SPAM random annoying things

[CorNokZ]

"Ah Gwad, about the merger..."

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"Be quick about it, my aerobics class is starting in 15 minutes.."

 

[Edmond]

"Be quick about it, my aerobics class is starting in 15 minutes.."

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"Damn it man, this shit is important, I'm gonna take this all the way to the top!"

 

[TdC]

G-Dizzle here! Dammit Fredrick, I TOLD you I'd be right there for hookers and blow!

 

[Edmond]

G-Dizzle here! Dammit Fredrick, I TOLD you I'd be right there for hookers and blow!

"Ha Ha, Fuck you Simpkins!!"

 

[CorNokZ]

"Goddamnit! Why didn't Daryl tell me this merger was a bad idea!?"

 

[Gwadien]

"Goddamnit! Why didn't Daryl tell me this merger was a bad idea!?"

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Ruined it with the water mark.

 

[Tom]

My irl name isn't Gwad, jokes on you.

Alright Dave?

 

[Gwadien]

'Spiffin' morning Tom, fancy a quick run around on pappas pennyfarthing today?'

 

[CorNokZ]

Ruined it with the water mark.

No u

 

[Gwadien]

No u

Black people can work in offices too!

Wasn't there something recently about a hilarious page full of water marked photos?

 

[CorNokZ]

Black people can work in offices too!

Wasn't there something recently about a hilarious page full of water marked photos?

Not in the 90s they couldn't you silly sod

 

[Gwadien]

Fucking Bus drivers.

Got on the bus on the way back from school and one of the kids got on and said she forgot her bus pass, she was pretty upset by this stage, and asked if she could pay them tomorrow. (she was genuine since she was talking to my colleagues at the bus stop about it) Her friend refused to get on first with her because she wanted everyone else on first so she could spend longer explaining the situation to the driver, so they both got on, and tried to explain the situation, and the driver responded with 'Not a chance in hell' and the girl burst into tears and got on her phone.

I wasn't aware of the situation prior and I heard him basically shout at this girl, so was like 'what's going on?' since she got off crying her eyes out, thankfully due to them talking to her prior, one of the people I was with jumped up and paid for her, but the guy was an -absolute- cunt about it.

The best part is that there were at least 10 people on the bus shouting at him after this guy paid, apparently now aware of what happened, and they were trying to shower the guy who paid in money, then when we got off, one guy said 'You need to rethink your policy mate, if you had a daughter stranded like that, you would hope someone would look after her.' to which he responded with 'its company policy, and I wouldn't let my daughter get in that position'

People are cunts, but today showed that some people also are not.

 

[Ormorof]

if you dont have the bus fare why would he let her on?

 

[Moriath]

Its not a free service

 

[Gwadien]

if you dont have the bus fare why would he let her on?

Because she left her bus pass somewhere and she was 13 years old and would have had to walk 4-5 miles home on her own.

Have some fucking compassion.

£1.60.

 

[TdC]

the world is so warped atm that were I to pay an unknown 13yo girl's bus fare I'd prolly get arrested.

 

[caLLous]

Maybe if you weren't naked at the time it would work out better.

 

[TdC]

I'll have you know at the tjme I was wearing a home made male contraceptive element made out of a goat fetus

 

[Scouse]

she was 13 years old and would have had to walk 4-5 miles home on her own

Fattie better get jogging tbfh

 

[MYstIC G]

I'll have you know at the tjme I was wearing a home made male contraceptive element made out of a goat fetus

on your head?

 

[TdC]

it was a prototype!

 

[DaGaffer]

Fucking Bus drivers.

Got on the bus on the way back from school and one of the kids got on and said she forgot her bus pass, she was pretty upset by this stage, and asked if she could pay them tomorrow. (she was genuine since she was talking to my colleagues at the bus stop about it) Her friend refused to get on first with her because she wanted everyone else on first so she could spend longer explaining the situation to the driver, so they both got on, and tried to explain the situation, and the driver responded with 'Not a chance in hell' and the girl burst into tears and got on her phone.

I wasn't aware of the situation prior and I heard him basically shout at this girl, so was like 'what's going on?' since she got off crying her eyes out, thankfully due to them talking to her prior, one of the people I was with jumped up and paid for her, but the guy was an -absolute- cunt about it.

The best part is that there were at least 10 people on the bus shouting at him after this guy paid, apparently now aware of what happened, and they were trying to shower the guy who paid in money, then when we got off, one guy said 'You need to rethink your policy mate, if you had a daughter stranded like that, you would hope someone would look after her.' to which he responded with 'its company policy, and I wouldn't let my daughter get in that position'

People are cunts, but today showed that some people also are not.

Ireland>England tbh. Jobsworth cunts are the exception rather than the rule over here. I've often said it's my favourite thing about living here; common decency (and fuck your boss if he doesn't like it) is actually still a thing.

 

[Shagrat]

Hey, someone told me there was a meeting here, did I get the wrong day?

 

[Gwadien]

Fattie better get jogging tbfh

Inner city school with above average poverty issues.

Not a fattie.

 

[CorNokZ]

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Hey, someone told me there was a meeting here, did I get the wrong day?

Meeting was yesterday Jefferson! And I need those documents on my desk 15 minutes ago!

 

[Moriath]

Inner city school with above average poverty issues.

Not a fattie.

How did she get to school if she forgot her bus pass? If it was at school she could have gone back from it otherwise she would have the same problem in the morning.

Also as you werent aware of the situation until after she had been refused how do you know he said not a chance in hell?

 

[Gwadien]

How did she get to school if she forgot her bus pass? If it was at school she could have gone back from it otherwise she would have the same problem in the morning.

Also as you werent aware of the situation until after she had been refused how do you know he said not a chance in hell?

I'd imagine she got a lift in the morning then her parents went to work.

Because I was on the bus talking to my colleagues when I overheard it and then they jumped up straight away, then I worked out what was going on.

I genuinely can't believe how much of a self-centred dickhead you are.

I mean, it's a fucking child who is given a bus pass and parents can't afford to give her extra money, a CHILD.

 

[CorNokZ]

I'd imagine she got a lift in the morning then her parents went to work.

Because I was on the bus talking to my colleagues when I overheard it and then they jumped up straight away, then I worked out what was going on.

I genuinely can't believe how much of a self-centred dickhead you are.

Eyy calm down. Moriath sometimes have difficulties in these kinds of situations, he's said so himself

 

[Moriath]

Eyy calm down. Moriath sometimes have difficulties in these kinds of situations, he's said so himself

And i only asked clarification.

 

[Raven]

Probably swapped her bus pass for some fags.