Lamp
Gold Star Holder!!
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- Jan 16, 2005
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Looking for high quality one liner come-backs to pull out when required.
You know the type of situation. A bunch of you is down the pub. Someone says something to / about you in front of everyone else and you just wish you had a quality funny come back.
Of course you could always deck him...
Examples
Comment: You can't stop smoking. You got no willpower.
Response: Don't talk to me about willpower. You think Will Power won Pop Idol.
Comment: Hey fatso !
Response: Look pal, the only reason I'm so fat is cos everytime I fuck your Mum in the ass she gives me a cookie.
Anyone got some good ones ?
You know the type of situation. A bunch of you is down the pub. Someone says something to / about you in front of everyone else and you just wish you had a quality funny come back.
Of course you could always deck him...
Examples
Comment: You can't stop smoking. You got no willpower.
Response: Don't talk to me about willpower. You think Will Power won Pop Idol.
Comment: Hey fatso !
Response: Look pal, the only reason I'm so fat is cos everytime I fuck your Mum in the ass she gives me a cookie.
Anyone got some good ones ?