SPAM random annoying things

[Poag]

Hot coffee! Hot coffee! Oooooh my tongue feels like i've been licking snookies snookie.

Herp?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Herp?

Pretty much yeah, even derp.

 

[Lamp]

The postal system over here's going to the dogs. I don't want my post delivered at 8pm. When I was a lad, we got first post before 7pm, and a second post around 8am.

 

[Deebs]

The postal system over here's going to the dogs. I don't want my post delivered at 8pm. When I was a lad, we got first post before 7pm, and a second post around 8am.

AM or PM? ;p

First post was pre 7am, second post was between 9am and 12pm for me.

 

[Scouse]

Only one post now. Dunno what time - it's not set.

 

[soze]

I get the letters at 9-9.30 and the parcels ect come in a van normally around 11.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Finland works pretty much like so;

- Mail comes at set time in the morning, 9-11 depending on location etc.
- If there's a packet that doesn't fit, they leave a "pick up here" note.
- UPS, whatnot come when the person and the delivery people agree upon(last time they just brought it to work )

 

[Lethul]

And stop using AM/PM and use 08:00 / 20:00 like civilized people

 

[old.Tohtori]

And stop using AM/PM and use 08:00 / 20:00 like civilized people

I use am/pm in my phone just to confuse the f*ck out of people

 

[sayward]

Yeah, I just didn't get around to it a few years back and noticed nobody gave a fuck. Since then I haven't bothered.

One year I didn't do any and no one said anything, I presume that without comparing notes they each one thought that theirs was lost in the post.

 

[Deebs]

City wankers on the Drain who trying to read Metro whilst not holding onto anything and being thrown around the carriage. Cunts.

 

[dysfunction]

One year I didn't do any and no one said anything, I presume that without comparing notes they each one thought that theirs was lost in the post.

Either that or they all think:

"That bastard didn't buy us a Christmas card this year!"

 

[Raven]

People who spend over a year renovating a 15 year old house and park 3 vans on the street every fucking day.

It would have been quicker to knock the fucking thing down and start again.

 

[Edmond]

does a 15yr old house need renovating?

 

[Poag]

City wankers on the Drain who trying to read Metro whilst not holding onto anything and being thrown around the carriage. Cunts.

People who get on a tube train and then immediately stop just inside the door.

Or the people who death grip into the poles near the doors and stand half in the seat area and half in the standy bit, blocking both.

 

[Bahumat]

So true Poag

 

[Himse]

People who resell gig tickets for 10x the price!

 

[Raven]

does a 15yr old house need renovating?

I can't see how but he gutted it. It is a really nice stone house. He has built a small 1 story extension on the back.

I have got to thinking that he is building a bunker or something under it with the amount of rubble and shit that is going into near constant skips.

 

[Edmond]

Having a limited edition signed print come in the post, only for the fucking postman to fold it in half to get it through the letterbox

Postie-Cunt!!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Direct commercials that advertise sh*t that can't be found in any store.

 

[Lamp]

Spending £4 on a birthday card, and smudging the ink . Looks like I've wazzed on it . Now I have to buy another card . This time I'm going to use an ordinary pen . Not a fucking magic marker .

 

[old.Tohtori]

Just say your kid wrote it and it's instant "Aww that's so sweet" win.

 

[caLLous]

Amazon sending me an email to confirm that I just told them to stop sending me emails.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Think of the positive, they're making sure that -you- really asked them to stop

Though it is rather hard to imagine some evil person in a lair of computers, sending fake emails to stop people receiving spam. Dastardly.

 

[old.Tohtori]

The word titular. It's like a shortskirt, high heel, tanktop girl rubbing against you in the bar just to keep warm and with 0 sexual intent.

Sure it gets the job done, but there's still no tits even if the promise is there.

 

[Chilly]

Melbourne F1 tickets going on sale and me not having the balls to spend the £3k for paddock club.

 

[Raven]

You see more on the telly.

 

[TdC]

spend the £3k for paddock club.

holy shit 0o

 

[old.Tohtori]

Youtube. Know why. They should make updates optional

 

[rynnor]

I can't see how but he gutted it. It is a really nice stone house. He has built a small 1 story extension on the back.

I have got to thinking that he is building a bunker or something under it with the amount of rubble and shit that is going into near constant skips.

Sex Dungeon!