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Scouse

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Heck - how annoying!
I've seen it on horse riders a lot - I've actually come a-cropper and talked to a horse rider like she was a mounted copper rather than a sanctamonious cunt - to her bemusement.

But I guess it is a reflection of the fact that people don't give a monkeys about other road users...
 

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I've seen it on horse riders a lot - I've actually come a-cropper and talked to a horse rider like she was a mounted copper rather than a sanctamonious cunt - to her bemusement.

But I guess it is a reflection of the fact that people don't give a monkeys about other road users...

He was replying to a deleted comment :)
 

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I do think Bike. I mostly think "Why the fuck are you riding three abreast you self righteous arseholes?".

In a way, I actually miss my old 330d. Being a pre-DPF filter diesel it was great for sorting out inconsiderate cyclists (of which there are plenty). Also worked a treat with tailgaters, whereas now I just drop a couple of gears and floor it - they usually drop back after that.....

Please note I have no real issue with normal cyclists, just the militant ones. As they're usually vegetarians and have no friends, so take their iron deficiency and loneliness out on other roads users. You still wouldn't catch me on a bike on our roads though, far too many idiots.
 

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As I suspected, a total cunt then?

Isn't it against the law to impersonate a police officer?
 

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As I suspected, a total cunt then?

Isn't it against the law to impersonate a police officer?
Yes itis butiguess he is just on the border impersonating by changing the police to polite and stuff.
 

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I do think Bike. I mostly think "Why the fuck are you riding three abreast you self righteous arseholes?".
I think I've only ever seen that in a peloton, never out on the road normally.


Top shelf cunt.
Yep. I see it on horse riders all the time. Never seen it on a cyclist before tho.
 

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I think I've only ever seen that in a peloton, never out on the road normally.



Yep. I see it on horse riders all the time. Never seen it on a cyclist before tho.
I seen two abreast a lot not three. But two is bad enough and down here in cornwall and on the moor its dangerous with all the narrow roads and blind bends.
 

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Back streets of London yesterday were 2 police women on horses riding next to each other, 3 cars behind and they didn't move over, we had to wait until they got to the end of the rd, and luckily we went the other way
 

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People in their fucking cars, with just one person per car, creating massive amounts of traffic and pollution! Slowing up everything, when they could carpool and minimise traffic to a fourth of what is necessary!

Oh, and hypocrits...
 

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People in their fucking cars, with just one person per car, creating massive amounts of traffic and pollution! Slowing up everything, when they could carpool and minimise traffic to a fourth of what is necessary!

Oh, and hypocrits...
Me and the wife always drive separate cars when going anywhere, we drive two abreast anywhere we can, at 5 mph below speed limit. ;)
 

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I do think Bike. I mostly think "Why the fuck are you riding three abreast you self righteous arseholes?".

In a way, I actually miss my old 330d. Being a pre-DPF filter diesel it was great for sorting out inconsiderate cyclists (of which there are plenty). Also worked a treat with tailgaters, whereas now I just drop a couple of gears and floor it - they usually drop back after that.....

Please note I have no real issue with normal cyclists, just the militant ones. As they're usually vegetarians and have no friends, so take their iron deficiency and loneliness out on other roads users. You still wouldn't catch me on a bike on our roads though, far too many idiots.


in the USA they call that behaviour "rolling coal" and it is usually associated with a really special type of car-driving asshole.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdDxjge5hmY
 
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People in their fucking cars, with just one person per car, creating massive amounts of traffic and pollution! Slowing up everything, when they could carpool and minimise traffic to a fourth of what is necessary!

Oh, and hypocrits...

Share my car with some other pleb? Hell no.
 

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Car pooling is all very good in theory. But your stuffed if you want to leave early or something and takes out all the flexibility of having your own car.
 

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No worries chumlar. The only time I've ever ridden in the UK I was in a Scottish forrest, and if people had managed to drive cars near me they would have earned my deepest respect :)

Edit: though @Will did try to get me to bike on the road. The only explaination for this is that he wanted to see me get pasted in to the front of a lorry or bus, sociopath that he is :eek:
 

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tbh it never fails to weird me out that car drivers either don't understand or simply refuse to grasp the concept that overtaking a cyclist is perfectly easy and natural. If you are not in a position to overtake, or overtaking would be illegal, then that would be true for anything on the road in front of you. Am I being to literal and logical here?
 

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Ze Germans know their noises!

I'm going to have the delight of this in a few weeks:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_a5x9uUvHc


BMW did well with that 4 pot - you can shut it up, or have it stupidly loud with the press of some buttons. Captures the spirit of old Minis.


Those pops and crackles sound epic, I fully approve despite the cylinder count. They do a similar kit for the 125I through BMW Performance, sounds utter filth. I'll dig out a video when I'm done with the AA.

Fucking Renaults!
 

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