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[Bigmac]

Reported it to the police and they have been in touch. Cancelled my bank card and no money has been taken. Sent the police all the tracking info. My phone has taken a picture of a girl who had it and now a guy. They are probably trying to break into it. Sent those to the police too. They have given me a crime ref number and I'm currently on hold with my phones insurance. Going to get my phone blocked later from Three, been advised to wait until a certain time so they have the chance to get more info. I just hope those who have my phone don't manage to get any data from my phone. I'll begin the process of changing all my passwords on all the accounts that I can remember that I have.

I know I shouldn't worry and I wish I can switch off but it's easier said than done. Lesson learned though, don't drink too much and don't lose your friends, especially in a different town.

I recommend anyone who has a phone to get the Cerberus app. Taking a picture of the suspects when they enter the password in wrong on the lock screen without letting them know is an amazing feature. Costs £3 or so but money well spent.

 

[Scouse]

Being mugged by a psychotic girl who you thought was nice and thought that I pulled in a nightclub. Took me back to hers and proceeded to sucker punch me into oblivion and my eye is a right mess with a badly bruised finger trying to defend myself. Took my phone, money, bank card and demanded that I gave her the pin number to my card or she was going to report me to the police for rape. Luckily I managed to escape and found a nice bloke to ring the police who took me to A&E. I didn't enjoy the 3 hour wait in A+E to get seen to either and unfortunately for me I was too intoxicated to remember her address. Times like these makes me not want to go out any more. It also doesn't help that it was a girl who did this instead of a bloke.

That sucks ass man.

I really do hope you've reported this to the police.

Edit: Hadn't read the rest of the thread, well done. Feel for ya man.

Went out in Wakefield for the first time ever the other week. Never again :\

 

[Tom]

I'll begin the process of changing all my passwords on all the accounts that I can remember that I have.

Dude, get Lastpass, set its master password to something you've never used before, and off you go. Use Lastpass to generate random and indecipherable passwords that not even you can remember, and change everything.

Also, use Google timeline to see where you went. It'll show you the route from where you picked her up to where you got beaten up - very clearly. Do it now, it's here:

https://www.google.com/maps/timeline

 

[Bigmac]

Dude, get Lastpass, set its master password to something you've never used before, and off you go. Use Lastpass to generate random and indecipherable passwords that not even you can remember, and change everything.

Also, use Google timeline to see where you went. It'll show you the route from where you picked her up to where you got beaten up - very clearly. Do it now, it's here:

https://www.google.com/maps/timeline

It says I have no location history so I guess that's out. Thanks for the idea though. I'll check out Lastpass when I receive my replacement phone but until then I'm going to change all my passwords.

 

[DaGaffer]

That sucks ass man.

I really do hope you've reported this to the police.

Edit: Hadn't read the rest of the thread, well done. Feel for ya man.

Went out in Wakefield for the first time ever the other week. Never again :\

I used to love going out in Wakefield back in the day; used to be a really good club there, who's name completely escapes me.

 

[sayward]

Anyone passed thro Victoria Station today? Why on earth didn't they just let him jump instead of holding everyone else to ransom? It wouldn't happen anywhere else. Not happy.

 

[Tom]

It says I have no location history so I guess that's out. Thanks for the idea though. I'll check out Lastpass when I receive my replacement phone but until then I'm going to change all my passwords.

You don't need a phone to use Lastpass, you can set it up now on Chrome and simply login when you get your phone.

 

[Moriath]

I guess so e guy decided to um and ah about jumping in front of a train?

Same as happenes when they close motorways for hours on end.

 

[sayward]

I guess so e guy decided to um and ah about jumping in front of a train?

Same as happenes when they close motorways for hours on end.

Not even that. He was at the top of the escalator. Doubt it would've killed him!

 

[Moriath]

They stopped trains cause of it or just no one could get out past him? Should a given him a shove lol

 

[TdC]

Going for a deuce while on a course. Just as you enter the bogs, you hear a flush and a heavy set mouthbreather comes lumbering out. You discover that the fellow was most likely quite ill, judging from the ridiculous stench and the fact he seemed to have ripped out all his pubes and left them on the seat.

 

[Billargh]

Fucking hell that is some image.

 

[Moriath]

Going for a deuce while on a course. Just as you enter the bogs, you hear a flush and a heavy set mouthbreather comes lumbering out. You discover that the fellow was most likely quite ill, judging from the ridiculous stench and the fact he seemed to have ripped out all his pubes and left them on the seat.

Hope there was a second cubical for you

 

[Edmond]

Going for a deuce while on a course. Just as you enter the bogs, you hear a flush and a heavy set mouthbreather comes lumbering out. You discover that the fellow was most likely quite ill, judging from the ridiculous stench and the fact he seemed to have ripped out all his pubes and left them on the seat.

POIDH......

 

[caLLous]

POIDH......

I, for one, believe him and do not need pics.

 

[Moriath]

POIDH......

I am willing to forgo pics on this instance.

 

[TdC]

While I rated you guys as gay and/or optimistic in your defence there aren't any pics because I basically was too grossed out to take any

 

[Edmond]

You're no fun, where's your sense of adventure?

 

[old.user4556]

Opportunity for a voyeur-scat video.

 

[TdC]

You're no fun, where's your sense of adventure?

yes I know. I sold it for a bottle of cheap gin.

 

[Jupitus]

yes I know. I sold it for a bottle of cheap gin.

I paid too much tbh - it's no good at all!

 

[CorNokZ]

The feeling you get right before a cold. Sore throat, runny nose and fatigueness. And to top it all of; it is the warmest September day in Denmark in the past 67 years....

 

[Raven]

Have shit loads of honey, see it off.

 

[CorNokZ]

Have shit loads of honey, see it off.

Stocking up on vitamin C. Will have a brew with honey once I get home

 

[Gwadien]

Ordered a new phone from Motorola.

it was dispatched yesterday apparently, but on the tracking it hasn't been given to the courier yet.

Contacted customer service they said 'It hasn't been dispatched yet' I said 'well yeah, but you said it had yesterday' 'but it hasn't' 'okay, cool, thanks for your help.'

 

[CorNokZ]

"Hello? Yes, this is Gwad"

 

[Edmond]

"Hello? Yes, this is Gwad"

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"Ah Gwad, about the merger..."

 

[caLLous]

I wonder if somehow they know it's @Gwadien when he orders stuff and they just decide to fuck with him.

 

[Gwadien]

My irl name isn't Gwad, jokes on you.

 

[CorNokZ]

My irl name isn't Gwad, jokes on you.

Aww shit, maybe you should use your real name and not your internet alias when you order stuff?