Fucking hell. Old.
(Also, don't start a sentence with a number in number form please, it properly rustles my jimmies. )
Translation: I had a bet with a ladyboy I picked up in a dive bar that mine was bigger than hers and I lost.Left my phone in a taxi in Bangkok.
Translation: S-/he made me her slave for a weekend and fed me nothing but vodka, viagra and semen.Super fucking annoying, even though it was on its last legs.
Translation: have already booked my return flight. Chanchai and I will be together again soon!Am due an upgrade, but the Z4 isn't out yet. Boo.
No idea what gf cards are or what you mean by a comunion. Unless ots the religious one.
Of course its the religious one. Its communion season. My niece's was yesterday as well (I'm banned from talking to her about religion).
what? she's clearly 3 or so. talk to her all you like ffs
More fun to roll up some bread balls with Tabasco inside . Sit back and watch the chaos ensue.Write a short piece on how much you enjoy chasing down and raping seagulls.
what? she's clearly 3 or so. talk to her all you like ffs
Now, my own kids...that's going to be a different matter. I've already made it clear that I'm not going to lie to my kids to keep the school happy.
My wife is continually telling our son never to repeat what I say at school
catholic jibber-jabber confused
It is the humans choice.
Parents shouldn't be allowed to imprint their mental illness onto a child and if they do, it should be taken into care.
The irreversible mutilation bit real fucks me off though.