SPAM random annoying things

[fettoken]

Just had a job-offer, but the salary - 1500 euro a month. Get the fuck out of here! What would they think'd happen..

 

[Scouse]

You haven't seen Scouse's rearing "technique".

My rearing technique does indeed bring about some butthurt but I'm told that's just the inevitable consequence of size.

 

[Bodhi]

My rearing technique does indeed bring about some butthurt but I'm told that's just the inevitable consequence of size.

Yes, I've heard that referred to as the "slap and tickle"

 

[Scouse]

That we're such a shitty dumb species with shitty media organisations (who should know better) that this isn't front page news on every single paper, news channel, media outlet everywhere.

for freshwater species alone, the decline stands at 81% since 1970

 

[Bodhi]

Probably, because on first reading, it looks like the WWF using some dodgy numbers to increase people's donations to them.

Don't get me wrong I'm not saying there's not a problem, but I always get very suspicious when "charities" produce research that suggests a big problem in the area they work in. Especially with the issues in the methodology pointed out in the article.

 

[Scouse]

Even the people who've criticised the methodology are only really having a pop at the headline figure - which even if it was out by half would still be utterly disgraceful and a terrible enditement of our entire way of life.

 

[Raven]

But its OK. We should continue to decimate our natural environment so we can build yet more nu-build shitholes. Plenty of room!

 

[Moriath]

Its annoying that pets have to die

 

[TdC]

deciding to give Armoured Warfare a whirl. ~30GB download.

 

[Moriath]

deciding to give Armoured Warfare a whirl. ~30GB download.

That would take me about 30 mins to download so its not too bad.

 

[CorNokZ]

Just had a job-offer, but the salary - 1500 euro a month. Get the fuck out of here! What would they think'd happen..

Ouch.. I just got my first real job, after finishing my education, and it landed me 4.000euros a month. Will probably be able to get 4.400 in a year's time.

I'm very happy

 

[sayward]

When did Hallowe'en move from October 31st?

 

[Raven]

The same time firework night moved to every night for a month.

Those that set of fireworks should have to have a rocket shoved up their arse first.

 

[Gwadien]

People who complain about Hindus celebrating Diwali with fireworks.

 

[TdC]

That would take me about 30 mins to download so its not too bad.

yes, but I'm not on your internets am I

30GB = 30720MB* / 3.5MB/s = 2.43 hours aka way to effing long.


*or thereabouts

 

[Moriath]

When did Hallowe'en move from October 31st?

I agree my nephews are on halloween parties today. Silly american celebrations

 

[Moriath]

yes, but I'm not on your internets am I

30GB = 30720MB* / 3.5MB/s = 2.43 hours aka way to effing long.


*or thereabouts

200mb/s .

 

[fettoken]

200mb/s .

Proud Brit is proud..

 

[gohan]

Even the people who've criticised the methodology are only really having a pop at the headline figure - which even if it was out by half would still be utterly disgraceful and a terrible enditement of our entire way of life.

We are a locust on the Earth, and what's worse is that we know it. we just don't care enough. soon (beyond our lifetimes) everyone will have to be vegan because it will be the only sustainable farming style. fossil fuels will be gone and overpopulation will be a joke. that said, what am I doing about it? well, I'm off down the pub for a beer and a pizza!

 

[TdC]

I could murder a pizza right now man. MURDER IT.

 

[mooSe_]

Just accidentally superliked some girl on tinder. Didn't even see what she looked like.

 

[Edmond]

Just spent another hour and a half in the dentist chair, numbed up to the eyeballs. I went in with a headache and now its 10x worse, waiting for the co-codamal to kick in.

Keep biting my fucking tongue too

 

[Moriath]

Just spent another hour and a half in the dentist chair, numbed up to the eyeballs. I went in with a headache and now its 10x worse, waiting for the co-codamal to kick in.

Keep biting my fucking tongue too

 

[gohan]

Does anyone else do this when it comes to favours? (using lifts as exampleb but can be anything, grabbing a drink etc)

(All from southampton to gauge distance)
Person 1: gotta go up to Manchester on Monday that's gonna suck balls
Me: how you getting there?
Them: train.
Me: wanna lift? I've been meaning to visit *random person* in Liverpool anyway.
Them: no don't be ridiculous, it's miles
Me: nah its cool


Person 2: any chance you can give me a lift to Heathrow on the 15th?
Me: yeah probably
Them: obviously I'll pay petrol etc.
Me: yeah that's cool

Person 3: going to meet #whoever# at the train station in a bit
Me: ok
Them: thought you might give me a lift
Me: you thought wrong.

Person 4: give me a lift to the shops
Me: ahahahahahaha hahahahahahahhahahhaha go fuck yourself

 

[Raven]

People who complain about Hindus celebrating Diwali with fireworks.

People like this you mean?

Diwali fireworks 'worsen Delhi pollution'

We only have a handful of Hindus around near me and they don't feel the need to be dicks about sky fairy celebrations. We have a bunch of knobheads that think that just because they are in the shop, they have to buy them and use them at 11pm.

 

[Gwadien]

People like this you mean?

Diwali fireworks 'worsen Delhi pollution'

We only have a handful of Hindus around near me and they don't feel the need to be dicks about sky fairy celebrations. We have a bunch of knobheads that think that just because they are in the shop, they have to buy them and use them at 11pm.

I mean people that say 'Fireworks are for bonfire night only!'

 

[Raven]

Well they are piss annoying and are essentially crap anyway and serve no real purpose except for the user to appear like a tit for letting them off at all hours.

Nice try with the attempted racist slant to your response though 6/10, You're learning.

 

[Gwadien]

Nice try with the attempted racist slant to your response though 6/10, You're learning.

I have no idea what you are referring to, Is this like when people shout 'stop calling us racists' when no-one actually is?

Diwali is a celebration of light, so therefore fireworks are suitable.

The only people I sympathise with are those with dogs or suffer with PTSD, not miserable bastards.

 

[Raven]

When, the very next post after mine you attempted to imply that I was moaning at Diwali.

I fucking love Diwali, loads of nice food gets brought into work.

Again it seems people have to explain things in the "Random" annoying things thread though because someone wants to score points.

 

[Gwadien]

When, the very next post after mine you attempted to imply that I was moaning at Diwali.

I fucking love Diwali, loads of nice food gets brought into work.

Again it seems people have to explain things in the "Random" annoying things thread though because someone wants to score points.

You said 'people like these?' and I replied to that question with 'No, the people that say fireworks are for bonfire only.'

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