SPAM random annoying things

[Gwadien]

Omg this terrible thing happened to me by a group of *ethnic minorities* they were all yelling at each other in *made up language* it was awful.

In other news I'm in Ambleside and it appears they have a class system here of lazy British owners/managers and almost exclusively Polish shelf stackers, waiters etc.

 

[Edmond]

I miss @old.Tohtori at least his trolling was entertaining

 

[sayward]

Due to personal circumstances I am not functioning as I should. Other morning a white van was parked opposite my drive. I reversed out and he rushed after me. Said: you just reversed into me. Look at my bumper. (Black plastic all scraped) Me: What? I can't have I have those bloody awful beepers. Him: Oh yes I felt the whole van judder. I'm standing there open mouthed while he takes photos. Then we parted. Now, I drive a bloody great black Touareg. Thought about it afterwards, there is absolutely no mark on mine not even in the dirt. It actually marks at the slightest thing. Cannot believe I wouldn't've felt the bump or heard the beepers. Mine has a vertical side I don't think I could've hit him where he says. Stupidly I didn't photo his reg!!

 

[Tom]

Flies that come in your house during the summer. You stupid little currant-shaped bastards, fuck right off.

 

[Moriath]

Due to personal circumstances I am not functioning as I should. Other morning a white van was parked opposite my drive. I reversed out and he rushed after me. Said: you just reversed into me. Look at my bumper. (Black plastic all scraped) Me: What? I can't have I have those bloody awful beepers. Him: Oh yes I felt the whole van judder. I'm standing there open mouthed while he takes photos. Then we parted. Now, I drive a bloody great black Touareg. Thought about it afterwards, there is absolutely no mark on mine not even in the dirt. It actually marks at the slightest thing. Cannot believe I wouldn't've felt the bump or heard the beepers. Mine has a vertical side I don't think I could've hit him where he says. Stupidly I didn't photo his reg!!

 

[Scouse]

Stupidly I didn't photo his reg!!

If the insurance company comes to you deny it. Say you didn't reverse into him and there's no damage on your car whatsoever.

 

[old.user4556]

Louis Smith - greetin faced wee bawbag.

 

[Scouse]

Louis Smith - greetin faced wee bawbag.

Come on. Don't turn into @Job. Link things

 

[old.user4556]

Rio Olympics 2016: Max Whitlock’s team-mate Louis Smith rubbishes claims he didn’t congratulate him on gold medal and denies calling his win ‘bulls***’

Total sour grapes. His head is so up his own arse he'd struggle to put on a gold medal, IF HE WON IT THAT IS.

 

[Raven]

This sort of bollocks.

Why do some people think this meme is racist? - BBC News

 

[Moriath]

Over sensitive people who cant get over the fact its not the 1800s any more and we can make a joke with so eone and ignore their race.

 

[sayward]

We have a friend who only goes out with dark/foreign women. My children say I'm racist for saying that. But how else would you say it? And all the cleaners st the gym are Eastern European but I'm obviously not allowed to say that!

 

[Anastasia]

This sort of bollocks.

Why do some people think this meme is racist? - BBC News

Same with the Gap ad in that article. I only saw four kids until some politically correct non-racist pointed out that a) one of the kids is black, and b) the tall white kid has her elbow on the black kid's head. Apparently that makes me a passive racist. Fuck's sake.

 

[DaGaffer]

Same with the Gap ad in that article. I only saw four kids until some politically correct non-racist pointed out that a) one of the kids is black, and b) the tall white kid has her elbow on the black kid's head. Apparently that makes me a passive racist. Fuck's sake.

When clearly its heightist.

 

[DaGaffer]

We have a friend who only goes out with dark/foreign women. My children say I'm racist for saying that. But how else would you say it? And all the cleaners st the gym are Eastern European but I'm obviously not allowed to say that!

Your children need a clip around the ear.

 

[Bodhi]

This sort of bollocks.

Why do some people think this meme is racist? - BBC News

That was utter bullshit - and one thing the BBC seem to have neglected to report in their latest batch of virtue signalling - the original tweet was retweeted by some Jamaican bloke called Usain.

That's right, Bolt himself found it funny, so why the sandy vaginas?

 

[old.user4556]

As a racist, I find this offensive. What?

 

[Raven]

That was utter bullshit - and one thing the BBC seem to have neglected to report in their latest batch of virtue signalling - the original tweet was retweeted by some Jamaican bloke called Usain.

That's right, Bolt himself found it funny, so why the sandy vaginas?

The professionally offended never run out of things to get upset about.

There was that commentator who suggested Jason Kenny asked his girlfriend what was for dinner. Lots of angry people took to twatter to whinge about that. My wife asks me that every day, the sexist cow.

The trouble is, it has a serious side to it, they are not just pointless douchebags, they are actually damaging the cause they are pretending to be OUTRAGED!!! by.

 

[Raven]

Moths. Fuck the fuck off.

 

[Moriath]

You only have a moth. Im in a converted barn on holiday in wales. Just sat there watching tv. Damn bat started flying round the room. Have confined it to theconservatory. God knows how it got in. Not got any windows open

 

[Raven]

My mums cat came home with a bat once, no idea how he got it, it probably died on the wing or something.

 

[TdC]

You only have a moth. Im in a converted barn on holiday in wales. Just sat there watching tv. Damn bat started flying round the room. Have confined it to theconservatory. God knows how it got in. Not got any windows open

batist tbh. fucking bats. them batists.

 

[Jupitus]

You only have a moth. Im in a converted barn on holiday in wales. Just sat there watching tv. Damn bat started flying round the room. Have confined it to theconservatory. God knows how it got in. Not got any windows open

I don't mind bats... they don't bump into you, and they eat moths and other bugs. Moths - I fucking HATE them!!!

 

[Moriath]

I don't mind bats... they don't bump into you, and they eat moths and other bugs. Moths - I fucking HATE them!!!

But bats are not supposed to be indoors. Lol

 

[TdC]

bats live in caves. and old haunted buildings. stop living in a haunted cave, you troglodyte

 

[Job]

Jumped on my MB and managed to crush my left bolok, frickin agony to peddle, don't think I'll be able to ride a bike ever again unless I replace the seat with an armchair.

 

[Job]

I'm like probably roughly 25% sure the people that job is referring to don't exist and the incident never happened. But you never know, the world is a crazy place and most people are idiots...

I need to start taking photos.
smile this is for freddy.

 

[Job]

This sort of bollocks.

Why do some people think this meme is racist? - BBC News

I actually found it a bit close to the knuckle because of Chris Rocks stand up where he says black people struggle to hail a taxi, but their grandparents were the taxi...he then does a visual joke of a rich white guy jumping on a black mans back, slapping his arse and shouting fourth st ni88er.

 

[Job]

The Detroit hood at night.
NSFW
Sometimes the stereotype fits.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMWHJDr8fxE

 

[dysfunction]

But these moths are awesome!