SPAM random annoying things

[Gwadien]

Should turn them into Soylent green

probably taste a bit icky.

Surely you want kids for that

 

[Deebs]

There should be minimum speed limits in supermarkets on weekends.

Or ban pensioners

Tell me about it, going to the supermarket should not be stressful but sometimes I get so fucking mad. The OAPs that are going so slow they age by the fucking day, the fuckers who decide to stop and leave the trolley in the middle of the aisle so they don't have to move it 2 ft to the shelves, the twats who take 15 fucking minutes to find a fiver in their 2 pocket purse at the checkout, oh and that is after they took a fucking day to find the fucking money in the bottom of their bottomless handbag.

Fucking supermarkets and their open policy.

 

[Gwadien]

Tell me about it, going to the supermarket should not be stressful but sometimes I get so fucking mad. The OAPs that are going so slow they age by the fucking day, the fuckers who decide to stop and leave the trolley in the middle of the aisle so they don't have to move it 2 ft to the shelves, the twats who take 15 fucking minutes to find a fiver in their 2 pocket purse at the checkout, oh and that is after they took a fucking day to find the fucking money in the bottom of their bottomless handbag.

Fucking supermarkets and their open policy.

Even more controversially, it seems some people that are pushing around their disabled child/OAP in a wheelchair feel like they have a right to do what ever the fuck they like because of their situation.

Like leaving your elderly grandad in the middle of an aisle so nobody can get by whilst you walk up and down the aisle getting what you need, put them to one side?

 

[Deebs]

Even more controversially, it seems some people that are pushing around their disabled child/OAP in a wheelchair feel like they have a right to do what ever the fuck they like because of their situation.

Like leaving your elderly grandad in the middle of an aisle so nobody can get by whilst you walk up and down the aisle getting what you need, put them to one side?

Leave them in the car or outside the entrance so they can beg for money.

 

[Gwadien]

Leave them in the car or outside the entrance so they can beg for money.

Now that's embracing capitalism.

 

[Deebs]

Now that's embracing capitalism.

Could always leave the car windows fully closed, locked and in the Sun whilst shopping

 

[Raven]

Leave them in the car or outside the entrance so they can beg for money.

Make sure to leave them a bowl of water, and open the window a crack.

 

[Gwadien]

Could always leave the car windows fully closed, locked and in the Sun whilst shopping

You're the owner, you're taking this dark, fine.

Make sure its a VW and attach a hosepipe from the exhaust through the window.

 

[Raven]

Speaking of old people.

My mum has some ear problems, blocked with wax, she has an appointment on Monday. In the meantime, she keeps popping round to shout that she can't hear anything.

 

[DaGaffer]

Tell me about it, going to the supermarket should not be stressful but sometimes I get so fucking mad. The OAPs that are going so slow they age by the fucking day, the fuckers who decide to stop and leave the trolley in the middle of the aisle so they don't have to move it 2 ft to the shelves, the twats who take 15 fucking minutes to find a fiver in their 2 pocket purse at the checkout, oh and that is after they took a fucking day to find the fucking money in the bottom of their bottomless handbag.

Fucking supermarkets and their open policy.

Online Delivery FTW.

 

[Overdriven]

Ordered myself a new TV. It arrived yesterday.

Dead on arrival and the screen was cracked (under surface fracture. Couldn't even feel it on the top layer of glass)

Highly annoying. Replacement arrives Monday.

Only reason we found out it was DOA was to see how bad the crack was with the TV on. Power indicator would flash 4 times then stop, dead. LG G5..

Can at least say Richer Sounds support are good though.

 

[MYstIC G]

Tell me about it, going to the supermarket should not be stressful but sometimes I get so fucking mad. The OAPs that are going so slow they age by the fucking day, the fuckers who decide to stop and leave the trolley in the middle of the aisle so they don't have to move it 2 ft to the shelves, the twats who take 15 fucking minutes to find a fiver in their 2 pocket purse at the checkout, oh and that is after they took a fucking day to find the fucking money in the bottom of their bottomless handbag.

Fucking supermarkets and their open policy.

 

[Tom]

Dentists and up selling.

Went my 6 monthly check up go through it everything the same as before, where I was told my teeth and gums were fine. (she was telling this to the nurse)

Suddenly oh noes there's a small amount of plaque build up around 2 teeth so you need to book in the hygienist at like 45 quid for 15 mins or something.

Fuck off.

Get yourself one of these:


View: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B086XHMH9R


I did and the hygienist is basically "keep doing what you're doing" now. He hardly had to do anything.

 

[Gwadien]

Get yourself one of these:


View: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B086XHMH9R


I did and the hygienist is basically "keep doing what you're doing" now. He hardly had to do anything.

Aye got one

 

[Gwadien]

Spending 6 hours putting 2 hours worth of lessons together.

Ratios are all wrong.

 

[Deebs]

Spending 5 valuable minutes looking for my safety goggles and then realizing they are on my head.

 

[Overdriven]

Aye got one

Same.

Interdental sticks, that, and stick floss (floss on a.. stick?) (alternating whenever I don't forget) is quite good.

 

[Embattle]

There should be minimum speed limits in supermarkets on weekends.

Or ban pensioners

A ban on people having a chat while completely cock blocking the aisle as well.

 

[Deebs]

Fuck it bring in a TDT before people can use a trolley in a supermarket.

TDT = Trolley Driving Test and is only valid for certain types of trolley and number of passenger seats.

 

[Tom]

I've said for a while, if you want to look at the general driving standards on the roads, watch people in supermarkets with a trolley.

Also, fuck supermarkets for putting things on the end of aisles. Stop that shit.

 

[Deebs]

I've said for a while, if you want to look at the general driving standards on the roads, watch people in supermarkets with a trolley.

Also, fuck supermarkets for putting things on the end of aisles. Stop that shit.

Yeh you are not wrong there, forgot about the end of aisles shite, how to make the supermarket a fucking off road rally circuit complete with pedestrians all over the race course.

 

[Scouse]

I've said for a while, if you want to look at the general driving standards on the roads, watch people in supermarkets with a trolley.

That's why I'm all-in on this 20mph thing.

People are gonna hit people. Might as well make it non-lethal