SPAM random annoying things

[Moriath]

All the best people work 8-4. (With an hour's drive either side)

Who wants two hours commute a day. I have thirty seconds to my office room.

 

[Scouse]

Who wants two hours commute a day. I have thirty seconds to my office room.

3 days a week, I listen to audiobooks during my commute so I enjoy it and I get to socialise with people.

 

[caLLous]

...and I get to socialise with people.

...which isn't everybody's idea of a good time.

 

[Moriath]

Even if i drove to the office its like twenty mins each way.

I have done four hours a day commute. Was such a relief and nice to have so much time to do what i want rather than extended work day that i wouldnt do it again

 

[Bodhi]

All the best people work 8-4. (With an hour's drive either side)

Nah, the best ones don't rock up until 9:30 (ish), having an extra 2 hours in bed and a nice empty commute both sides.

I'd have an hour's drive home and probably 90 minutes on the way in if I did 8 - 4, with my way of doing things it's 35 minutes each way.

 

[Moriath]

...which isn't everybody's idea of a good time.

Forced socialisation with people you didnt choose but were chosen for you when they got accepted for their job. Lol

 

[DaGaffer]

Are you partaking in the "much documenting"?

Of course.

 

[caLLous]

Of course.

Was it like this in your household?

 

[TdC]

why are there dirty clothes hampers by the front door? #notaparent

 

[DaGaffer]

Was it like this in your household?

No. Alright, yes. My missus blubbed when we dropped him off at his class.

 

[Jupitus]

Fucking car alarms that don't stop.... one outside has been going for about 20 mins now

 

[Scouse]

alarms

Should be banned altogether. They serve no useful purpose.

 

[old.user4556]

Should be banned altogether. They serve no useful purpose.

Not so sure Scouse - maybe if we attached them to cunts they could be avoided more quickly?

 

[CorNokZ]

Sigh. It seems like everybody I know on Facebook has a child who is just starting school. Much documenting must take place, apparently.

This. I have two kids, but I never post them on facebook. Both for their sake, but also in the interest of keeping my friendships intact. Why would my best mates with no children and no current desire to have any, want to see daily pictures of my two snot puppies? I'll spam them on Snapchat to the people I know care, but everyone else are of the hook.

 

[Moriath]

You are one of few.

 

[sayward]

Sigh. It seems like everybody I know on Facebook has a child who is just starting school. Much documenting must take place, apparently.

Best one I have seen is child outside front door having a meltdown on the pavement.

 

[sayward]

I hardly ever get spam, maybe 2 e mails a day. Today I have had 70!! Any bright ideas?

 

[Billargh]

This. I have two kids, but I never post them on facebook. Both for their sake, but also in the interest of keeping my friendships intact. Why would my best mates with no children and no current desire to have any, want to see daily pictures of my two snot puppies? I'll spam them on Snapchat to the people I know care, but everyone else are of the hook.

Modern day hero.

 

[Raven]

Phone calls from the wife about the top she just bought while you are trying to sort compatibility issues.

#Master race problems

 

[Edmond]

Phone calls from the wife about the top she just bought while you are trying to sort compatibility issues.

#Master race problems

So is she. She's trying to work out if her new top is compatible with her shoes

 

[Edmond]

I hardly ever get spam, maybe 2 e mails a day. Today I have had 70!! Any bright ideas?

Stay off the porn sites

 

[DaGaffer]

This. I have two kids, but I never post them on facebook. Both for their sake, but also in the interest of keeping my friendships intact. Why would my best mates with no children and no current desire to have any, want to see daily pictures of my two snot puppies? I'll spam them on Snapchat to the people I know care, but everyone else are of the hook.

Their sake? What?

 

[TdC]

I hardly ever get spam, maybe 2 e mails a day. Today I have had 70!! Any bright ideas?

stop buying dodgy online pharma

 

[CorNokZ]

Their sake? What?

I could post pictures of my son with ice cream all over his face or other episodes that could embarrass him when he gets older. I got the pictures, but no need to share them on the Internet

 

[Tom]

I get that Cornokz, so many people on my timeline post embarrassing pictures of their kids without thinking of future repercussions.

 

[DaGaffer]

I could post pictures of my son with ice cream all over his face or other episodes that could embarrass him when he gets older. I got the pictures, but no need to share them on the Internet

You're thinking about it with the wrong mindset. Your kids will be digital natives who will be confused about why you didn't put their pics up on FB. Adults 10-15 years from now will assume their lives are documented on social media from birth. We're not like that; most of us separate our digital and physical existences, but we're dinosaurs.

As for your friends without kids; OK, fair enough, up to a point, but at the same time your kids are a pretty fundamental part of your life. Like all things, balance.

 

[Moriath]

I get that Cornokz, so many people on my timeline post embarrassing pictures of their kids without thinking of future repercussions.

The whole point is that they will be embarresed in the future. Thats what parents are for

 

[soze]

All the back to school bollocks where parents moan that Little Johny was sent home because of bla bla bla.

You can see your daughters underwear, that is not because she is too tall it is because you have not bought a long enough skirt, uniform code says skirt to the knees you don't send her in with one barely past her arse saying she is too tall, idiot.

Your kid might have hip problems but Nike Air Max are not the only footwear on the market to offer support. Uniform code says no trainers so how about you go buy some shoes with Air pockets, you are trying to help your kid beat the uniform code, idiot.

Your kids has some stupid cunty looking wide mohican that some footballer has. Uniform code says no mohicans but that does not count for you does it you utter fuck pig.

 

[Raven]

You only need to watch the chaos of parents pick their kids up from school to know parenting reduces intellect.

 

[Ormorof]

Parenting reduces sleep, lack of sleep reduces cognitive capacity