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Gwadien

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the bitch infront of you who despite having spent several minutes queueing then has to have another few minutes to find her fucking money in her handbag, slag.
Don't ask for change then.
 

Cerb

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the bitch infront of you who despite having spent several minutes queueing then has to have another few minutes to find her fucking money in her handbag, slag.
The idiot in front of you who has been in the que for the ATM for a few minutes but then needs to take wallet from pocket/handbag - take out card - try to remember pin code - spend 30 seconds deciding how much money to take out.
 

Gwadien

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The idiot in front of you who has been in the que for the ATM for a few minutes but then needs to take wallet from pocket/handbag - take out card - try to remember pin code - spend 30 seconds deciding how much money to take out.
Some woman in Boots earlier took ages taking my money, then she spent ages getting the change out, then she put a fiver in my hand, then a couple of pound coins, another fiver ontop of that, and then poundcoins ontop of that, and passed me my wrap, as if to say, hurry the fuck up, im sorry, if you put the notes at the bottom, and the coins ontop, it'd take me seconds to slide it all into my wallet.
 

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Or the ppl at cashpoints who need to try all 4 of their cards to remove a tenner.
 

Edmond

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SKY tv constantly calling me to tell me about their 'deals'. No, for the 4th time, I do not want sky sports for £10 a month for the next 2 months, cos I have no interest in sports, please kindly fuck off
 

TdC

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people (in tiny cars) being totally clueless at how to navigate the horror that is a parking garage :(
 

old.Tohtori

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SKY tv constantly calling me to tell me about their 'deals'. No, for the 4th time, I do not want sky sports for £10 a month for the next 2 months, cos I have no interest in sports, please kindly fuck off

On that note; mails from companies saying they miss you. No you f*cking don't, you miss my money!

Also; not remembering whole night of a drinking trip even THOUGH you sure as hell remember it before you go to sleep. Save errors ffs.
 

Cadelin

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I find people who use the lift to go up or down one flight of stairs really annoying. I know there are many valid reason why you might need to use a lift but in general its just sheer laziness.
 

Punishment

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On that note; mails from companies saying they miss you. No you f*cking don't, you miss my money!

Also; not remembering whole night of a drinking trip even THOUGH you sure as hell remember it before you go to sleep. Save errors ffs.
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Raven

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Adverts and the advertising industry.

Make it funny or gtfo.
 

MYstIC G

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Adverts and the advertising industry.

Make it funny or gtfo.
Every fucking advert of late having a fucking aggravating music track specifically designed just to drill the product / service into your head. Website adverts are especially guilty of this.
 

fettoken

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Also. Scraping the tip of the bottomless iceberg that is youtube, and finding videos by clicking other video references x100, and asking yourself how it is possible that some of these were created.
 

old.Tohtori

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You can get to half-naked wimmin in youtubes, from any subject, by 6 references or less *nod*
 

sayward

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Waiting in for workmen to do something who when they come say they have to order it and come back! Despite visits from agent etc who know exactly what needs doing.
 

Lamp

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Putting on weight. Damn you Christmas!
 

ileks

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The noise some people make when eating crunchy things. Cereal is the killer. You get the crunching sounds and the slurping of milk.
 

Lamp

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People eating with their mouth open. Shut your yapper ffs!
 

Sydrik

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People who don't bother clearing the snow off their car. Its dangerous, you're a cunt, buy a broom you ignorant tosser and stop dropping chunks of ice/snow in front of people driving behind you.
 

Edmond

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Fucking SKY fucking just rang again...........FUCK OFF YOU CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!




Fuuuuuuccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!
 

TdC

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mmm I'd eat your girlfriend loudly! :D

webshops who have stuff listed in their inventory but don't actually have the product :(
 

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