gwadien]

Every now and again Spotify email me informing of bands playing locally.

Pearl Jam were apparently playing in Leicester, I was like ummm wut..

Turns out it's Pearl Jam UK - a tribute band, bastards.

 

[Raven]

Particularly viscous poohs.

 

[Ormorof]

When headlines say "broke the internet!" Instead of "it went viral and a small web site crashed"

 

[Raven]

People who copy in external people on emails, when a couple mails down on the chain you have called out their idiocy (internally)

 

[Ormorof]

I also hate reply to all mails thst simply state "i dont think i should have received this!"

 

[Tom]

Phoning the vat office to find out when I can leave the flat rate scheme, only to be told that there's a 47 day backlog.

No wonder so much tax goes unpaid when our tax offices are so badly underfunded.

 

[Hawkwind]

People who copy in external people on emails, when a couple mails down on the chain you have called out their idiocy (internally)

Got a guy fired in our company a couple of years back. The customer took exception and insisted despite an apology. Airline in question begins with a V and based in UK.

 

[Moriath]

Had someone speak up in the middle of my presentation to tell me he disliked my presentation and i should alter it. Argggg. Talk about rude. Do it after, not infront of everyone. Grrrr

 

[Raven]

It's not that bad its an external company for our service management software and they are shit, there are ways of telling them they are shit that are a bit better than saying outright, they are shit

 

[Jupitus]

I also hate reply to all mails thst simply state "i dont think i should have received this!"

Something along these lines (I work there):

Reuters Employees Bombarded With Reply-All Email Catastrophe

 

[Moriath]

Something along these lines (I work there):

Reuters Employees Bombarded With Reply-All Email Catastrophe

Yup we get them from time to time too. Most entertaining people telling people to remove them from list and ppl telling those ppl to stfu. Lol

 

[Rubber Bullets]

Last year someone managed to email everyone with an NHS.net email address about some random meeting in Preston. This wouldn't have been a problem in itself but people replying all to ask to be 'removed from the group' brought the entire NHS mail system for 2 days.

 

[Shagrat]

Last year someone managed to email everyone with an NHS.net email address about some random meeting in Preston. This wouldn't have been a problem in itself but people replying all to ask to be 'removed from the group' brought the entire NHS mail system for 2 days.

haha I remember that!

 

[Scouse]

Works night out.

Made an effort to be in an office in Sheffield which I never go to because it takes 3x the time and double the cash to get to.

Jumper on train tracks = pay for overnight stay / with boss splitting room > early train back tomorrow to work from home.



Oh. Sorry. Random annoying things...

 

[Moriath]

7am presentations to asia pacific region.

Zzzzz. Will be tired later

That and at 7:45 determining that i have panic buttons installed on the alarm system with my new house.

Finding out by pushing one of them and sett8ng the alarm off. Lol. Panicing me and waking me right up to sort put how to reset it. Lol