Quality Joke

[old.plightstar]

Here it is:

One day an American pilot has just finished his bombing run in Afgan, them on his way back he sees 2 flying carpets heading towards him, they looked dangerous so he soots them down, with no problems.

When the pilot gets back to bse his commander says he is going to court marshall him, the pilot says why, the commander replies they were allied carpets.

A bit cheesy I know.

 

[Wij]

That is utter pants

 

[old.plightstar]

come on its not that bad, the only way you would find it unfunny was if you dont know who allied carpets are

 

[Will]

That's strange, I've heard of Allied Carpets, yet the joke still sucks.

 

[Summo]

I could find nothing there that qualifies as either 'quality' or 'joke'

 

[bigbb]

What has humour been reduced to. An absolute disgrace to the humorous nature of BW.

/me crowns plightstar

 

[Testin da Cable]

is it ok if I just mindlessly spam this thread?

 

[bigbb]

Well I can't see why not, please feel free.

/me hands tdc a brand new, fully featured 'Spamming Stick 2000 GTX'

 

[Testin da Cable]

woo great
I already have the 'pro' version, but that's running on it's last legs I fear

 

[old.Reverend Flatus]

Heard it weeks ago!:sleeping:

 

[Sir Frizz]

me and wij wanna play t00

 

[old.katerina]

Im not even going to comment of the lack of quality of that joke. Maybe its funnier if your drunk or stoned or something............maybe not.

 

[Stazbumpa]

Is Itchy still trying to get in your underwear Kat???

 

[Will]

Maybe...

 

[Stazbumpa]

(What's it like???)

 

[Will]

Hmnnn...

 

[Summo]

Get your face out of there!

 

[Wij]

*scream*

/me runs off over the horizon...

 

[Will]

Sorry, private joke - not that kind of prvate joke Someguy

 

[Wij]

teehee

private(s)

*titter*

 

[Will]

Originally posted by katerina
Im not even going to comment of the lack of quality of that joke. Maybe its funnier if your drunk or stoned or something............maybe not.

I went for option c) all of the above, and I still didn't even smile.

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

May I try?

The Flasher

Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench talking about
the bingo game the night before when a flasher walked by.
The flasher stopped right in front of them and opened his
trench coat. Needless to say, the first old lady had a
stroke. After that, the second old lady had a stroke.

But the third old lady was on the far end of the bench and,
well, she couldn't reach that far.



Hope I don't get in trouble.

 

[Will]

There's no policy in place yet to ban people who tell shit jokes.

 

[Wij]

Four Nuns go for a weekend away in the outside world. When they come back they have to confess any sins to the Mother Superior.

Nun 1: "Oh I'm so ashamed mother. I... I... saw a man's penis."
M.S.: "Goodness Gracious child. Say 20 Hail Maries and wash your filthy eyes out in the font !"
Nun 2: "Oh I'm so ashamed mother. I... I... touched a man's penis."
M.S.: "Goodness Gracious child. Say 50 Hail Maries and wash your filthy hands out in the font !"

Just then the 4th Nun runs towards the font.

M.S.: "Where on Earth are you going child ?"
Nun 4 (pointing at Nun 3): "I'm off to wash my mouth out in the font before she gets her arse in it !"

 

[Sir Frizz]

wij...no

 

[Wij]

oi, that's top that is

 

[Summo]

Naughty!

*titter*

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

LmAo...... I feel better now.
:smileysex

 

[Will]

I hate to say it, but I actually laughed at that joke - must be too much caffine.

 

[Wij]

I'm fab me