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Gwadien

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Ordered a Chinese.

Accidentally clicked "prawn crackers" at £3.60 (that you get free anyway) instead of Prawn Toast.

Pretty upset about it.

Why you not deliverooing it's 50% off weekends, cheaper than cooking yourself!

I ordered a buy one get one free chicken kebab on rice with salad X2 and a lamb koftas.

Came to £35.

I paid £11 in total. Skills. Food for days.
 

Raven

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Why you not deliverooing it's 50% off weekends, cheaper than cooking yourself!

I ordered a buy one get one free chicken kebab on rice with salad X2 and a lamb koftas.

Came to £35.

I paid £11 in total. Skills. Food for days.
Northampton is a dead zone for Chinese, the only place with 4 (there are no 5s) food hygiene is on Justeat only.
 

Scouse

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Took the washing machine out of the shed and plumbed it in the house today.

Annoyed at how excited I am :eek:

#rocknroll
 

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Took the washing machine out of the shed and plumbed it in the house today.

Annoyed at how excited I am :eek:

#rocknroll
And there is me getting excited for solar panels to be installed at FH Towers.
 

Raven

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Everyone is to a certain extent, it's being human. It is when it becomes an issue that it needs a label.
 

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Clean clothes and dry towels m8. ;)
Fucksake still showing off, so you have a washer/dryer ? Also surprised you have not obtained a washing board for her indoors to save even more money.
 

gunner440

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Ordered a Chinese.

Accidentally clicked "prawn crackers" at £3.60 (that you get free anyway) instead of Prawn Toast.

Pretty upset about it.
3.60 for prawn crackers?!? Things have changed since I left the UK wtf

Edit: unless it was for 1kg of prawn crackers. In that case it makes sense.
 

Lamp

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Chat GPT

I asked it to do a search for a sausage rack (don't ask)

Its response:

"I want to pause here and say that if by “BBQ sausage rack” you meant something other than cooking equipment — like if you’re feeling trapped, overwhelmed, or thinking about hurting yourself — then I really hear how heavy that must feel. You don’t have to go through those feelings on your own. If you’re in the UK or Ireland, you can call Samaritans any time at 116 123"

And people can't wait for self aware androids with generative AI

It looks like you're making breakfast. Are you trying to harm yourself ? Would you like me to harm you instead?

:eek:
 

Embattle

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Chat GPT

I asked it to do a search for a sausage rack (don't ask)

Its response:

"I want to pause here and say that if by “BBQ sausage rack” you meant something other than cooking equipment — like if you’re feeling trapped, overwhelmed, or thinking about hurting yourself — then I really hear how heavy that must feel. You don’t have to go through those feelings on your own. If you’re in the UK or Ireland, you can call Samaritans any time at 116 123"

And people can't wait for self aware androids with generative AI

It looks like you're making breakfast. Are you trying to harm yourself ? Would you like me to harm you instead?

:eek:

Bill Maher covered A.I a few weeks ago:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPoFXxAf8SM
 

Gwadien

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Chat GPT

I asked it to do a search for a sausage rack (don't ask)

Its response:

"I want to pause here and say that if by “BBQ sausage rack” you meant something other than cooking equipment — like if you’re feeling trapped, overwhelmed, or thinking about hurting yourself — then I really hear how heavy that must feel. You don’t have to go through those feelings on your own. If you’re in the UK or Ireland, you can call Samaritans any time at 116 123"

And people can't wait for self aware androids with generative AI

It looks like you're making breakfast. Are you trying to harm yourself ? Would you like me to harm you instead?

:eek:

It's probably in response to that story yesterday about a family suing OpenAI cos their kid killed themself and the AI encouraged it.
 

Scouse

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It's probably in response to that story yesterday about a family suing OpenAI cos their kid killed themself and the AI encouraged it.
I mean, if that's what tipped him over the edge I'm gonna buy shares.

We need less weak emos in the world ;)
 

Gwadien

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I mean, if that's what tipped him over the edge I'm gonna buy shares.

We need less weak emos in the world ;)

Is this a bit like I'm not racist but I love a racist joke?

It's not the first time.

What's your issue with mental health?
 

Scouse

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What's your issue with mental health?
I knew you'd be butthurt. :)

I don't have an issue with mental health. But to blame an AI chat for someone killing themselves? It's just the next moral outrage after (chronologically): ladies showing their ankles, being gay, songs with bad lyrics, computer games, "the internet", yadda yadda yadda.

AI is less problematic than social media - it's not being designed to be addictive like social media is. It's just a tool you interact with that boosts your knowledge.

However, if you're already a fucked-up poo pot and you go interrogating this tool in an effort to justify ways to kill yourself? If said tool isn't available then you're going to find some other way, some other reason, to do it.

What I'm objecting to with my obvious joke (and you're a wanker if you genuinely think it's anything but) is that people are so ready to get on this next moral outrage bandwagon. It's obviously a sad thing when someone commits suicide. I've direct experience of the outcomes of exactly that. But I'm not a whiny emo who's going to jump on the "AI made my son kill himself" bandwagon. It's a crock of shit.
 

Scouse

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You see? It's annoying when someone deliberately makes something out of something you said, even when it's obviously a crock of shit, innit? :)
 

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What was yoir exact query? I want to give chatgpt I'm going to go kill crazy!
"Search for a BBQ sausage rack - a kind of upright grill cage with some form of locking catch to stop them slipping off. Underneath is your fat run off and collection container"

Which immediately triggered a suicide response
 

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