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mooSe_

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Just found out my favourite band is playing in town on Monday but I don't have enough money for a ticket and I don't get paid until the end of next week.
 

Job

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Twerking hookers, led bikes and casual hit and run.
 

DaGaffer

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This popped up online:

Fight the New Drug

Just read it, get back to me with suitable outrageous opinions.

I actually think there's a debate to be had about porn both in terms of its effects on behaviour and the social effects of porn (both consumers and producers); but a 2 second Google of the backgrounds of the people running this tells you it's just another bunch of religious tosspots (Mormons in this particular case), so, meh.
 

Tom

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Founded by Mormons, who advocate magical underpants. They also believed in polygamy.

In other words, idiots.
 

Moriath

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Whats wrong with polygamy ? Apart from being illegal to be married to more than one person. I dont see anything inherently wrong with having more than one partner at a time as long as everyone involved knows thats what itis.
 

Gwadien

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Whats wrong with polygamy ? Apart from being illegal to be married to more than one person. I dont see anything inherently wrong with having more than one partner at a time as long as everyone involved knows thats what itis.

Because it's always men who are married to more than 1 person.
 

Moriath

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Because it's always men who are married to more than 1 person.
The definition is more than one wife or husband. Yes mormon polygamy is many wives. But the definition is not gender specific.

But if you think about it thats the best way round for procreation. Cause a guy can sow many seeds but a woman is knocked up for nine months.

Same reason why prides of lions are one mating male with many females.
 

Gwadien

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The definition is more than one wife or husband. Yes mormon polygamy is many wives. But the definition is not gender specific.

But if you think about it thats the best way round for procreation. Cause a guy can sow many seeds but a woman is knocked up for nine months.

Same reason why prides of lions are one mating male with many females.

We're not Lions though.

I can't really answer you without going into details about nuclear families and stuff and why we're not animals and we don't get eaten and stuff.

We're emotional creatures, what if your wife came back and said 'Oh, I want to fuck another man!'

I'm sure you wouldn't be happy.
 

Moriath

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We are all different. If some people can live like that who are we to say no ?
 

Ormorof

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Polygamy as a concept yeah sure, in reality it ends up being 1 male often in an abusive relationship with two or more females
 

Gwadien

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Re-arranging hospital appointments.

They need to be a week apart, first appointment was bad, second was fine.

Ring up 'Need to rearrange first appointment, preferably a week after the second one instead'

'Okay that's fine, done that, also changed the time on the second one'

'why?'

'Don't know'
 

Gwadien

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"Was bad"? Hope you refer to the time frame and not any medical condition.
Yeah, time frame, I booked an original appointment at like 3:45 - IE 45 minutes after I finish on my teaching course, then they change it to like 9AM on both appointments, I rang up and they were like 'problem is that this consultant only works certain days and his time is limited'

It's not really my problem is it, whilst I appreciate that there's lots of people like me doing this, I can't do much about it.
 

sayward

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I ordered some Finding Dorey 'squirters' on Amazon. Supposedly just arrived. A German DVD and a Sony SmartBand!
 

Scouse

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get back to me with suitable outrageous opinions.
Porn Kills Love
In real life, real love requires a real person. Research has found that after men are exposed to pornography, they rate themselves as less in love…
I guess if the missus did anal a bit more enthusiastically then there'd be no problem there.

What we need is sex training camps all round :)
 

TdC

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OT: a coworker sending a nasty email heavily implying that he hadn't been able to contact my dept when we're available 24x7, especially myself as I both run the thing and happen to be on call atm. The fucker just didn't bother to call us. own your shit, fuckwit :eek:
 

Gwadien

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Guy I used to play Arma with found dead in Moscow, late 20s, got married a couple of months ago. Shit.
 

Raven

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Mothers' pay lags far behind men - BBC News

This sort of shit. What the fuck do people expect?! Women doesn't work for 5 years (or whatever) and expects to slot back in...yeah OK. Its nearly media studies graduate levels of delusional expectation.

It would be the same for men. For the most part women choose to bring up their child over the husband.
 

Job

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I can see the future..android powered robots earn less than equivalent IOs robots.
 

DaGaffer

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Mothers' pay lags far behind men - BBC News

This sort of shit. What the fuck do people expect?! Women doesn't work for 5 years (or whatever) and expects to slot back in...yeah OK. Its nearly media studies graduate levels of delusional expectation.

It would be the same for men. For the most part women choose to bring up their child over the husband.

Actually I think you'd find very few actual working women who would be dismayed by this. Political activists may get all hot under the collar about it but real women don't. The bugbear was always getting paid less for the same job, and I completely agree that shouldn't happen, but very few women give up work (as in, give up, rather than take minimum maternity) and then expect to come back to their previous level, or as seems to be implied in this article, higher.

The biggest issue is for most women is the lack of meaningful part time work; it looked like part time and job sharing was getting traction until the financial crisis and since then its all gone away, which means, once again, the "professional middle" loses out. Low earning women don't see a change, and the super high earners can afford the childcare to minimise time away from work (and promotion opportunities), but the ones in the middle are stuck between a rock and hard place where they're effectively going to work to pay their childcare costs. Part time/job share made sense for these women, and I'd argue was a social good, even if it cost companies a bit more, but instead we take people out of the workforce (that as a state we've probably spent a small fortune educating) to save a few quid.
 

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