Practical Jokes

gimme a bit and ill remeber mine

 

I once put a drawing pin on a kid's chair when I was little, but it bent as it went in and a teacher pulled it out with terrible consequences.

Nobody but myself and God knew I was to blame.

 

how terrible?

 

Phoned my mate on April Fool's Day, and asked when i should come round to collect the Body

 

Cling film over a toilet while in senior school... I would imagine you could guess the result.

Ended up getting suspended for 2 weeks w00t !

 

went to a party once when I was 17.

didn't know the person, it was a friend of a friend of a friend...

was the most boring party ever with boring people doing boring things...

we decided to make it more interesting. We found a toolbox, got some screwdrivers and removed all the internal doors in the house and hid them in the garden.....

we left shortly afterwards, apparantly the person who was throwing the party didn't see the funy side, especially as their parents were only out for the evening.....

although parties and my old friends don't mix, twice we've been in situations where riot police have been called to house parties we've been at....

 

Nice... I've heard of that, and DAMN it sounds nasty
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Me and my friend scared the living crap out of 6 people as they were staying at a small cottage in the middle of this forest... we left earlier that night at around 1 AM but came back at around 6 AM (was still very dark, early winter)... scraped the walls, windows etc. and all they saw were a few shadows whiz by once in a while.
The two females ended up crying, and one guy was in complete shock during the whole ordeal.
Eventually when we gave ourselves in, they had already phoned the police.

 

In my "younger" days in school we once put every desk, table, chair, etc in the other direction (turn 180°) and all sat down. Imagine the confusion when the teacher arrived

 

At the end of high-school when the teacher left the class-room we turned all the tables upside down and put the stools on the chair legs. These were huge wooden science-classroom tables.

We also liked locking the door and putting a filing cabinet against the door when he left the room.

 

my favourite school thing was in a 6th form chemistry practical lesson...

We'd just finished an experiment using concentrated hydrochloric acid. As me and my m8 were pouring the acid down the sink the teacher said:

"and whatever you do make sure you don't pour the hydrochloric acid down the sink, as when it mixes with water it will produce hydrogen chloride gas which is highly toxic"

<watches as the cloud of white smoke emerges from the sink>

Science block evacuation thank you very much

 

pfft, boil the acid first then add it to water, spits like a camel. x<

 

The only practical jokes that I know of involve me falling asleep and sleeping bags getting tied up.

 

Most evil ever :

After watching The Blair witch project, we went to a bar had a few drinks ...

A bit later a girl who was with us decided to go home on foot. On the way to her house she had to pass a fairly creepy graveyard.
So we got on a motercycle shortly after she left drove to the graveyard, hid in some of the bushes along the road, and when she came we started calling her name.
She pee'ed her pants and went catatonic, she still hasnt forgiven us either (this is from when the film was just out)

 

Back when big brother was in its first series:

http://semyl.doyougetme.net/html/arc_bigbro.html

Like this, except I had all the head boy, head girl, deputies, and some other popular people from school in it. I accidentally put it on the shared drive, and while rumaging through my bag for a floppy disk, someone copied it onto thier user area, and printed some 50 copies. The girls were terribly upset. So was the guy who's name I entered as a girl. The guy who copied it got suspended for 3 days. They never knew. No one knows Will prolly tell them at the reunion in 7 years time

 

Wow, never realised Gombur was such an evil manipulating bastid... Though its impressive that he can burp the national anthem of Abjurdistan.

 

I'm female?

 

Im rich!

 

We used to put a bended ironwire in the electric box everytime we had german. All lights in that wing would go out then. it took them 2 months before a teacher came to us and told us that he couldnt proove anything, but it better not happen again.

 

Our geography teacher got a brand new globe and he loved it ,all during the lessons he would reach over and spin it as he was lecturing.
It was perched on a cupboard by his desk by the wall, so one day me and my mate sneaked in early and punched in 1 whole half of it, but set it back up with the good side forward so it looked fine.
All during the lesson he would be talking and walking up to, we were biting through our lips so as not to laugh, several times he put his hand on it but didn't spin it, finally with bated breath we saw him poise for a spin, he spun it and it wobbled hilariously on the cupbard then finally fell off, the globe fell out the stand rolled down the middle of the classroom, then broke in half.
At this point I very nearly wet my pants, he quickly scanned the room to look for likely culprits, I tried to look as shocked as everyone else and it worked .
Next day he had repaired it, but the whole of the Pacific was always a bit lumpy after that.

 

the most evil one ive heard was of the guy who recorded an episode of the national lottery whilst his wife was on holiday.

He then proceeds to buy a lottery ticket with those exact numbers.

Wife comes back, they sit down the next week to watch the lottery, and instead he plays the video.....

EVIL

think she divorced him over it when she finally realised

 

Once in before the maths teach arrived to give his lesson, we took the fuse out of the overhead projectors plug, and dropped it into the glass of water on his desk. He spent the entire lesson trying to fix the projector.

I also remember stealing about 50 knives and forks from the canteen one day with a friend. We then jammed them into the ceiling of our latin teachers classroom. Periodically throughout the next few days they would just fall out onto the desks with a very loud bang, and as they were about 12ft up he couldn't reach them. This was the week after we just slightly bent upwards one of the blades on his ceiling fan. He came into the class, turned the fan on and promtly smashed all the strip lights in the room.

Last one. During my A-level art, I was doing a lot of clay scuplutre, but a lot of my work was being smashed up overnight and between lessons. Couldn't figure out who was doing it, so the next sculpture I made I encased a scalpel into the clay. Sure enough, one of the retarded bullys in the class was sporting a rather nice bandage on his hand the following day.

Yes I was an evil little bastard.

 

Rarely done any practical pranks... Guess my worst would be pissing in a beer bottle and giving it to a friend.

He ended up shaking me around and yelling alot, no physical harm done tho.

 

As you might expect, I was quite fond of practical jokes...

One of my favourites was dressing up in all black and wearing a scream mask, then climbing onto the roof with a mate and knocking on my next door (semi-attached house) neighbour's skylight. Shortly afterwards a police van pulled up outside and the police rang on my door to ask if I'd seen anything suspicious...

Another involved sending a taxi from almost every company in the city to a guy's house at exactly the same time, cue a lot of angry taxi drivers.

Loads of small ones, such as daring my friend to eat a satchet of salt at school sports day then when he called for water, handing him a bottle of water with several salt sachets emptied into it, pouring superglue onto the toliet door handle shortly after spiking a guy's drink with laxative (thankyou Bean: the movie) planting devil bangers under a teacher's chair, covering the floor of the teacher's toliets with soap, and calling up bomb scares for my school, taping a piano being played then placing the mini tape recorder under the piano lid and playing it after a delay in a crowded room.. that scared the bejesus out of people.

It's really quite sad to be too old to do this any more, although the funniest one I know of was when my father was young, and his friends sent a hearse to his house to pick him up.

 

The only real practical joke I've pulled off was towards my sister. She's living in a large city, hence she have no car, or no use of a car. Anyway, I was picking her up at the airport on her holidays. She asked if she could drive home, since it's been such a while since she's driwen a car. Ok, we are driving home, talking and laughing and having a good time. We have this corner we have to get by, before starting on a very steep uphill (mind the spelling here, don't know the exact word for it)

ANYWAY. I raised from my seat, screaming out from the bottom of my lounges: WE ARE GOING STRAIIIIIIIIGHT TO HEEEEEEEELL!!!!! and slamming my hands in the gloves apartement, making a BIG bang!

My sister awakes from her somewhat trance, lets go of the steering wheel, pulling her legs up, and screaaams looudly! we are now heading straight towards the ditch in front of us, at a speed 15-20 miles. I starts to laugh, my sister realieses that I'm just kidding, gets a hold of the steering wheel again, and manages to stop the car before devestation.

She then proceds to kick the shit out of me while driving the short way back home. I can't stop laughing, and I keep on doing that untill she has parked the car outside the house, still yelling and beating me. I woke up the very next day, with my shoulder as blue/black as the dark, my triceps all beaten up, and a black eye on my left side.

But you know.. It was worth it.